Kaytlan Mitchell @WriterKaytlan
an enigma wrapped in bacon Ohio, USA Joined October 2014-
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As soon as @jillianbell shows up I know it’s gonna be hilarious
name an actor who may not always be the main character but always makes the movie they're in better Whenever Kathryn Hahn shows up, I know the movie is gonna be good
@Jump4_Joy so much of friendship is just wanting to watch a hundred movies together and only having time for like four
@APStylebook Cheddar, Colby, and Manchego are all named after the locations of their origin (Cheddar, England; Colby, Wisconsin; and La Mancha, Spain), so shouldn’t they be capitalized after all?
Hats off to female monologues in movies where she angrily ties a man’s tie to assert dominance over him #powerfulwomen #yasqween
Can we all just take a moment and appreciate all the greatness @MichaelKeaton has given us over the years. He’s not dead or anything, I just think he’s awesome
the funniest part of the 2011 comedy "Contagion" is when they invent a lifesaving vaccine at the end, and then everyone takes the vaccine. hahahaha fantastic writing
@tomsegura was my #3 Spotify artist this year 😂 and now he’s not even on Spotify anymore, send help #tweakin
The most useful purpose of a frenemy: competition 👀 And through #CollaborativeCommerce you can leverage your competition to become more successful! 🤝 #ecommerce #retailtech #marketplaces @VTEXcommerce ow.ly/O15F50G1Wv9
Please help fund my friend’s top surgery 💗 gofund.me/e995dfba
I am officially in the top 1% of @maroon5 fans on @spotify and apparently have listened to them for almost 106 hours #timewellspent 🥰 #ibleedmaroon #TodaysTopHits
@wearemegom I love that SO MUCH 😍
Just got sad thinking about now-clichés that I once thought were hilarious as a kid ("Smooth move Ex-Lax" "So funny I forgot to laugh"), and soon it will happen to newer phrases, like "what a terrible day to have eyes" or "too much panic, not enough disco" =(
@kylebuchanan @audreylouise04 Dude that speech where he talks about lassoing the moon and letting her swallow it is erotic af 🥴
Éponine and Marius
@azizansari your joke came true, what is happening in the world cleveland19.com/2020/06/28/ohi… #twilightzone #racistpizza #justcheesenexttimethanks
@ChipotleTweets @evanska93 apparently our dog likes Chipotle as much as us 😆
@nocontxtmulaney Also Mother Inferior (Christina P), Disgraceful (Tom Segura), Mae Martin's episode of Comedians of the World, Hey Big Boy (Bert Kreischer), also Quarter-Life Crisis (Taylor Tomlinson)
@Muggswigz #baristashoutout had outstanding service today at Fulton location, she contrived a version of the baklava latte for me since it's out of season and it's my favorite...didn't see a nametag but she was super friendly, brown hair blue eyes. Thanks for a great experience!
DJ Grooves @djgrooves
4K Followers 2K Following Owner and brand manager of @loudradiopa. Syndicated mixer and host of ‘The LOUD Mix'. Heard on 60+ radio stations every weekend. Call or text (855) 700-MIXX.
Robby Strock @RobbyStrock
70 Followers 799 Following Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.
StarkStateCareerServ @SSCareerServ
281 Followers 982 Following The Career Services Office helps you explore your personal, academic and professional interests to get you to a meaningful career.
Keith @Keith30715758
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Jonathan Mitchell @profjgm
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SqueezeboxSarah @SqueezeboxSarah
93 Followers 91 Following "Your actions speak so loudly that I cannot hear the words you say." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Doug and dare @christian_730
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Jose Espinoza @josefunphone
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Hope CS Student @aHopeStudent
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Maria@ @lc_cleef
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Paul Mitchell @pmitch322
31 Followers 180 Following
Kristi @KristiKadlecek
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Paul S Wells @PaulSWells
430 Followers 3K Following Higher education professional with experience in recruit/admiss, acad advising, assessment, fin aid, registration, MIS, res life, athletics, & career services.
Joseph Davis @JosephD69835696
13 Followers 86 Following
Swietoslaw Mckeand @bivepikutihy
150 Followers 856 Following I love making people smile, :) @juliancamarena makes me smile all the time through his music!!
KT Grimes @grimes_kt
563 Followers 521 Following Jesus is my Savior | CLE, 2nd grade teacher, runner
Robin Růže @TheBigKayo
342 Followers 1K Following Cartoonist and comic maker pandering hard for the "lolz". DISCLAIMER: Contents within are purely for satire and entertainment
Audrey @audreylouise04
19 Followers 60 Following What am I always telling you? You must pay no attention to the things I say.
Ashley Light⚓ @A_T_L56
87 Followers 186 Following
SSC SpartanCard @spartancard
0 Followers 3 Following Official Twitter account of the Stark State College multipurpose SpartanCard. #spartancard
daniel mitchell @yeah_mitch
2K Followers 4K Following Pro Cleveland, Movies, & Lists | Dad of 3 | Future Jeopardy Contestant
Abby Arelt @MarieArelt
134 Followers 264 Following You only know a part of me. I am a universe full of secrets. #Writer #blessed ❤️
billbrownchoicetutori... @BillBrown921
224 Followers 530 Following Believer, son, brother, uncle, friend, teacher, coaching the FUNdamentals of Math. James 5:12 🤎🧡
devon sawa @DevonESawa
236K Followers 2K Following Former Blue Check. I assure you this is the real me.
Rethink Retail @RETHINK_Retail
5K Followers 2K Following The evolution of #retail in today’s connected world. Join us as we explore the most recent trends & innovations in #commerce. 🔄🛍💡 #Podcasts #Publications
K. E. Mitvans @KEMitvans
1 Followers 58 Following If you don't want to choose between reading and watching TV, why not read a sitcom?
The Tonight Show @FallonTonight
4.3M Followers 19K Following The official home of The Tonight Show Starring @JimmyFallon! Weeknights at 11:35/10:35c on @NBC and next day on @Peacock. #FallonTonight
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
3.9M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Aziz Ansari @azizansari
8.3M Followers 0 Following Standup comedian. Writer/director. Master of None. Good Fortune. Parks and Rec. On the Hypothetical Tour now. Sign up for dates below.
HarmonQuest @HarmonQuest
11K Followers 18 Following A comedic journey into the hilarious world of fantasy roleplaying with Dan Harmon and his Comedian Companions. All episodes now streaming on @WatchVRV.
out of context john m... @nocontxtmulaney
127K Followers 9 Following because he never forgets a bitch ever (not the real john mulaney btw)
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday
577K Followers 0 Following What if Seinfeld were still on the air? (Tweets by @JackPMoore and @JoshGondelman.)
D'Arcy Carden @DarcyCarden
234K Followers 718 Following 🍔a league of their own🍔the good place🍔barry🍔
Christina Pazsitzky @ChristinaP
262K Followers 2K Following
Tom Segura AKA Mr. La... @tomsegura
940K Followers 1K Following I have 4 specials on Netflix. podcast here: https://t.co/4uUwz2QOkf You can Merch up here: https://t.co/KaSVm44S8A
DJ Grooves @djgrooves
4K Followers 2K Following Owner and brand manager of @loudradiopa. Syndicated mixer and host of ‘The LOUD Mix'. Heard on 60+ radio stations every weekend. Call or text (855) 700-MIXX.
SparkNotes @SparkNotes
300K Followers 551 Following The Official Twitter for https://t.co/SVj69HbFFE
Sloane Crosley @askanyone
71K Followers 225 Following Author of I Was Told There'd Be Cake, How Did You Get This Number, The Clasp, Look Alive Out There, Cult Classic and Grief Is for People
Temple Run @TempleRun
380K Followers 96 Following The official account for Temple Run. Download now! Temple Run - https://t.co/tpJa7PH4jc Temple Run 2 - https://t.co/cg6j3masHo
CG Drews @PaperFury
40K Followers 451 Following NYT Bestselling author of DON'T LET THE FOREST IN (2024) & Hazelthorn (2025) @FeiwelFriends | rep @clairefriedman8 | autistic 🏳️🌈🇦🇺 they/them
Michael Keaton @MichaelKeaton
550K Followers 21 Following
out of context parks ... @nocontextpawnee
319K Followers 50 Following the sun is rising over a sea of love and waffles and possibility | (find me at @iilithsternin if you want to geek out about more tv shows with me)
Sonder Midwest @SonderMw
697 Followers 631 Following Sonder Midwest is a literary and art magazine that aims to give young & emerging artists a reliable & professional source in which to publish their work.
The Masters Review @MastersReview
8K Followers 2K Following Showcasing new writers. Offering a quality platform for new talent. Novel Excerpt Contest open until November 8, 2026!
James Breakwell, Expl... @XplodingUnicorn
854K Followers 760 Following Father of daughters. Owner of pigs. Writer of books: https://t.co/V7JWbsTXJ9
Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti
116K Followers 637 Following I've written for @NewYorker, @Marvel, @TheOnion, @ComedyCentral, @McSweeneys, but mainly for you, the reader. 👇Check out my bot book!
The Catalogue of Keit... @K_Catalogue
13 Followers 0 Following Sometimes Keith says funny things. (His brain is wired differently.) They aren’t always appropriate and they seldom make sense. These are some of those things:
Susie Dent @susie_dent
998K Followers 808 Following That woman in Dictionary Corner. @susiedent.bsky.social
Northeast Ohio Master... @NEOMFA
1K Followers 937 Following Northeast Ohio Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing. Poetry. Playwriting. Fiction. Nonfiction.
Robby Strock @RobbyStrock
70 Followers 799 Following Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.
SqueezeboxSarah @SqueezeboxSarah
93 Followers 91 Following "Your actions speak so loudly that I cannot hear the words you say." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Owl City @owlcity
833K Followers 72 Following All praise and glory to Jesus Christ, to whom I owe everything.
Gary Barnidge @garybarnidge
22K Followers 508 Following Tight End Former Louisville Cardinal. Co-Founded @afwbcamp with @68breno and @halfadollah
Jonathan Mitchell @profjgm
13 Followers 43 Following
Hayden Christensen @Haydenprofile
24K Followers 1 Following My name is Hayden Christensen, Hopefully known if not Im an actor lol
Tara Costa @Tara_Costa
24K Followers 205 Following Tara was on @NBC's @BiggestLoserNBC Loser is over, but Tara's life has just begun! She left finance to get a MS in Phys Ed & began a charity @InspireChangeTC
Parks and Recreation @parksandrec
570K Followers 345 Following Mouse Rat's #1 fan. The official handle for NBC’s #ParksAndRec. Streaming on @Peacock.
Misha Collins @mishacollins
2.5M Followers 1K Following Actor, baker, candlestick maker Cell: (323)405-9939 he/him
CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor
748K Followers 3K Following
Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio
489K Followers 464 Following Official Account of Actor, Producer, Director and Writer, Vincent D'Onofrio
Brad Sherwood @TheBradSherwood
61K Followers 336 Following You know me from WHOSE LINE IS IT, ANYWAY? I make stuff up for a living. Laughter is my drug. I love my dogs and my wife. (not in that order) 🏳️🌈 supporter.
Joe Bereta @joebereta
137K Followers 1K Following Entertainer? REACT, 100 Thieves, The Valleyfolk, Barats and Bereta, SourceFed, Epic How To, SMOSH, a commercial for an insane chicken sandwich.You might like
