Poutine Wizard @WizardPoutine

“I’m a frog with a banjo, like what the fuck do you want from me?” Joined January 2018

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Free Steam Games✨ @SteamGamesPC

2 years ago

🎁Giveway #GIVEAWAY -💵"TWO x $20 STEAM WALLET GIFT CARD" To enter simply: ❤️LIKE 🔄RETWEET ✅Wishlist "The Last Flame: Prologue"(show proof) ➡️store.steampowered.com/app/2517810/Th… 🗓️End on January 1st⏰ 🥳The Last Flame: Prologue (FREE) releases on January 8th! #SteamWallet #SteamGiftCard

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Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR

3 years ago

To all the burned-out big-city executives coming back to their hometown for the holidays: yes our foresters manage a large tree farm and yes they had a crush on you in high school.

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Ford Taurus @2016Taurus

3 years ago

@3YearLetterman Just imagine the look on everybody’s face as they see you roll through the White House gates in your fully loaded 2011 Taurus, flashing your championship rings while wearing your letterman jacket. DC isn’t prepared for that much class

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b r a n d y @4everBrandy

3 years ago

@BrandyLegion @jackharlow I will murk this dude in rap at 43 on his own beats and then sing is ass to sleep. ♠️

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Kevin Kane @GoshDarnKevin

3 years ago

@cosmonaut27 @Kristen_Arnett Some people bring an emotional support animal on the flight, other people bring anal beads. I don't judge.

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Attorney@Law @TheGlare_TM

4 years ago

@patriottakes “what’s the best example of right wing art?”

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Poutine Wizard @WizardPoutine

7 years ago

#viadoom? More like #VIAFUCT #VIAFUCT #VIAFUCT

The Stranger 🗞 @TheStranger

7 years ago

#viadoom? More like #VIAFUCT #VIAFUCT #VIAFUCT

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Poutine Wizard @WizardPoutine

7 years ago

Oh ffs gimme 12 biscuits & call it a daw fawn dae mate

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Megaladon 🍒🦈 @TL_terroriza

8K Followers 7K Following twitter spaces beta tester 🦾 resident troll on the innanet, here to bring the ruckus 😎

Boof 🌼💜✨ @HouseJug

471 Followers 1K Following pointless gaylor tweeting (she/they) 🏳️‍🌈🌼

NWS Seattle @NWSSeattle

214K Followers 434 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Seattle. Details: https://t.co/yoQbjVwBSK

Mary's Place @MarysPlaceWA

4K Followers 2K Following Mary's Place ensures that no child sleeps outside by centering equity and opportunity for women and families.

30 ODD SIX @30ODDSIX

349 Followers 277 Following None of my posts or replies are financial advice. #Music

Seattle's Only Real Fake News
(Satire/Parody)
Have a hot headline tip? Send it to Submit@TheNeedling.com

The Needling @TheNeedling

21K Followers 3K Following Seattle's Only Real Fake News (Satire/Parody) Have a hot headline tip? Send it to [email protected]

Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins

1.2M Followers 1K Following Chief White House Correspondent and Anchor of The Source at 9 p.m., @CNN

Legal reporter at Politico, covering SDNY, etc. Priors: @CNN, @WSJ. I'm good at weaseling my way to the front of a gaggle. DMs are open.

erica orden @eorden

69K Followers 1K Following Legal reporter at Politico, covering SDNY, etc. Priors: @CNN, @WSJ. I'm good at weaseling my way to the front of a gaggle. DMs are open.

Students United for Palestinian Equality & Return || U of Washington students dedicated to liberation & justice for the Palestinian people. #FreePalestine

SUPER UW @uw_super

609 Followers 282 Following Students United for Palestinian Equality & Return || U of Washington students dedicated to liberation & justice for the Palestinian people. #FreePalestine

Kate Harrold @KateHarrold

669 Followers 216 Following senior journalist @gamingbible

Deputy News Editor @GamesRadar. Prev: @TechRadarGaming, @gamingbible. Nintendo fan and cake enthusiast. Views my own! She/Her

Catherine @NerdyJourno

596 Followers 495 Following Deputy News Editor @GamesRadar. Prev: @TechRadarGaming, @gamingbible. Nintendo fan and cake enthusiast. Views my own! She/Her

Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg

8K Followers 389 Following Hot girls read The Burner: https://t.co/IE6sHwGwWE

We’re Fanatical about games, delivering the best PC AAA and Indie game deals. Explore top software, eLearning, audio, graphic bundles, and the new FantasyVerse!

Fanatical @Fanatical

437K Followers 2K Following We’re Fanatical about games, delivering the best PC AAA and Indie game deals. Explore top software, eLearning, audio, graphic bundles, and the new FantasyVerse!

A portable multi-tool device in a toy-like body for pentesters and hardware geeks. Buy worldwide here ➡️ https://t.co/n09EKVnqri

Flipper Zero @flipper_zero

102K Followers 147 Following A portable multi-tool device in a toy-like body for pentesters and hardware geeks. Buy worldwide here ➡️ https://t.co/n09EKVnqri

Elisa Hansen 💀 @ElisaInTime

20K Followers 274 Following Author, actor, feminist, mistress of the macabre. Bi ace nd nb. Maven of the Eventide, video essayist and media critic.

big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin

95K Followers 959 Following professional cutie + my comedy special Don’t Sleep With Comedians is on YouTube 💖 🪩✨

Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @popehat@mastodon.social. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.

DoneHat @Popehat

266K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.

Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and the forthcoming SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.

rax ‘levon honkers�... @RaxKingIsDead

78K Followers 1K Following Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and the forthcoming SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.

trash jones @jzux

157K Followers 907 Following full-time music supervisor, part-time idiot

Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_

67K Followers 12K Following Business Owner, Bounty Hunter, Licensed TX Bondsman & fresh out of fucks! I’m not an ally, I’m an accomplice😉 #ReceiptQueen🧾👸

caitie delaney @caitiedelaney

141K Followers 2K Following tv writer who is always right

Managing, sustaining, and protecting the health & productivity of Washington's lands and waters. 👤@CPL_Dave 🔥@WaDNR_Fire 🌲@waDNR_Forests

Washington State Dept... @waDNR

138K Followers 7K Following Managing, sustaining, and protecting the health & productivity of Washington's lands and waters. 👤@CPL_Dave 🔥@WaDNR_Fire 🌲@waDNR_Forests

Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻‍🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾

Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter

1.1M Followers 96 Following Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻‍🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾

19. Protect bodily autonomy and reproductive freedom for all💌 claudiaconwaybusiness@gmail.com

Claudia Conway @claudiamconwayy

478K Followers 100 Following 19. Protect bodily autonomy and reproductive freedom for all💌 [email protected]

Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)

Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman

470K Followers 2K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)

Filmmaker, author, speaker, humorist - best known as the creator of VeggieTales and What's in the Bible? - cohosts the Holy Post podcast.

Phil Vischer @philvischer

79K Followers 327 Following Filmmaker, author, speaker, humorist - best known as the creator of VeggieTales and What's in the Bible? - cohosts the Holy Post podcast.

🌸 Chelsea Cirruzzo @ChelseaCirruzzo

28K Followers 5K Following ✏️ HHS reporter @statnews

“I Finished my 20s and All I Got Was This Lousy Sobriety” - @ginnyhogan_’s stand up hour about booze, lust, & more booze. At Caveat on 9/27

Finished My 20s & All... @soberstandup

611 Followers 5 Following “I Finished my 20s and All I Got Was This Lousy Sobriety” - @ginnyhogan_’s stand up hour about booze, lust, & more booze. At Caveat on 9/27

Stephan Fleet 🏳️... @stephanfleet

21K Followers 812 Following VFX Supervisor - The Boys. I also write direct and take photos.

podcaster Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky • INSTA monica_lewinsky @altendprod • anti-bullying activist •@tedtalks giver •@vanityfair contributor•rap song muse

Monica Lewinsky (she/... @MonicaLewinsky

1.0M Followers 1K Following podcaster Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky • INSTA monica_lewinsky @altendprod • anti-bullying activist •@tedtalks giver •@vanityfair contributor•rap song muse

Head of Community @Twitch. 1/3 @fireescapecast. What's life if you never take off your pants and slide on the ice once in a while.

Merry Kish @MerryKish

49K Followers 2K Following Head of Community @Twitch. 1/3 @fireescapecast. What's life if you never take off your pants and slide on the ice once in a while.

Maren Morris @MarenMorris

812K Followers 90 Following D R E A M S I C L E (deluxe) out now🍦

Jon Stewart @jonstewart

1.6M Followers 3 Following

Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman

1.6M Followers 408 Following Citizen 🇺🇸🐷 he/him 🎨:@MatttDavies

Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson

8.6M Followers 824 Following

Maya @mayahiga

430K Followers 970 Following founder of @alveussanctuary💚

i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - tiktok+ig: hasandpiker // business: mailto:Hasan@night.co

hasanabi @hasanthehun

1.7M Followers 2K Following i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - tiktok+ig: hasandpiker // business: mailto:[email protected]

Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol | Representative @BennieGThompson, Chairman

January 6th Committee @January6thCmte

600K Followers 9 Following Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol | Representative @BennieGThompson, Chairman

Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke

2.1M Followers 2K Following

Sam Seder @SamSeder

299K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/2wPMIcBcHb

Hosted by @samseder & @emmavigeland. MR is an unbought, unbossed daily political talk show. Awarded @PodcastAwards Best Political Podcast 5 times #LeftIsBest

Majority Report @majorityfm

157K Followers 3K Following Hosted by @samseder & @emmavigeland. MR is an unbought, unbossed daily political talk show. Awarded @PodcastAwards Best Political Podcast 5 times #LeftIsBest

Everything is politics. 📩 info@therecount.com

The Recount @therecount

327K Followers 674 Following Everything is politics. 📩 [email protected]

NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball

407K Followers 387 Following The official account of NCAA DI Softball. Join us with #NCAASoftball, #RoadToWCWS and #WCWS

Joe Nunnink @JoeNunnink

987 Followers 424 Following Comedian, cooker of chili

Seattle PD news/events. Not Monitored. Call 911 to report emergencies.
Privacy Policy: https://t.co/T5EaWoa7EZ
* Preliminary Info Subject To Change

Seattle Police Depart... @SeattlePD

583K Followers 1K Following Seattle PD news/events. Not Monitored. Call 911 to report emergencies. Privacy Policy: https://t.co/T5EaWoa7EZ * Preliminary Info Subject To Change

Three-time National Book Award finalist for MATRIX, FLORIDA, and FATES AND FURIES. Winner of the Story Prize and the JCO Prize. She/her.

Lauren Groff @legroff

63K Followers 177 Following Three-time National Book Award finalist for MATRIX, FLORIDA, and FATES AND FURIES. Winner of the Story Prize and the JCO Prize. She/her.

The Honeymoon Stand up Special on Netflix. Book: The World Deserves MY Children out now! The Endless Honeymoon Podcast on YouTube

Natasha Leggero @natashaleggero

328K Followers 888 Following The Honeymoon Stand up Special on Netflix. Book: The World Deserves MY Children out now! The Endless Honeymoon Podcast on YouTube

comedian with my own reality series “Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?” that starts May 1st on E! I also do a podcast, tour, and host fboy island.

Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser

494K Followers 2K Following comedian with my own reality series “Welcome Home Nikki Glaser?” that starts May 1st on E! I also do a podcast, tour, and host fboy island.

Anonymous. ACAB. Black Lives Matter. Anti-Fascist.
This headless hydra supports whistleblowers, a free press, and is trans-inclusive. @Anonyops@mstdn.social

Anonymous (AnonyOps) @AnonyOps

566K Followers 1K Following Anonymous. ACAB. Black Lives Matter. Anti-Fascist. This headless hydra supports whistleblowers, a free press, and is trans-inclusive. @[email protected]

Anonymous @GroupAnon

379K Followers 207 Following Backslash here. Ex-Anonymous. Ex-Hacktivist.

Collaborative reporting from around the world.
We report what mainstream media ignores.
Also, we are #Anonymous... expect us.

Anonymous Press  @AnonymousPress

595K Followers 367 Following Collaborative reporting from around the world. We report what mainstream media ignores. Also, we are #Anonymous... expect us.