Kiss My Asterisk @_MissNomer
*BLACK LIVES MATTER* Mariners\Seahawks\Sounders\Huskies Fan▪Beer Guzzler▪Ass-Kicker of Cancer▪Major in Smart Ass▪Minor in Snark▪Grammar Snob▪Bravoholic ninth circle Joined August 2015-
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Some of y'all don't root for the best rotation in baseball? I can't relate
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Tonight's @Dbacks game is currently in a delay due to a bee swarm on the net behind home plate.
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Every parent has been there. Like Dammit take this picture and smile!!!!! 😂😂
Every parent has been there. Like Dammit take this picture and smile!!!!! 😂😂
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I don’t have the energy to fake it so you know I’m in to you
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“What’ve we got?” “200 over the water, 220 to the front, 235 to the pin.” “Hand me the Quarter Pounder.”
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@hoplon762 Someone who covers her drink when you approach her at the bar.
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Music effects every aspect of their learning and lives
Music effects every aspect of their learning and lives
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Awesome and proof that every school needs a well funded music program! Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" xylophone-style.
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Baseball is the best sport.
Baseball is the best sport.
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Okay, Kristi Noem can officially fuck all the way off. What a horrible, horrible monster. Only a sociopath could do this and still be able to sleep at night. theguardian.com/books/2024/apr…
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That look like the claw from a lobster with high blood pressure.
That look like the claw from a lobster with high blood pressure.
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Andrés Muñoz had 12 swings on his slider, 6 whiffs. 8 whiffs on 14 swings overall -- 57%.
M's starters have allowed 18 ER in their past 18 starts which is silly. There are two individual pitchers in MLB who have allowed 18 or more ER in the same span
Some of y'all don't root for the best rotation in baseball? I can't relate
The Mariners just won three straight series against the two teams that played in last year's World Series and the team with the best record in baseball this month.
My baby is 23 today...its absolutely insane to me that I had been married several years and on my 2nd child at her age.....what a different world 20 plus years ago, being taught that was the right thing to do 🫨.
Using the first letter of your first name make the best possible all-time MLB starting lineup C: Johnny Bench 1B: Jeff Bagwell 2B:Jackie Robinson SS: Jimmy Rollins 3B: Jim Thome OF Julio Rodriguez OF: Jose canseco OF: Joe DiMaggio DH: Jose Gonzalez SP: Justin Verlander Solid
Using only the first letter of your first name make the best possible all-time MLB starting lineup, here's mine: C- Jonah Heim 1B- Josh Naylor 2B- Jose Altuve 3B- Josh Jung SS- JP Crawford LF- Jarred Kelenic CF- Julio Rodriguez RF- Juan Soto DH- JD Martinez SP- Justin…
Please remain calm. We've dispatched Seal Team Six and the 82nd airborne division to your campus
@Mariners @theREALkrini @Dbacks With all love and respect, of course:
And while we're here, I need them to invite Mamaw and have her watch in a trailer 100 yards away like Scheana did. Just cut to her for reaction shots.
Tonight's @Dbacks game is currently in a delay due to a bee swarm on the net behind home plate.
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@heero_time @ahab_captain There’s a large population of M’s fans, largely online, that like to constantly be a victim. I choose not to be one of them. Just call me an optimistic fan I guess. IMO that’s what makes a true fan. Just cause I’m not angry at them all the time doesn’t mean I’m not a “real” fan
@heero_time @ahab_captain There’s a large population of M’s fans, largely online, that like to constantly be a victim. I choose not to be one of them. Just call me an optimistic fan I guess. IMO that’s what makes a true fan. Just cause I’m not angry at them all the time doesn’t mean I’m not a “real” fan
@heero_time @ahab_captain By the way, I’m not trying to insult anyone. We just have different opinions about the state of the team we follow. Doesn’t make either of us less of a fan.
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@BrockHuard @Mariners No, we aren't going to justify the Mariners refusing to add payroll because a few teams had bad signings. That's called cherry picking, and it's why people say you guys are just shills for the ownership group.
It’s hilarious to me to read all of these “Bryce Miller did an amazing job but our hitters didn’t give him any run support” comments this morning. Fried also did his best to get hitters out for his team, FYI.🙄
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