Alexis Colvin @alexiscolvin2
if there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I'm really good at making twitter bios. Joined October 2012-
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my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging
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Terrified to visit my girlfriend’s small town for the holidays because I’m a workaholic from a big city and everyone keeps trying to teach me the true meaning of Christmas.
This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Kudos to Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone and A24 for this 24 hour turn-around.
Tomorrow!
I'm so proud of this book. It's epic and intimate; daft until it isn't; the characters shouldn't be in a murder mystery, but have to deal with one any way. I feel like I wrote most of it by banging my head against a keyboard. Come have a read. It'll make me smile.
I'm so proud of this book. It's epic and intimate; daft until it isn't; the characters shouldn't be in a murder mystery, but have to deal with one any way. I feel like I wrote most of it by banging my head against a keyboard. Come have a read. It'll make me smile.
Me on October 1st:
Construction is complete. The Curse teaser drops tomorrow
wait this is what the willy wonka prequel is about?
this is still the funniest carpet interview i’ve ever seen anyone give
Said some things that needed to be said about diversity at the roundtable this year #SorryNotSorry
This is the first time that anyone who directed the “Turn Down for What” music video has ever won an Oscar
this flight’s about to be a movie 🔥
now if i know anythin 'bout beaches, and i've been to one or two in my time on this marble, i know that they aint s'posed to make you OLD. and yet, as clear as day, these wrinkles and gray hairs have sprouted 'cross my visage like weeds in a damn garden. (chuckles) some vacation
I'm very disappointed that Netflix has decided not to pursue a second season of THE MIDNIGHT CLUB, but as promised, here are the answers to the unresolved mysteries of season 1 (along with our plans for season 2) at.tumblr.com/flanaganfilm/t…
Let Her Attend
I saw the parker_allen tonight. Amazing!
Our show "Saturday Morning All Star Hits!" comes out Dec. 10th on Netflix. Can’t wait for you to see it!
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246 Followers 708 Following Into fitness, Former Division 1 Cal Athlete, Track & Field, MSW- stand up for the needs of others, Adopted a beautiful boy
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15 Followers 44 Following My Name is Tom I Own My Own Business it’s Called. https://t.co/EYNWdfwjEw. My Name is Tom.
Tommy37 @Tommy3746625600
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Tatum Elise @potatum5
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John Meehan (he/him) @MeehanEDU
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13 Followers 23 Following Chin, A starts with an A big ail with no rhymes stale because Skye said, "Twitter's fun"
Amy Query @amyequery
41 Followers 151 Following Writer, mentor, Cal Bear, believer in making the world a better place
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3K Followers 5K Following ✨Nothing worth having comes easy✨ @justinbieber FOLLOWS
Humble Badjie @HumbleBadjie
340 Followers 4K Following Love,respect and helping the love to become equal and help one another for a brighter future...
Kelly Douglas @KellyWrites333
1K Followers 2K Following Writer/Editor ✍🏻📑Mental Health/Disability Advocate 💚💚 Just an ordinary woman striving to change the world for the better 🌎✨
Order O. Operations @pemdasracist
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pls read bio @JOYCESTRANGER
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Christa Myburg @Christa_Myburg
29 Followers 55 Following Born South African, American by choice! Au Pair Living my Life to the Fullest
Anonymous @YourAnonNews
7.7M Followers 833 Following We are Anonymous, we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. #Anonymous #HackThePlanet
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Christ and Pop Cultur.. @christandpc
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109K Followers 33 Following Own #BarbieTheMovie Now on Digital, Blu-ray and 4K Ultra HD. 🍿
Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg
5.6M Followers 3K Following Autistic climate justice activist Born at 375 ppm
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210K Followers 824 Following Won't be checking this account anymore. I'm just using it to amplify smaller movies that deserve more attention. Find me on Insta & Tumblr @flanaganfilm
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282K Followers 630 Following my heart and your heart are very old friends 💛she/her ⭐️Shop and more in the linktree below🍯⬇️
Florence Pugh @Florence_Pugh
371K Followers 262 Following Actor/Singer Songwriter-weirdly low voice and a confusing laugh. -Julian Belfrage Associates- #diehardrottweilerlover @TheFalling_film @ladymacbethfilm
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380K Followers 318 Following it really just be like that sometimes 📧: [email protected] 7.9M on Tiktok
Podcast But Outside @PodButOutside
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251K Followers 220 Following here to update you on whether or not noodle has bones today. @jongraz does not run this account just a fan account. views are my own
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picture of barry keoghan i drew from memory
$7 fun drink…. save me…… save me $7 fun drink….
have you met a 26 year old man
i do not need a bf i need a man that is like 26 and ready to be a husband i am sick of it all
I need her to enter those script meetings with a handful of red markers
Ayo Edebiri will host SNL next week.
I'm sorry but this is such a flex. I don't want to see your bank account...let me see the amount of acres of land you've restored back to health!
Man posing with picture of forest he restored
just got back from my dr appointment and it didn’t go well… she prescribed me a 6 month stay by the sea for exhaustion and hysteria. i have to start packing my bags tonight
my mom always has the most thought provoking takes on current events
Not to minimise the effect of broader society vs. the limited power of individuals but I do feel so much of this stuff could be prevented if parents just said, "No, you're seven, you're not making a TikTok account."
no wait brenda song call ur agent actually…
we’re gen alpha influencers! of course our parents are okay with exploiting us to creeps and predators on the internet as long as they get to make a few dollars off of us!
the r/pottery reddit keeps me going
Idk how to explain fully but it feels like the 4th wave feminist message of “You can be a girly girl while also being strong and empowered” is starting to get overcorrected and warped into “Anything considered girly is also intrinsically feminist & cannot be questioned”
eating disorder culture was so rampant in the 2000s that there were men who actively complimented women for eating, one of their green flags was a woman who wasn’t afraid to order something other than a salad and I don’t think we discuss enough how weird that is
this was absolutely precious Reneé is soooooo 🥹🥰
just encountered a tiktok edit of one direction in 2014 and the caption was literally “oh to be a teenager during this era” ……………….
New Tim Robinson content from @weareyellowdot:
I think a lot men don’t think about child birth seriously because they don’t have to do it. She’s in her 50s with a child in her 30s…like no she don’t wanna do that lmaoooo
Sofia Vergara reveals the reason she and Joe Manganiello got divorced was because they disagreed on having kids: “He wanted to have kids and I didn’t want to be an old mom. I feel it’s not fair to the baby. […] I’m almost in menopause; it’s the natural way of things.”
I wonder how animals perceive interactions like this
It’s Turtle Tuesday and Toothbrush Tuesday. Make someone’s day
Actually starting to see results from doing boxing….
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