awkwardsince86 @awkwardsince86
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I have mixed feelings about AI but I can’t deny that this is a bop on.soundcloud.com/5TUojzH2NkHgmv…
I took a few of these when my mom and I would cross state lines to go shopping when I was a kid
I took a few of these when my mom and I would cross state lines to go shopping when I was a kid
Please tell me he worked as a TSA agent.
LMAO I dress like a bruise but I smell like a Girl Scout cookie
LMAO I dress like a bruise but I smell like a Girl Scout cookie
So nice of Elton John to mingle with his fans
So nice of Elton John to mingle with his fans
I randomly found out through instagram last night that I know the person who wrote that “Worst Person You Know” Clickhole article
a walk of shame but the kind where you emerge from your home at 6:21 PM, buy several beverages, and go back inside
imagine fumbling a hot weird bitch with huge naturals who loved you, couldn’t be me
One of my friends is going massively viral right now and it’s not the friend I thought would go massively viral
“diet coke is bad for you” that’s not true. it’s natural. every morning i go out to the beautiful diet coke tree in my yard and harvest another sweet cool can of mother earth’s bounty
Someone needs to write a novel about the Poope Sisters
whoever invented maxi dresses you ARE seeing heaven like you’re telling me I can look extremely cute and put together while also being too lazy to shave my legs? get outta here you beautiful son of a bitch
It’s @PlznFankU’s birthday today but I prefer to refer to the special occasion as Fanksgiving.
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157K Followers 25K Following Spectrum's support team. For other Spectrum info follow @GetSpectrum. Please restrict private info to DM's. For Spectrum's privacy policies, visit https://t.co/5Aa3UGRr2MIt’s troubling how many people continue to push the clearly mythical deity “Jesus” as a solution to real world problems.
If I got attacked by a bear, the Evangelical church wouldn't ask me to forgive the bear then give it a book deal and speaking gigs.
being autistic is just existing and then getting punished repeatedly for doing it wrong w no clear explanation as to what exactly you’re doing wrong
No that’s YOU. You’re the grown man that believes in people coming back from the dead and floating up to the sky. Good luck to your children. 🤣
@BeatTheCult Perfect. I don't want atheists influencing my kids with their silly myths.
@pastorcoin @DominicABiondi @Paleoguy073 @BeatTheCult Oh, you're one of *those* Christians. Ignorant to the deepest core of your being.
Children should be allowed to form their own beliefs and values without the influence of religion.
@HootPhD What I think is rude is anyone trying to push their religion down another's throat. I probably would have replied exactly as you did.
@scottdasnake I don’t know man.. but no pastor is taking my tithes, I don’t hate no one for who they fuck, I see myself, a woman, as a capable human being & I don’t believe I’m inherently bad needing a Jesus to make me pure, I hold myself accountable not a devil lol the list goes on..
ANYONE WHO WON'T VOTE FOR BIDEN BECAUSE OF WHAT'S HAPPENING IN PALESTINE IS COMPLETELY IGNORING WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO AMERICA IF TRUMP GETS BACK INTO OFFICE! OUR DEMOCRACY WILL END! NEVER, AGAIN, WILL YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM TO PROTEST! DON'T BE FUCKING IDIOTS!
@MayneMachine @FoxNews You notice that only absolute assholes and sex pests go get baptized after controversy? Almost as if it's a system designed to make objectively awful people appear "forgiven" without actually being accountable.
i am not “bringing my phone into the bathroom.” i am ensuring enrichment in my enclosure
Elton's John.
i think about how amelia bedelia would do bottomless mimosas more than i care to admit.
@TheblairMitch @MitchellLWell I couldn’t agree more although I’d say the rest of season 1 is still good
My phone just corrected to Rodgers & Hammertime 🛑