Matthew Rich @_MatthewRich_
comedian, comic book fan, list maker Kansas City, MO Joined November 2020-
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The Batman: what have you done? Riddler:
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pov: you bought front row tickets to the Flying Graysons
The fact that the song “Piano Man” starts with a harmonica solo will always be funny to me.
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A thread on what every symbiote in Spider-Man 2 probably tastes like.
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My wife treats me like a dog in that she always asks me what I’m eating and chases me around when I don’t show her
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“This is my body, broken for you.”
Being on your 30s is just finding t-shirts with all your options and favorite things on them.
Do you guys ever have such a good mental health day you actually open your email and go through all of them? Wild.
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ellie: swear to me. swear to me that everything you said about the fireflies is true joel:
Travis Kelce: *whispering* “I’m having a really good time hanging out with you.” Taylor Swift: “shhhhhhh”
Travis Kelce: *whispering* “I’m having a really good time hanging out with you.” Taylor Swift: “shhhhhhh”
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This is what Mitch McConnell sees in the corner of the room every time he freezes up
This is what Mitch McConnell sees in the corner of the room every time he freezes up
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jesus christ he's huge
The Bear is DC and Ted Lasso is Marvel. Does that make sense?
Is Gorilla Glue made for gorillas, by gorillas or with gorillas?
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do you ever close a kitchen drawer with your hip and just think about how you're a single mom who works two jobs and loves her kids and never stops?
Yes my office shares a wall with the bathroom. yes I can hear you RIPPING in there.
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"Don't tell Mother but I have joined the Heck's Angels"
I would 100% recommend self care by starting your morning journaling
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