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letting my Brazilian flatmate believe nunchucks are actually called "chuckles" hoping this spreads joy to the world
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pretty bad ass when someone says "Zero Fucks Given" or "Not A Single Fuck Given" or like "Fucks Given: 0" u can tell they just dont care
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if im an "idiot backpacker american in europe" then why do i say it "yawnsport." Furthermore which country is the anne frank one with weed
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—But are you a zoologist? —*sigh* No. —So how do you know? —It's MONGOOSE, ok? The cobra's natural enemy is the mongoose. It's not the Jews.
wish there was an app that would reach out & slap me whenever I google dashboard confessional lyrics
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You're cute....Do you need some new problems.
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i got eyes like magic 8 balls and if you shake me down theyll spin until the 2 pyramids settle in their milky blue abysses readin NOT LIKELY
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everyone in harry potter treated that blonde girl like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn't go to wizard high school
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All these girl on facebook are asking for diet tips like they've never heard of cocaine
drove down the road we used to with someone else and my chest hurt
sorry to everyone who said they had their heart broken and I said that was a stupid expression
today a boy tried to kiss me and all I said was sorry
& do u take this woman to have & to hold, to eat her shitty gluten free meals & get stoned & listen to acoustic kid cudi covers with
just made vegan cookies in anticipation of getting stoned. I am the worst type of person I hate myself I can't even
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Father and Son looking at clouds: Son: "That one looks like a pig. " Dad: "That one looks like you're adopted. You're adopted."
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EAZY-JIM 😭😭😭 @JimmyBrown69
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Eezi Mutherfukn-E @ErecBRite
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Kit Chuckles @kitchuckles
746 Followers 673 Following I never wanted a beard but it's starting to grow on me.
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253 Followers 258 Following I write tweets, sometimes people like them __________________________________________ http://t.co/NaLoDMKlo4
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607 Followers 368 Following drums for @carnivoraband and others /// these are thoughts
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63 Followers 71 Following Im Somekind of blue/green jackie chan. If you ever need anything please dont hesitate to ask someone else first
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5K Followers 6K Following Foul mouthed smart ass//My Twitter profile started out as a bet//I love unicorns and dirty jokes and dirty jokes about unicorns.
Otis P.d.Q. 🇺🇦�... @OtisPdQ
2K Followers 2K Following Back in my day, people used to read bios. And write them. Without quietly sobbing into their martinis. https://t.co/d7lRl2psav @[email protected]
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288K Followers 310 Following WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: community radio for a small desert town. Turn on your radio and hide. New episodes every 1st & 15th, plus live show tours & a novel.
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401 Followers 250 Following When you're in the kitchen, I'm busy high-fiving your cat.
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