MXC @_WALSHmyHands
self-confessed hypocrite and crochet enthusiast. actually, crochet sucks I'm a knitting man Chicago Joined November 2011-
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Man my therapist has been mad at me lately because I made him up
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Do the Germans have a word for having to fart, then not farting, and just dealing with that pain and suffering? Shitnfraud or something like that
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Shout out to the top 5 packs in the world, wolf, jet, Z fanny and Leader of the.
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Not stretching for 26 yrs really catches up to you
chicago.curbed.com/2018/11/13/180… The Big Girl is back BABY. I was so upset when they moved her, I almost had to SUE *jumps off a bridge* #joke2funny
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Discovering a body can be very uncomfortable. Alma and Miguel teach you how to discuss this tricky situation in Spanish.
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Alright JB, i had to deal with your damn Hulu ads all year so hurry up and give me my legal weed.
Big shout out to all the Lyft and Boober drivers who are gonna see a wave of pop culture references they may or may not get tonight
Tmrw morning: "oh hey Kevi-WOW you look like shit. You go out last night?" Me : "I call it Red Dead Bed Head but thanks anyways JANET."
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Jim calls on uglies to band together against unfair beauty standards.
#badBarTalk "One journalist?? Baby, Saudi Arabia been killing people for years! So you wanna go to my place er what?"
Really shouldn't have started this Hill House Haunting BS so close to bed time. *Leans over to ghost bartender* 1 double vodka plz
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rolling a booger into a little ball is meditation
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Don't go into corn mazes this fall you'll die I've lost 70+ friends in corn mazes when will enough be enough corn mazes are death traps okay bye
I've got three fantasy teams this year cuz I'm a real hunter for "participation trophies" #thanksMattRyan
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STOP👏ACTIN'👏LIKE👏Y'ALL👏KNOW👏HOW👏MUCH👏DAMN👏WOOD👏A👏WOODCHUCK👏WOULD👏CHUCK!👏
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