Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

Comedian as seen on the 1 train. Link to my standup & roasts https://t.co/ZoyLAERARd New York City Joined March 2014

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

3 months ago

I feel like every time I open this app i see this chode has found a new, clearer and deeper way to expose himself as a perfect dork. He has uncanny precision with choosing the cringiest arrangement of words possible, and to top it off he promotes his own posts to the top.

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

4 months ago

Sending this to people via text instead of doing it irl en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_finger

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

4 months ago

Little late to the game here but I think that movie should have been called “An Orange Clockwork”

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

6 months ago

George Foreman died. I think I know how he’s being cremated.

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

a year ago

francis ford coppola dedicating megalopolis to his wife is the meanest thing anybody has ever done to their spouse

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

a year ago

One of my biggest losses occurred today after I confidently started a claim with customer service and slowly realized I am fundamentally wrong about the issue, and am as stupid as the CS rep must have been saying I am to their work friends.

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

a year ago

Pouring one out for the big guy

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

a year ago

Swing low, sweet chariot

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

a year ago

Some of you clearly didn’t see his family ask that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace.

O.J. Simpson @TheRealOJ32

a year ago

Some of you clearly didn’t see his family ask that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace.

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

a year ago

The juice is home now

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

2 years ago

Some people think it’s weird my dog takes human meds. Me, I’m just glad he can get hard again.

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Andrew Manning @andrewmanthing

2 years ago

How about an NPR show called Wait Wait Don’t Smell Me and it’s about a couple about to have sex but one is self conscious, so they just do hand stuff.