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This is how I got beer to @Veronica_V_A in the Netherlands.
This is how I got beer to @Veronica_V_A in the Netherlands.
Ok but as a French person (high place for cured sausage) this is just how you transport cured sausage in your luggage. Very common joke among expatriates and a saucisson smuggling technique dating back a century
Ok but as a French person (high place for cured sausage) this is just how you transport cured sausage in your luggage. Very common joke among expatriates and a saucisson smuggling technique dating back a century
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
The eldritch power of the Twins' home run sausage must be handled with care: defector.com/the-eldritch-p…
The 2023-24 Minnesota Timberwolves Experience Relentless, connected team defense to force the steal, leading to the Anthony Edwards jaw-dropping highlight dunk
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how the team everyone said wouldn't work in the playoffs SWEPT the team that was supposedly built for the playoffs and that many said would win the series pretty handedly.
Timberwolves confirm it’s a right patellar tendon rupture for Chris Finch
Celebrate this one, Wolves fans. It's been a long time coming. No fan base more deserving than you all for everything you have endured. And I mean everything.
This is the most Wolves shit ever. Even when they win it’s something.
This bitch right here
Shoot Scott Foster into the sun (my phone just autofilled this).
The Suns are playing like they want to go back to Minnesota, and I can’t blame them. Minnesota was ranked the #5 best state overall in the latest U.S. News & World Report Overall Best States rankings.
Why is everyone just talking about What a Pro Wants today? Where have y'all been the past several weeks?
must listen, absolute banger, i hope this artist is having an *amazing* day
must listen, absolute banger, i hope this artist is having an *amazing* day https://t.co/fAL0TCZSdY
Rocco Baldelli, critically unwell holding the summer sausage as the Twins notch their 50th consecutive win
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20K Followers 936 Following chief lurker @bestofdyingtwit @bestofnextdoor | chief talker @takahashipr | 💌: [email protected]Ok but as a French person (high place for cured sausage) this is just how you transport cured sausage in your luggage. Very common joke among expatriates and a saucisson smuggling technique dating back a century
supposedly, the sausage was transported here in a Ziploc bag inside a shoe
Carlos Correa, who returns tonight after missing the last 16 games with an intercostal strain: "The vibes, as you guys can tell, are great. We’ve got a sausage now and all that. It’s good to be a Minnesota Twin right now."
I know the @minnesotalynx aren't the hotness in the #WNBA right now, but make no mistake, while folks are fawning over teams getting new facilities and shaming the ones who don't have them, the Lynx have been had them.
Courtney Williams on what made her come to Minny: “The energy that they showed that they wanted me… then getting here and seeing the facilities. I’ve been on a couple teams, you know, not to take it there but this is top tier. It makes you want to get in the gym.” #WNBA
I've been saying this since this story came out
The thing is that she told the story about killing her dog because she wanted right wing people to know she is willing to do violent things even if they’re unethical and I don’t think enough people realize that.
Seeing fans, media members and brands across the country enjoy the Timberwolves’ role players as much as Wolves fans do is special to see
I mean, this was pretty much exactly my week. Imagine taking a long weekend from your job and then you come back and your job is all about summer sausage now for some reason
@dohyoungpark Trying to imagine what it would be like to be unplugged from all things Twins for the last week and then walk into the middle of sausage mania 2024
This is both a. an incredibly brave display by a local elected, and b. the product of the advocacy and work of the students themselves. Incredible.
@MayorofIrvine just put out a statement. “I am asking our law enforcement to stand down. I will not tolerate any violations to our students rights to peacefully assemble and protest.”
Finally took 30 years worth of accumulated coins to the bank ($214) so now we're drinking and eating the windfall away at Lolito in Stillwater.
Congrats to all my long suffering friends in Minnesota!! Impressive to say the least. Hope Finchy is ok!!
For those asking, I tried trusting feta with the candle and, while she didn't eat it, we had a few singed whiskers (at which point I took it away)
they post the galleries publicly & it brings me such joy to look and they're worse & worse every subsequent year lmao
Reading @Jezebel in my cubicle in my twenties made me want to be a writer, so I'm thrilled to share my first article for them on a vitally important topic: ravioli portions. jezebel.com/raviolis-day-o…
Ravioli’s Day of Reckoning Has Arrived jezebel.com/raviolis-day-o…
So thrilled that Santigold has decided to tour again. This show is going to be fire.
Just Announced: @Santigold at First Avenue on Friday, August 16. On sale Friday → firstavenue.me/3wh0knd
@normcharlatan It’s Ant. Always has been.
This may be misguided, but I tend to be dismissive of Wolves analysis that refers to Anthony Edwards as “Antman,” or worse “The Antman,”and not just “ANT.”