Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_

@[email protected] Sydney, Australia Joined April 2011

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Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt

3 years ago

if imperfections in wood furniture are desirable then an occasional :wq in website copy should be too

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#⃣1⃣ ♂ feminst Large Language Model @damienredicamn1

7 years ago

Martin van Buren lookin ass bird

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Dimitriy V. Masterov @falsedvmaster

3 years ago

If Chicken McNuggets are sold in packs of 6, 9, or 20, then 43 is the largest number of nuggets that cannot be ordered.

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fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart

3 years ago

it still strikes me how wild it is that the richest person in the world who could do anything they wanted for the rest of their life has chosen to moderate an internet forum where many or perhaps most of the people dont like him

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Sy Brand @TartanLlama

3 years ago

This is one of my all-time favourite videos, and Badalamenti's music has meant so much to me over my life.

Ganser 🫠 @Ganserband

3 years ago

This is one of my all-time favourite videos, and Badalamenti's music has meant so much to me over my life.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd

3 years ago

In about 30 minutes, the official US population according to census.gov/popclock will be 333,333,333

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アザラシシーパラダイス【公式】 @aguhiyori

3 years ago

昨日の日和と抱っこの動画にたくさんのRT＆いいねありがとうございました🦭💖 実は飼育員視点の動画もあります🫶 それにしてもひーちゃんすごい顔だね😹

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Cool Pond @cool_pond

13 years ago

at one point, every man named Gary was a baby and was introduced by his parents as "This is my baby, Gary" how fucked up is that shit

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Aaron Jacobs @_jacobsa_

3 years ago

No idea if I'm going to wind up actually using this, but in case: cohost.org/aaronj

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no longer respecting gardenias @NLRG_it

3 years ago

man goes to bertrand russell. says he hates his beard but will not shave it. russell says "treatment is simple. great barber pagliacci is in town. he will shave all men (and only those men) who will not shave themselves." man bursts into tears. "but bertrand,"

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Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini

5 years ago

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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Sy Brand @TartanLlama

3 years ago

Me when yesterday was a US holiday and I wake up to 0 emails: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me when yesterday was a UK holiday and I wake up to 1857019389075 emails: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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will @twothickscoops

3 years ago

as a man the best feeling in the world is sitting down with a snack and realizing you have never read the wikipedia page for whatever the snack is

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Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch

3 years ago

I told my old therapist that I had a hard time telling him things that would disappoint him, because I cared a lot about what he thought of me. He asked what I needed to start to release that fear of judgment.