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I don’t think The Rock would be a good president but I am positive that DeSantis would 100% fall for the ‘It doesn’t matter what your name is’ gimmick during a debate
I don’t think The Rock would be a good president but I am positive that DeSantis would 100% fall for the ‘It doesn’t matter what your name is’ gimmick during a debate
100 years ago eminem would have been a famous auctioneer
Did a tick write this tweet
We did it everyone! The AL West standings now spell “ASSHAT”
kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century
Jan. 1, 2021: We did it, guys! That awful year is behind us! Aug. 4, 2021: The snake wolves have taken Illinois. Here’s what that means for Ohio volcano refugees.
This Senate hearing looks like the tale of a marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness.
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
you know trump is in good health because they’re treating him like a small town treats the dog they elected mayor as a joke
Fire up the "It's Always Sunny" theme music
this is every trump bot account
Really phoned this one in guys
Everything You Need To Know About The Current State Of Major League Baseball As Told By Mean Girls
It's wild that I think Trump's something like 50/50 to get reelected and his big talking points of late have been his right to start a war without anyone getting mad at him and "the toilets don't work anymore."
I’ve never seen something more human from a robot than this.
Maybe in case someone buys the team and makes his dipshit step-son the president.
Maybe in case someone buys the team and makes his dipshit step-son the president.
Wow. This response shows just how out of touch Trump is:
my body: WHAT DO WE WANT? my brain: SLEEP! my body: WHEN DO WE WANT IT? my brain: AT EITHER 2PM OR 3AM my body: hey wait— my brain: LITERALLY NO OTHER TIME my body: no that’s not— my brain: WE ARE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE
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@TheRock Ratio #wewantcody
@TheRock @TheAnswerMMA @ufc @espn Edited the tweet??? TAKE THIS RATIO AGAIN
[standing up with no balls and no penis] now that's some good shittin'
Toilet that burns the waste instead of flushing it. Thoughts? 🤔
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Outside Bryant-Denny Stadium, #Alabama fans have placed oatmeal cream pies and coke at the bottom of Nick Saban’s statue. Somber aura around the University’s campus.
There’s no feeling worse in Sports than winning a meaningless game to ruin your draft position. Playoff losses don’t even hurt like this
Former Mets reliever Trevor May on New York fans and booing
My personal view-Mets fans should be giving Stearns 2 off-seasons to really judge the "plan". Now I'm not saying we can't hate specific moves he makes but 2 off-season (+2024 deadline) (to me) is a fair sample size to begin to really form some clear opinions. #Mets
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Only have a few more years as a Hall of Fame voter. Appreciate the privilege. (And always make my ballot public, but refrain from debating it, although I’ll stipulate I’m biased in a favorable sense toward one candidate.)
I don’t think The Rock would be a good president but I am positive that DeSantis would 100% fall for the ‘It doesn’t matter what your name is’ gimmick during a debate
Dwayne Johnson reveals he was approached by political parties last year asking him to run for President. He says the parties had ‘deep-dive’ research and polling data that proved he could be a real contender.
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