Behrooz Badii @badiib
Hello. Yes this is dog. Manhattan, NY Joined April 2013-
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As an ex-Tweep, if any msft, aapl, meta, or goog exec is reading this clown show, if you want to be the hero of a story and generate easy revenue, hire the ads, marketing, and eng team that are quitting and build it again. You'll be remembered. @leslieberland as CEO.
Anyone who is departing Twitter or Stripe, please DM me if you would like to work on Elastic Search and broadly on our search infrastructure at GitHub!
Go on, Mojo. Show Marge your happy dance.
We blew our ability to lead in the development of and setting standards for the 5G technology… by not granting **ONE** Green Card. Imagine all the technology we’re saying goodbye to by not retaining the foreign STEM talent trained at US universities. foreignpolicy.com/2022/07/16/imm…
Ironic Clarence Uncle Thomas grew up in a time where he hated people in secretive robes who controlled and terrorized his life and now he's doing it to everybody else.
Joe Manchin is a morally corrupt coal baron that would rather have one more generation of wealth than a safe future for his family. All the money in the world won't help your progeny in the future you've given them. You won't even vote on a bill protecting reproductive rights.
I gave private assurances to my wife I wouldn't stress eat an entire sleeve of Oreos. She didn't fucking believe me because she's smarter than Susan Collins.
I gave private assurances to my wife I wouldn't stress eat an entire sleeve of Oreos. She didn't fucking believe me because she's smarter than Susan Collins.
We are asked to choose between two parties: one that is utterly fucking useless and one that is actively trying to make this country inhospitable for most of its citizens. I'll still vote for the useless ones and constantly be disappointed.
Let’s be 100% clear. If Republicans win control of the House, Senate and White House two years from now, they will pass a national abortion ban. And no matter where you live, no matter how pro-choice your state is, women and doctors will be locked up for practicing health care.
I need to take action on this email, so it’s important I keep it unread and sitting in my inbox for the next 3, 6, or 12 months so I feel guilt and shame every time I see it which is 20 times a day.
I'm telling you if we band together and just eat one billionaire most of our problems will stop.
We're proud to announce our Series B funding led by @insightpartners with participation from @SentinelOne, @ggvcapital & @BessemerVP. Funds will go toward making Torq the central nervous system of the modern security team.
How's suburb life? I just bought 100 dollars of decorative pumpkins
This #LaborDay—on the brink of a new school year and a new season of uncertainty—let’s borrow a page from the union playbook. Let’s harness the grit and optimism we put into caring for others to create better conditions for moms. My latest for @CNNOpinion: cnn.com/2021/09/04/opi…
I have an extremely exciting full time job opportunity for a senior frontend engineer (10+ years experience preferred) with an interest in infrastructure tooling. Potential industry-wide impact and remote friendly. DM me if you want to chat. 😃
.... people that are advocating for remote work realize that they're just gonna push any and all jobs off to less expensive areas where you can't demand the same income... right? Am I taking crazy pills?
Chaos Monkey but it randomly cancels meetings.
Buffett once said: “It’s not about timing the market, it’s about time in market.” There should be a step down in capital gains tax for individuals as they hold stocks. 20% per year decrease in cap gains tax. 0% after a five year hold period. Incentivize long term behavior.
Well, one thing changed since 2008- a friend of mine joined Twitter.
Well, one thing changed since 2008- a friend of mine joined Twitter.
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13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.🔥 BREAKING…Torq was named a Top 10 Hottest #Cybersecurity Startup in 2023 by @CRN. Learn more about how Torq Hyperautomation is harnessing the power of #AI to transform organizations, here: bit.ly/3PhfZKh
This week, we look back on how @codewithanthony maintains over 70 open source projects—including pre-commit and babi—and connects with his community through teaching online on the ReadME Project. github.com/readme/stories…
Believe the pipe! SOAR is dead! #Hyperautomation is the future of security automation. See why at: bit.ly/3AnmK4v or if you’re visit at RSA Conference, visit Torq at booth #4340, South Hall!
We are excited to announce our integration with @bigidsecure, the leading platform for data security, compliance, privacy, and governance. Learn more about how BigID is leveraging enterprise-grade #securityautomation to optimize #SecOps, here: prn.to/3FUFcVm
Torq is using March to honor Women’s History Month and celebrate #InternationalWomensDay. This year’s #IWD theme was #embraceequity - a call for a diverse, inclusive and equitable world. Read about we’ve been doing to honor #womenshistorymonth, here: bit.ly/40fpnjY
We are thrilled to announce that @LBelkind, our CTO and Co-Founder was named Chief Technology Officer of the Year for the Cybersecurity Insights Excellence Awards. Congrats Leonid! Learn more about the recognition, here: bit.ly/3T2taPg #cybersecurity #securityautomation
We're excited to announce that @Ofersm, our CEO and Co-Founder, was named Chief Executive of the Year at the 2023 Cybersecurity Excellence Awards. Learn more about Ofer’s well-deserved recognition, here: bit.ly/4214UAU #CyberSecurity #securityautomation #TorqSecurity
Drata has teamed up with force multiplier @torq_io to offer customers even more opportunities to connect through our Open API. With Drata and Torq, customers can unlock even more integrations in Drata, automating evidence collection for their complete tech stack.
Eldad Livni, our CINO and Co-Founder invites you to learn about Torq's enterprise-grade #securityautomation at #TheBigFix by @snyksec: bit.ly/3IsvWIs @LBelkind our CTO and Co-Founder will discuss building #orchestration pipelines. Register, here: bit.ly/3INaHT2
Excited to finally share that @reddyourmind and I are in YC's winter '23 batch building @joinonu!! 🎉🎉 We just launched publicly today - would really appreciate an upvote on Launch YC!
Welcome to YC W23 and congrats on the launch, @reddyourmind, @chineikoro, and @joinonu! Onu is a developer-first tool to quickly turn scripts and workflows into production-ready internal tools — no frontend work required. Check it out at ycombinator.com/launches/I5l-o….
if you had told me this time last year that I would be quitting my job, starting a company, and participating in YC all in 1 year, I would have said you were nuts :) but life is funny like that. above all, feeling blessed to be doing this with my best friend @chineikoro 🥹❤️
Welcome to YC W23 and congrats on the launch, @reddyourmind, @chineikoro, and @joinonu! Onu is a developer-first tool to quickly turn scripts and workflows into production-ready internal tools — no frontend work required. Check it out at ycombinator.com/launches/I5l-o….
I’m excited to announce that @chineikoro and I are part of the @ycombinator W23 batch, and we're building Onu! @joinonu is a developer-first tool to turn scripts into internal tools without any frontend work at all. ycombinator.com/launches/I5l-o…
Everyone at Torq was so amped up to have Oron Noah, Director of Product Management at @wiz_io, speaking at our Sales Kick-Off. We’re looking forward to further elevating our hugely mutually-beneficial partnership throughout 2023! Learn more, here: bit.ly/3lB1ioD #TorqA23
Can you feel the momentum? Our Torqers are the heartbeat of our company... we hope you can feel our energy and excitement for 2023 through these day 1 SKO highlights! Stay tuned for day 2 🎥 #TorqSecurity #TorqA23 #themomentumisnow #companyculture #cybersecurity
Many things annoy me about the way people talk about platform engineering these days but maybe the biggest is that the emphasis is on big vision and in reality platform engineering is a grind for people with the patience to do careful work that will never please everyone
this is kind of a perfect tech attitude to have confidently express deeply wrong answers at scale reuters.com/technology/goo…
This is a great question. Here is my answer: I'm willing to wager a monolith will outperform every microservice architecture. Just do the math on the network latency between each service and the amount of serialization and deserialization of each request. No contest.
@kelseyhightower Can a giant monolithic application packaged and deployed with autoscaling models be as effective (performance wise) as a microservice architecture?
Operationalizing #threatdata at the same scale it’s collected is vital. Watch this on-demand #webinar to explore the landscape of #EDR & #XDR systems and learn how to operationalize threat data with automation: bit.ly/3WEq7y0 #securityautomation #secops #TorqSecurity