andy tolton @anectolts

husband x1 + father x2 always; wordsmithing/communicating sometimes; always ruminating; AK grown speck; **does not follow proto** seattle Joined April 2010

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andy tolton @anectolts

3 years ago

tip @Techmeme - add'l coverage in: techrepublic.com/article/enterp… | siliconangle.com/2022/07/13/end… | cybersecuritydive.com/news/corporate… ...

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3 years ago

tip @Techmeme - add'l coverage in: techrepublic.com/article/enterp… | siliconangle.com/2022/07/13/end… | cybersecuritydive.com/news/corporate… ...

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andy tolton @anectolts

3 years ago

“for your information” should be changed to “for your forgetting” - who has time to remember information anymore? #fyi

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andy tolton @anectolts

4 years ago

great... great. power doesn't go out enough where i live as it is wired.com/story/drone-at…

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andy tolton @anectolts

4 years ago

my #discoverweekly playlist is on point this week. kudos @Spotify

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

Our power is out again. Third time in a month. @PSETalk you can't handle 15 mph winds??? Get it together!!!

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

Will @AaronRodgers12 be playing for the @Vikings next season? #HistoryRepeatsItself?

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If you're tempted to try @DrSquatchSoapCo - don't do it. The bars of soap are just okay, and the customer service is horrific. Sitting at 16 days since my last order and it hasn't arrived, nor do they respond to emails. #PSA

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

hey @bertkreischer i think you'll be okay even if comedy doesn't come back in full i.imgur.com/66MxsJj.gif cc @tomsegura #2bears1cave

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

just finished mowing the lawn. @bertkreischer @tomsegura i'll give you one guess what's inside for re(de)hydration. #stayhydrated #2b1c

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

2001 a space odyssey is basically 2 hours of screensaver, 15 minutes of old brand product placement, and 10 minutes of deep space shining. #StanleyKubrick

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

calling the universe. i need a @SHAQ doc. right meow. i want to learn more about the diesel. hit me back.

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

kind of feels like society is on its death bed, reconciling its existence. we're laying here making painfully honest observations of our individual and collective pasts. it's up to us to make the afterlife of society a better one, otherwise, we're all full of shit.

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mark normand @marknorm

5 years ago

“You sold my pet bird to a blind kid?”

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

who has watched @marknorm's new spesh #OuttoLunch the most? I'm up to three times so far, not nearly enough. If zero, get your numbers up baby!! youtu.be/tDolNU89SXI #COMEDY!

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

the greatest twitter account is back!

Dustin Hoffman @BballHoffman

5 years ago

the greatest twitter account is back!

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

can't think of #PeteTownshend without remembering the time ken pretended to be him at a pre-concert tailgate and smashed nick's guitar into pieces. saving him from embarrassment with lindsay. those were the days... #freaksandgeeks @Sethrogen @jasonsegel @JuddApatow

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andy tolton @anectolts

5 years ago

if you saw the last episode of #TheLastDance and wondering what hotel room in #SaltLakeCity has a grand piano in it - it's the Hilton Salt Lake City Center's Presidential Suite. worked there years ago rumor was its the only room MJ would stay in when in town because of the piano