Julie. @jwalkmpls
One time a guy told me I didn't have a sense of humor and I laughed. Mpls St Paul Joined February 2013-
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Happy 3rd anniversary to the funniest thing that happened in the history of ever
May I present to you… the suburbs. Also, #HappyPride!
My child has a cultural day in school next week and she’s supposed to share her culture; should I have her bring a hot dish and teach the other children how to hold a grudge
This reminds me... as the mother of a kindergartner, I haven't done this before. Tips, camps, or general thoughts about summer programs would be super appreciated. We're south of the river.
This reminds me... as the mother of a kindergartner, I haven't done this before. Tips, camps, or general thoughts about summer programs would be super appreciated. We're south of the river.
I got my toddler vaxxed today and when I tell you the vibes in that waiting room were ✨ immaculate ✨
Give me a reality show where girls nap and just say nice things to each other in texts but repeatedly cancel plans
It's Severe Weather Awareness week, not the end of the world.
Recommendations for where to take my 4yo for reliably good haircuts? My stylist is hard to get into, and Kids’ Hair is totally inconsistent.
We are having a truly awful experience at Foss. Bad teachers, terrible communication, wildly expensive and for what. Any other recommendations for swimming lessons for a 4yo?
must have been the cookie dough i had for breakfast Wordle 220 2/6 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Look maybe this is crazy but I think at this point in the pandemic we should just assume that everyone we interact with is a broken shell of their former selves on the brink of collapse
I just received an $1,800 bill from the pediatrician's office with NOT ONE SINGLE DETAIL about the charges. If I did this as a lawyer, it would be an ethical violation. If you're looking for me, I'll be fighting this to the death.
Fellow Parents of Small Children— what are we doing these next weeks? Are we going to holiday gatherings? Are we making people test? Are we sending them to daycare? Are we limiting our own social interactions? And can we do anything to help each other?
I'm not saying you didn't tell me about Folklore, but I was so wrapped up in Evermore. I finally listened to it and—god damn, you guys. Glorious and ethereal.
kyle @kyle_matteson
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Rachel Brougham @RachelBrougham
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Paul Merrill @StuffaboutMpls
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Jason DeRusha @DeRushaJ
79K Followers 15K Following @wccoradio 3-6p Drivetime, @MNMOMag food critic, Marquette grad, podcasts everywhere, used to be on TV, verified by the people, “the problem with Minnesota”
Martha @MarthaYoung
5K Followers 2K Following If you can think of a good fish pun let minnow. Opinions are my own.
Mac Wilson @cinatyte
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Stu @RandBallsStu
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Chey Cab @CheyCab
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probably your mom @hoppykristin
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Snodmatt @goodmatts1106
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John Magnuson @jgmagnu
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Joshua Sillers @sillejo
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Vikas Vikas-Puri @DaFuryPuri
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Mike Christopherson @mjceditor
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Pat Noren Enderson @pjend
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jburcum @jburcum
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studio BE @studiobemindful
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Kevin S. Burke @JudgeKSB
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Stu @RandBallsStu
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probably your mom @hoppykristin
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Lindsay Guentzel @LindsayGuentzel
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Minnesota Lawyer @LawyerMN
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Minnesota Department .. @MnDOT
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Como Zoo @ComoZoo
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Jess Birken 🐌 @JessBirken
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Anita (she/her) 💖�.. @anitalynns
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City of Apple Valley @Apple_Valley_MN
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David H. Montgomery @dhmontgomery
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Stephanie @EsssJaayy
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FBI Denver @FBIDenver
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Back in March, @JoeBiden, @BillClinton and I sat down with three real icons – the hosts of @SmartLess – to talk about everything from the economy and gun violence, to what we miss about being in office and the importance of sending Joe and Kamala back to the White House. We…
I read the entire newspaper, drank my coffee, showered, and shaved. Murph is fast asleep in my arms and I’m going to close my eyes for a few hours.
@WisconsinSass That's incredibly sweet! When I left my ex, I also wore a ring for a little bit. One that I bought myself to say that I loved myself despite all of the negative thoughts he put in my head about myself. I still wear it sometimes when I need a reminder of how far I've come 💕
The haters will deny it but letting your kids watch Netflix on the couch while you mindlessly scroll away next to them on a Sat morning for so long they get hit with the “are you still watching?” is actually good for everyone involved. (Right????)
Today should be my 21st wedding anniversary with Colin. Instead of wallowing in grief, I’m traveling back to my hometown in Michigan to hang out with my best friend of 42 years.
My writing is going very well, thanks for asking. #AcademicTwitter
I act like I'm okay. But, deep down, I want to go to law school. 😓
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I maybe wouldn’t have gone with a portmanteau here
Me: "I'd like to copy and paste from this pdf please" Adobe Acrobat: "no worries, I took the liberty of stacking each word on top of each other in a vertical column, adding mysterious symbols, and removing every instance of the letter 't'"
When my daughter turns on the TV, she’ll see an Indigenous woman playing professional basketball right here in Minnesota. Representation matters. I’m so excited Alissa Pili is joining the @minnesotalynx. Welcome to Minnesota, Alissa!
If you have carbed, caffeinated, and Adviled and it didn’t help do you just have to let the migraine kill you at that point
@derekjjohnson I saw this tweet at 1 am when I picked up my phone to google when the Bronze Age was
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@misstessowen don't talk to me until i've found the pangram
Everytime I see a commercial for the HPV vaccine I'm like wow imagine what it would be like to have parents who cared whether or not you got cervical cancer more than they cared about making you scared of getting it on before marriage
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I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year. Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
@mcuban Hey Mark just wondering if you or your corporations pay more than the required taxes in order to pay your fair share, thanks so much
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