Stooby @_stooby

Mostly here for the bad jokes. Woking, South East Joined February 2009

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

2 years ago

For many years I’ve been collecting Tom Swifties and Croakers (lines of dialogue where a pun is used in reported speech). Here’s a thread of my favourites (some made up by me, some just plain stolen), beginning with this one… “I love camping,” Tom said, intently

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Stooby @_stooby

2 years ago

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robmanuel @robmanuel

3 years ago

Another text to AI image thing - reply if you make it do anything good huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-m…

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David Baddiel @Baddiel

3 years ago

As much as I disagree with @BorisJohnson and @NadineDorries on every political issue, I deplore this clear attempt by an anonymous Government social media account handler to make them look fucking idiots.

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Stooby @_stooby

3 years ago

Certainly food for thought, @JonathanLord

Nick Timothy MP @NJ_Timothy

3 years ago

Certainly food for thought, @JonathanLord

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James O'Brien @mrjamesob

4 years ago

So 'Guido Fawkes' actually boasted about being groomed by a Russian spy & @afneil actually published it. I wonder why they both vilely abused @carolecadwalla during her tireless reporting of Russian infiltration & influence. And I urge you to keep a close eye on both of them.

Jo Maugham @JolyonMaugham

4 years ago

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Stooby @_stooby

4 years ago

A man of his letters to impress his betters, Was somewhat to Wordle inclined, But each permutation caused great agitation: One four letter word came to mind!

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Dr Phil Hammond 💙 @drphilhammond

4 years ago

Please RT if you would like me to consider standing against @Jacob_Rees_Mogg again, as an independent for one term only. As before, I would step aside if a better unity candidate emerges, or if @UKLabour & @LibDems decide to fight each other & I would only further split the vote.

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lucysaunderspr @lucysaunderspr

4 years ago

& its time for this again ... long thread I'm afraid but worth it.

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Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark

4 years ago

GREAT NEWS (again) My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing upset to Johnson has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @BorisJohnson so he can see how well we're doing. Thank you.

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Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK @doctorow

4 years ago

Dividing the world into vaccine haves and have-nots is like dividing a swimming pool so it has a "pissing end" and a "no pissing" end. We're still all in the same pool. Humanity has a shared epidemiological destiny. 8/

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Stooby @_stooby

4 years ago

Julienne calendar

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Stooby @_stooby

4 years ago

Hey @OctopusEnergy, will you be running your thermal imaging camera loan scheme again this year?

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Adam Kay @amateuradam

4 years ago

We did wait. The delay led to "one of the worst ever public health failures". Don't let anyone talk about hindsight. There was foresight from everyone apart from the politicians.

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Stooby @_stooby

4 years ago

Had to put the heating on this week 😬

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Sooz Kempner FOLLOW ME ON BLUESKY @SoozUK

4 years ago

THREAD: The Tory cabinet as cars commercially available in Britain in the 1990s. SAJID JAVID, Minister for Health: Rover 100. A brand you can trust! A modern Mini! One of us! A safe pair of hands? Deeply uncool, woefully unreliable and horribly uncomfortable even in top spec.

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Stooby @_stooby

4 years ago

I don't mind a bit of banter with my doctor, but my urologists retorts really boil my piss! #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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Adam Kay @amateuradam

4 years ago

KAY'S MARVELLOUS MEDICINE is out on Thursday, for the 7-12 year olds in your life (and adults who never quite understood it...) RT this and I'll pick FIVE people at random to win a signed copy on Thurs. Pre-order here penguin.co.uk/books/443127/k… or head to your lovely local bookshop.