Pops Fury @FuryPops
Quite possibly the coolest* guy named Todd you know. (he/him) Sometimes I tweet! https://t.co/TeqBw9x7Wz *coolness not guaranteed. Seattle, WA Joined March 2017-
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Wakka wakka
Instead of wishing people a happy birthday I’m now going to say: “May you successfully vanquish your enemies on this, the anniversary of your arrival!”
You’re going to be a vampire. Who is turning you?
You’re going to be a vampire. Who is turning you? https://t.co/tumDbAwaWP
Oh snap.
I love that the Satanists are the most Christ-like of any religions.
I love that the Satanists are the most Christ-like of any religions.
I'm on a newsletter because I once bought my wife, a birth professional, something from a birth-related website. This was in the latest email to keep babies safe from cigarettes. But has anyone asked, what if babies want to look really cool?
Feeling sad for the number of my friends who have recently been parts of massive layoffs, only for their companies to announce record profits in the following weeks. Good times. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Police: shatter glass windows to go arrest peacefully protesting students. News media: Look at the shattered glass windows caused by the students! *gasp*
Tell me you are old and out of touch without saying you are old and out of touch.
Tell me you are old and out of touch without saying you are old and out of touch.
Me: Of course I believe in science! I’m sick of people ignoring it. Also me: Fuck you, science.
Me: Of course I believe in science! I’m sick of people ignoring it. Also me: Fuck you, science.
Privacy is over, capitalism 🎶
Privacy is over, capitalism 🎶
The priority list is insane: 1) Will my daughter have basic human rights in that state? 2) Will they arrest her and possibly beat her for peaceful protesting? 3) How's the quality of the education? And 30 years ago I just referenced "top party schools".
The priority list is insane: 1) Will my daughter have basic human rights in that state? 2) Will they arrest her and possibly beat her for peaceful protesting? 3) How's the quality of the education? And 30 years ago I just referenced "top party schools".
My son: What should I reply to this girl on tinder? Me: Ask her about something she wrote, make sure it is an open-ended question. Like _____. My son: that sounds like something a 50 year old would write. I mean, I am that old, but is being curious that terrible?
Who wants to give me £769 ($962)? It's for a very important cause. kickstarter.com/projects/invis…
Expecting Parents, PLEASE I beg you Please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards. Sincerely, Marlana
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@KellyScaletta The only time I ever got in trouble in school was when a boy wouldn’t stop harassing me, despite my repeatedly asking him to leave me alone. I finally stabbed him in the leg with a pencil. He probably still has the graphite in his leg. 50 years ago, and I’m still happy about it.
When I was in 10th grade, there was this kid who sat behind me who started flicking pieces of his PBJ at me during class and then snickering. After about 10 minutes of this, I turned around and told him, "If you do it again, I'm going to make you eat that sandwich." So I look…
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Watching through Buffy for the first time... I get it now.
it’s imperative to my health that I have at least 7 crushes at any given time
You’re going to be a vampire. Who is turning you? 🤣
You’re going to be a vampire. Who is turning you?
Ask me how my day has been. I dare you.
When he adores you even with a full bush
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“People died” and it’s just a picture of you
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Women always choose the bear
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I was very good at legging with my new legs so the orthopedics team gave me a sticker of my role model.
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