Staff Sergeant Butch Montrose @_speakeasily
1000 hamberders etc. Bayonne, NJ Joined September 2011-
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Šimon Nemec, who scored the Devils' game winning goal in double OT, is 21 years old. My son is 13 years old so he really needs to start practicing like yesterday if he's ever gonna make something of himself.
Everyone talking about how great Heat is in the wake of Val Kilmer's passing have all failed to mention that HENRY ROLLINS IS IN THIS MOVIE FOR SOME REASON.
"Do you believe in miracles?? YES!" I scream as I point blank green shell Yoshi just before the finish line to take first place.
5 y/o: Mom! This is insane! Why are you trying to make me listen to this? But I can't hear her because I am rocking out to Toto's "Africa."
Just dreamed that people in ENM relationships were known at New Jersey handymen.
My favorite hockey player is Nico Hischier's mustache.
I wonder what Harrison Ruffin Tyler thinks about all this.
THIS. IS. AMAZING! 😂👏
The Woodcock-Johnson (WJ) test is a battery of standardized tests that assess cognitive, achievement, and oral language abilities. It's also three different words for penis.
My neurodivergence is that I don't good morning when I text people.
I wonder what David Byrne is up to today.

tango risk @RiskTango18666
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Pedilat @pedilat16917
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_S_erein @Serein149649
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Adriana @Adriana29647031
0 Followers 104 Following Looking for honest relationship with the right person....and no games or chat sex I'm single? without no kids??😞👌
Heather Payne @inspirebeautyLv
955 Followers 860 Following Lead hair and makeup artist for #thelastdrivein @shudder @amc+ Pro HMUA
Bloody Mary @bamatrxnsplant
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Aimee Mayumi Kuge @MayumiAimee
2K Followers 1K Following Writer/Director of CANNIBAL MUKBANG 🫠🎬 Producer of BLACK EYED SUSAN, DOOM SCROLL, and LIKE/SUBSCRIBE
Jaz w/ one Z @Daisyxjay
89 Followers 84 Following Super Tromette. Professional succubus. Geek. Fetishist. Film nerd. Gore whore & a pretty, pretty princess. ‼️DM for THE spicy link (OF)💦 #CurseofTheWeredeer
Joe Duff @Dude_Duffster
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82 Followers 163 Following
TheEricButts @TheEricButts
9K Followers 1K Following Guaranteed typos & drunk tweets! I make music, crazy food & YouTube videos! I bought Blue to post longer videos.
WIMS (heres the void ... @ismyspaceship
235 Followers 841 Following it is HIM _theeeeee pro ball playbacker, t he physiically ill diva!!!! that sound when u put ur fingers in ur ears!!!!!! THIS IS A BAND WIMS
Pete Soards @AlohaPete
4K Followers 3K Following I'm Aloha Pete! Arizona🌵 native, 人間 👽🤙🌈 and adventurer. The world’s other forgotten boy.🛸
G’s Tweets @Geralds_Tweets
1K Followers 817 Following Husband, cigar lover, supporter of free-market capitalism, LGBTQIA2S+ ally, big data junkie, edible aficionado, grindhouse film dude, doctoral candidate.
Darren Mabee @DarrenMabee
265 Followers 416 Following WFMU DJ — Host of WFMU Wrestling Club — Big Baby™️ from The Special Without Brett Davis — Retired Meme — Nice Man
Chad @thechadmofield
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jim sermersheim @psilly
79 Followers 103 Following
Gator Cenobite @GatorCenobite
538 Followers 1K Following Using this to voice my travel angst and scream into the void about horror movies, Wrestling, and football. Certified top AEW fan by Facebook.
Garrett “chili bean... @GoryGarrett1
140 Followers 260 Following Producer, local nuisance “talks too much” - Lloyd Kaufman
Sam the Slayer @kinda_cool
1K Followers 674 Following Your friendly neighborhood counselor in Detroit or Chicago or Glasgow. You've heard me scream on Game of Thrones. 😏 Say hi!
Josh Evans @jmoney6266
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Brad Stewart @bradpstewart
76 Followers 809 Following
Brandon W. Shalander @Shalander
2K Followers 5K Following Just a regular average joe. Nothing to see here, move along.
FrankieSwa @FrankieSwa666
514 Followers 542 Following RAMS, Dodgers, Kings, Lakers, Horror, Metal, D&D, World Traveler, HATE Whiners, VaGiants, and Guppies!
Miss Shelloween 🔮 @missxseashell
1K Followers 3K Following I am a bonfire 🔥 I am a vampire 🦇 Ex-Magical Girl ✨ #HausuOfHorror 💀 Live deliciously 🐐 NO DMs 🚫
Lucas Hardwick @schmucas
1K Followers 4K Following Writer, horror and sci-fi fan. Contributor to SCREEM, Perisphere blog, We Belong Dead. Author of DEATH BY SNAILS VOL. 2.
Horrorwolf666 @horrorwolf666
7K Followers 6K Following Heavy Metal Horror Werewolf, Writer, Musician, Abraxas Horn, Podcaster https://t.co/JM6ycmCoEV, https://t.co/D7uh0xwI6P
Loki564 @loki564
673 Followers 3K Following UK basketball nut, computer security and networking professional.
Dos Incredibles @DosIncredibles
2K Followers 3K Following Retired pro wrestler @jeffgrettler & award winning director @mariojpena popping Kayfabe Content, Horror Highspots & Culture Pops for Movie Marks & Lucha Nerds
Just a Josh @Damn_Enchiladas
325 Followers 1K Following Bad at social media. I hike. I watch horror movies. I dance. I garden. Sometimes I'm funny. Always I am strange and unusual.
John who starts sente... @SporkShirts
1K Followers 3K Following If I have a swimming pool full of caramel, then step 3 is complete. I love: #art #photography #Horrorfamily #mutantfam #TheLastDriveIn #DataSciece
NOT Lance Henriksen @LanceVlcek
312 Followers 586 Following Video Editor | Writer | Sugar Glider Dad | Chicago Pizza Maker
ChicagoMatt @ChicagoMatt
706 Followers 3K Following Proud Chicagoan. Soup Enthusiast. Malort Shooter. Latchkey Kid. Autumn Fan. Horror Nerd. Sriracha on Everything. Non-judgemental Cinephile. #NoOn15
Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
13K Followers 13K Following Stand up comic. Sketch maker. Newsletter writer. Married to @annaphilomena. Crouton appreciator. Writes profiles. Check Medium link below and DM if interested.
John Brennan aka John... @badtechno
12K Followers 4K Following Yuki & John’s @patreonbuffet | Music: #TheLastDriveIn
HorrorFam.com @LoveHorrorFam
3K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/HYltq5ALs8 = #horror articles EVERY FRIDAY! | Welcome #HorrorFam + #MutantFam 🖤 | Founded by @LittleZotzWrite (Lauren runs this account)
Anne A. Sayre - Voice... @annesaysVO
61 Followers 163 Following Voice actor & storyteller who LOVES language. https://t.co/wM4tVvZFjH https://t.co/njWFFpJ8gW
TONY MCMAHON @BlouseTony
229 Followers 5K Following
Mr. Kick @Snostrebla
547 Followers 3K Following You ain't no punk, you punk. You wanna talk about the real junk?
Laska Laska @LaskaLaska6
45 Followers 189 Following
Heather Payne @inspirebeautyLv
955 Followers 860 Following Lead hair and makeup artist for #thelastdrivein @shudder @amc+ Pro HMUA
Aimee Mayumi Kuge @MayumiAimee
2K Followers 1K Following Writer/Director of CANNIBAL MUKBANG 🫠🎬 Producer of BLACK EYED SUSAN, DOOM SCROLL, and LIKE/SUBSCRIBE
Jaz w/ one Z @Daisyxjay
89 Followers 84 Following Super Tromette. Professional succubus. Geek. Fetishist. Film nerd. Gore whore & a pretty, pretty princess. ‼️DM for THE spicy link (OF)💦 #CurseofTheWeredeer
G’s Tweets @Geralds_Tweets
1K Followers 817 Following Husband, cigar lover, supporter of free-market capitalism, LGBTQIA2S+ ally, big data junkie, edible aficionado, grindhouse film dude, doctoral candidate.
Pete Soards @AlohaPete
4K Followers 3K Following I'm Aloha Pete! Arizona🌵 native, 人間 👽🤙🌈 and adventurer. The world’s other forgotten boy.🛸
Chad @thechadmofield
617 Followers 792 Following married to @skull_blonde with 2 dogs. UPS lifer.genre film geek tabletop RPGs and certified bookworm.metal and punk fanatic. iron maiden .
Diana “Darcy the Ma... @kinky_horror
96K Followers 18K Following Official Mail Ghoul for #TheLastDriveIn on #Shudder & #AMC+…Co-host of The #AEW-some Pod
Gator Cenobite @GatorCenobite
538 Followers 1K Following Using this to voice my travel angst and scream into the void about horror movies, Wrestling, and football. Certified top AEW fan by Facebook.
Garrett “chili bean... @GoryGarrett1
140 Followers 260 Following Producer, local nuisance “talks too much” - Lloyd Kaufman
Sam the Slayer @kinda_cool
1K Followers 674 Following Your friendly neighborhood counselor in Detroit or Chicago or Glasgow. You've heard me scream on Game of Thrones. 😏 Say hi!
Matthew Levy @MattLevy51
13K Followers 13K Following Stand up comic. Sketch maker. Newsletter writer. Married to @annaphilomena. Crouton appreciator. Writes profiles. Check Medium link below and DM if interested.
John Brennan aka John... @badtechno
12K Followers 4K Following Yuki & John’s @patreonbuffet | Music: #TheLastDriveIn
Anne A. Sayre - Voice... @annesaysVO
61 Followers 163 Following Voice actor & storyteller who LOVES language. https://t.co/wM4tVvZFjH https://t.co/njWFFpJ8gW
Low Quality Facts @lqfacts
7K Followers 1K Following Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting. From the writer behind @otterlyhuman
_gabagoolghoul @_gabagoolghoul
2K Followers 2K Following
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
192K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
vm ❊ @tentwentysixpm
3K Followers 1K Following two time state yelling champion who has dreams of one day finding a box of money. all opinions/trash are my own & bad. venmo; tentwentysixpm
The Fantasy Shed! @fantasy_shed
2K Followers 686 Following Fantasy Shed Podcast Network is the home of #TotallyToonular #BluntSmokerVideo & more! Join the chat each week via the YouTube link below! #FSPN #fantasyshed
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
101K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
NJ Labor Department @NJLaborDept
24K Followers 692 Following Official Twitter account of the New Jersey Department of Labor & Workforce Development. Opportunity. Stability. Dignity.
Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi
1.4M Followers 717 Following Bespoke tweets hand-crafted from locally sourced vintage dickhead.
Flamingo Facts @meetflamingos
11K Followers 20 Following Want to learn about flamingos? You've come to the right place!!
Pat Byrne @1800PATBYRNE
4K Followers 1K Following @bestshow4life producer. @wfmu alumnus. Writer. “Comedian”. If I retweet you, it means I am endorsing you for president of the United States. Congratulations!
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
Buzzy Cohen @buzztronics
39K Followers 875 Following Jeopardy! Guest Host and Tournament of Champions Winner. Chaser on The Chase. AAU National Deadlift Champion. Audible Original out now! https://t.co/VJzOT9G1hx
Lake Michigan @LakeMichigan13
20K Followers 565 Following Ininwewi Gichigami-The big western lobe of the great Lake Michigan-Huron. Created by the ripping apart of a couple tectonic plates @lakemichigan13.bsky.social
Rogue ThinkGeek @timmystacobar
604 Followers 2K Following ThinkGeek appreciation account run by former TG minions. See pinned tweet for details. 🖖♥️ #tacosfortimmy they/them/we... are legion
🦇🦇THE DAMN BATS... @THEDAMNBATS
653 Followers 2K Following CHICAGO PUNK ROCK COMBO 2011-14. DEBUT SINGLE "DOOMED" FEATURES LEGENDARY BRITISH PUNK DRUMMER RAT SCABIES OF THE DAMNED. ALL TWEETS BY FRONT MAN MAJOR MISTAKE.
Dan Licata @danlicatasucks
22K Followers 962 Following stand-up comedian (Seth Meyers), writer (SNL, Joe Pera Talks With You). full special FOR THE BOYS now on YouTube
COLiN BURGESS @Colinoscopy
22K Followers 1K Following one of the first people to come up with the idea to do a funny tweet
Jeopardy! @Jeopardy
327K Followers 421 Following 💙 Weeknights - Check your listings 💙 👀 Stream on Peacock & Hulu 👀