The Puntastic Mr Miller @bastardacademic
Gentleman academic. I assume my words will be willfully twisted or misconstrued. Cynical misanthrope. Lover of coffee, alcohol & infosec. Doomed. bastardacademic.co.uk Joined June 2015-
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The impossible crossover Contra and Tetris!
Cheers to Ed Balls day, and all who celebrate!
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
US passes Ukraine aid and Games Workshop confirms some of the big shiny golden Warhammer supersoldiers are women. Overall I'd say it's been a pretty bad week for the type of guy who's sure he'll get a girlfriend just as soon as Putin defeats the decadent west and issues him one.
Lord Byron died exactly 200 years ago today, after falling ill in Greece while gathering an army to fight the Ottoman Empire. Raise your game, Simon Armitage. There is plenty to be said about his death, and you will not struggle to find that. I, however, want to talk about..
Looking for a new podcast app, given the ridiculously steep increase PocketCast have decided my renewal will cost me - all suggestions welcome.
She was appointed by a hereditary monarch without recourse to a general election.
The sheer unmitigated gall of Spaffer strikes again.
The sheer unmitigated gall of Spaffer strikes again.
Another extract from Ten Years To Save The West. This time it's Liz Truss on her similarities with Mrs Thatcher.
Here's a delicious urinal cake for you. THE NAME IS NOT THE THING, you deluded simple pisspuffin.
Here's a delicious urinal cake for you. THE NAME IS NOT THE THING, you deluded simple pisspuffin. https://t.co/ETXqGQWJie
You don’t wanna know. 😂😳
You don’t wanna know. 😂😳
Good night all 🙌🙌
I see the plan in the UK is to fine people for being homeless. This is presumably based around the theory that homeless people all have plenty of money and extensive property assets?
40?! This gem was my second encounter with gaming, and my second CYOA book (the first was the @KnightmareUK one, part story part adventure). It's getting time to dig it out and pass it along to the boy, come to think of it...
40?! This gem was my second encounter with gaming, and my second CYOA book (the first was the @KnightmareUK one, part story part adventure). It's getting time to dig it out and pass it along to the boy, come to think of it...
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Eusebiu Blindu @testalways
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Project Reunion @WelshRugbyUnity
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Egypt_6 @6_egypt37680
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Realistic Poetry @RealisticPoetry
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Shoko Cortez @ShokoC48125
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Jefferson Hoffman @JeffersonH3505
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Karen @karen_ahmadi_
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Steslet @Steslet135828
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using experience.cont.. @iamcymentho
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Dr Mark D'Arcy @markoftheD
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fat cow @wowfatcow
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joovier @joovier__01
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Annabel Treshansky @ATreshansky
788 Followers 5K Following Working in education, with programming, blogs, WordPress, Power Platform. GenX, like mindfulness, Star Trek, SciFi, art, squirrels. Mostly post podcasts I like.
mark fredoo @markfredoo
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Rachelle Hall @RachelleHa41875
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Tammy Green @TammyGreen23135
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Generals and Napoleon @AndNapoleon
6K Followers 7K Following A page and podcast featuring the greatest collection of military talent in history.🦅 #napoleon #podcast link below⬇️! Follow us on IG/FB/YT/Spotify.
Waxe Wod @WaxeWod
16K Followers 16K Following Called "hot & honest" by Publishers Weekly & "charming as fuck" by a friend. 24/7 caregiver to a stroke survivor. The nut inside the pit of an apricot. 🧵 🌈
The wing.king1 @Thewing_king1
452 Followers 355 Following Chicken wing perfection open in Ty pawb Tuesday to Saturday
Aleena elya @ale_elya
17 Followers 1K Following Digital Creator | She | High resolution Furry and Anime Nsfw or Sfw Art 🔞🔞| Illustration🌋
Impulse Webdesign @impulsewebdesig
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Adipose @Adipose69
160 Followers 738 Following ISP NetAdmin. Coder (Python/C#). Painfully unfunny. Menace to technology.
Agrivane @thelastuid
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AYA MOEEN @ayaga112
584 Followers 4K Following It is not enough to complain about the injustices in the World We have to fight against it DONATE Now👇🏻🤘
Chesterbod @BlueballNigel
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Newtown Male Voice @NewtownMVC
1K Followers 3K Following Newtown and District Male Voice Choir come from all walks of life, not only from Newtown, but also the surrounding areas of Mid Wales and Shropshire.
Tapha07 nice guy 1 �.. @Tapha0723
347 Followers 2K Following proudly a Gambian 🇬🇲 born friendly and a nice guy 😎 love nature 🙏🏿❤️
handyjoe @handyjoe424075
87 Followers 510 Following
Cheshire Set @SetCheshire
12K Followers 12K Following 🏴 Lives in Alderley Edge. 🇬🇧 Summer in Abersock, England 🏴 Parodi 😊🥴 #FBIW (Yes! Wilmslow)
Ted of Tedfordshire @TeddingtonUK
913 Followers 2K Following 🇬🇧 IT Crowd 🤓 #Cyber, #BlueTeam, #Infosec, #Networks, #Linux, #DataCentres, #Servers, #Computers Be kind to all, support all 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🏴💛🤘🏻
Cyber Outlook @CyberOutlook
8K Followers 6K Following Helping people explore and navigate #Cybersecurity. We share #InfoSec news, knowledge and resources from experts. Founded by an active CISO & CISSP.
MhInventory @MHInventory
877 Followers 1K Following Illustration, concept art, character art, maps, game design. https://t.co/pRZaOmbK92
Softwerx @SoftwerxLtd
686 Followers 2K Following Leading Microsoft 365 cloud security specialists based running a 24x7 Microsoft Security Operations Centre in Cambridge, UK called secure365. #MicrosoftFirst
Peter Roberts @spudpeel
965 Followers 1K Following I don't shirk debate. Do you? Opinions mine unless yours prove better. If so, I'll change them. Mine, I mean. Will you? For who likes being wrong?
Daniel #StandWithUkra.. @eastmorton
3K Followers 5K Following EU citizen, Green, International Students, Adult Literacy, Leeds United. No DMs please unless you know me.
Alch3m1st @Anisha12
4K Followers 5K Following Lovely Horse #FVEY, @#TeamOrca #WeAreNAFO, Official member of the @churchofwifi, #StandWithUkraine My views are my own
Cost of living tips @costlivingtips
757 Followers 5K Following Sign up offers, cashback andsavings tips! Take advantage of the best offers!
theCrimsonKing @KJGriffin11
49 Followers 346 Following Assassin, Stunt Man, Superhero, CSI, Detective, Ninja, Artist, Pornstar, Vampire Hunter, Bounty Hunter and all around Awesome Guy
Stuart 〓〓 @need_coffee_now
970 Followers 1K Following Argyle fan, Primary teacher, sometime storyteller. Very amateur drone pilot, #PokemonGo #TeamInstinct #PAFC #DJI DronePhotography
Dave Moore @Bodderation23
430 Followers 791 Following Remainer. Fan of evidence and rational argument. Doctor Who. Internationalist. Husband. Estudiante de español. Citizen of the world and a gentlemen to boot.
Patriarchy Central @PatriarchyCtrl
6K Followers 5K Following The nexus of the hive mind of men, where they receive their edicts, news and Male Privileges™. Parody. Pronouns: Sir/My Lord/My Liege.
Papa Kwesi @kwesiuponall
2K Followers 5K Following Networking Newbie || Cyber Security Newbie || Ethical Hacking Newbie || LDS||
derek guy @dieworkwear
835K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall
360K Followers 5K Following Reporter. Presenter: @thenewsagents and @lbc | Analysis and Investigations Editor @global. Formerly of @bbcnewsnight @skynews. DMs open- tell me your stories.
Kirkdale Bookshop @KirkdaleBooks
14K Followers 7K Following Indie bookshop in SE London, open since 1966. Books, gifts & cards. Open: Mon-Sat 9:30-5 Sun 12-4 [email protected] 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Elle Cordova @ellerhymes
31K Followers 523 Following Writer. Musician. Sometimes funny. She/they. 🏳️🌈 YouTube ⬇️
Project Reunion @WelshRugbyUnity
3K Followers 4K Following Calling for true regional rugby that includes the whole of Wales. Every club and fan equally. Fully integrated and aligned. We'd be so much stronger together.
Realistic Poetry @RealisticPoetry
89K Followers 81K Following Visit our website to find out more about Realistic Poetry International https://t.co/rqP8cis77K Send all questions to NEW EMAIL [email protected]
internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
2.8M Followers 838 Following alt @TPayst | credit is given when original source is known. if no credit is listed, OP can DM us with credit request.
Culture Critic @Culture_Crit
1.3M Followers 997 Following Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.
CrowdStrike @CrowdStrike
79K Followers 788 Following The first cloud-native platform that protects endpoints, cloud workloads, identity & data. Start your free trial today: https://t.co/msBcUPjFKo
Prof Paul Bernal @PaulbernalUK
61K Followers 14K Following Professor of IT Law, UEA Law School. Irish and British.... A ‘div’ according to Edwina Currie. Wolves fan... former blue tick, victim of the purge…
Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis
2.9M Followers 731 Following Founder @moneysavingexp, @mmhpi & (ish)@itvmlshow. Home of the daily twitter poll, tips, puns, athletics & musings. Mrs MSE’s husband, Sapphire’s dad
Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag
48K Followers 2K Following Actor & Comedian | Will of The People | Edinburgh Fringe 2024: https://t.co/vSGT648HEr
Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet
72K Followers 6K Following Writer & broadcaster. @BBCRadio4 @BBCFreethinking @eagleeyedrama @HodderBooks @BBCRadio3 Sound of Cinema. Victorianist til I die.
Celia Richardson @CeliaRichards0n
26K Followers 1K Following Director of Communications @nationaltrust. Leading with tea, scones and optimism. These tweets are just mine.
Darrington Press @DarringtonPress
73K Followers 49 Following Tabletop publishing company of @CriticalRole. From our table to yours, creating games and art books to inspire and empower storytellers everywhere!
Framework @FrameworkPuter
68K Followers 123 Following Remaking consumer electronics to respect people and the planet. Now shipping the Framework Laptop in 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧🇩🇪🇫🇷🇳🇱🇮🇪🇦🇹🇦🇺🇧🇪🇮🇹🇪🇸🇹🇼🇵🇱
London Internet Excha.. @LINX_Network
8K Followers 1K Following The London Internet Exchange - A mutual membership association for operators of IP networks. Neutral interconnection, peering & public policy representation.
Dan Neidle @DanNeidle
158K Followers 1K Following Founder, Tax Policy Associates Ltd. Tax realist. More boring on LinkedIn https://t.co/Cm5n2PhqrD
Iratus Ursus Major �.. @i_iratus
28K Followers 10K Following He / Him. Have been called “Verbose” and “Pretentious Prick.” Swears sometimes. https://t.co/avzn8OzwHK
Daniel Lambert (Wines.. @DanielLambert29
24K Followers 718 Following Owner of Wales best & most awarded wine importation company. Supplying retail, wholesale & on trade. 32 years of tasting & trading now in France too!
Fascinating Aïda @FascinatingAida
12K Followers 133 Following British musical satirical cabaret act featuring @DillieKeane @liza_pulman & Adèle Anderson accompanied by @michaelroulston. 40th Anniversary Show!
Steve Micallef @binarypool
4K Followers 345 Following Random InfoSec and OSINT commentary. Opinions are my own. Mastodon: @[email protected]
anon_opin 😡🗯 @anon_opin
210K Followers 1 Following Anonymous, occasionally unpopular, often niche opinions written by YOU. Edited by @robmanuel
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki
887K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
Henning Wehn @henningwehn
92K Followers 65 Following Cycles, eats plants, tries to crack on. Tour dates and whatnot else here: https://t.co/accmGfkI4E Je suis Main Stand.
Politics UK @PolitlcsUK
148K Followers 636 Following The Home of UK Political News | Follow & Notify For Impartial Coverage | For Global News: @PolitlcsGlobal
GreyNoise @GreyNoiseIO
28K Followers 152 Following GreyNoise analyzes Internet background noise. Use GreyNoise to remove pointless security alerts, find compromised devices, or identify emerging threats.
Tom Swarbrick @TomSwarbrick1
47K Followers 6K Following Host of Tom Swarbrick at Drive Mon-Fri 4-6pm @LBC + massively amateur golfer insta: https://t.co/dSKklLgeXK
Massimo @Rainmaker1973
2.0M Followers 220 Following Engineer. Selecting and curating pictures and videos trying to add context, source and explanation to science, tech, art and weather topics
Armin Navabi @ArminNavabi
55K Followers 6K Following Ex-Muslim Iranian-Canadian Secular Activist - Founder of @AtheistRepublic - Author of https://t.co/fjNPodpi5Y - Atheist, Liberal, Zionist, Capitalist
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.9M Followers 596 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
Vivaldi @vivaldibrowser
36K Followers 2K Following Browser with clever features built-in. Powerful. Personal. Private. Support 👉https://t.co/7rUaStNa3x Social network: Vivaldi Social 👉 https://t.co/66Gwb12wsA
Jared Harris🎭 @JaredHarris
59K Followers 214 Following Formerly verified on Twitter, Actor, @Allegratastic’s husband, Stream “The Ghost of Richard Harris” on Britbox #TeamHarris
Frasier D&D @FrasierDnD
23K Followers 6 Following Tell me how you want to do this. I’m listening. (CREATOR: @Bencompetence) (LIVESTREAM: https://t.co/31ItFXwDzW) (CONTACT: [email protected])
Brent Lee @BrentLeeSDCIC
24K Followers 7K Following ''That ex conspiracy theorist tosser'' Likes long walks down the grassy knoll, spelunking rabbit holes & chasing chemtrails. Host: @somedarepodcast & MSM shill.
Generals and Napoleon @AndNapoleon
6K Followers 7K Following A page and podcast featuring the greatest collection of military talent in history.🦅 #napoleon #podcast link below⬇️! Follow us on IG/FB/YT/Spotify.
Wyrd Games @WyrdGames
11K Followers 33 Following Founded in 2005, Wyrd Games has continued to push the envelope time and time again by creating captivating tabletop games and experiences.
David Petersen @mouseguard
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Waxe Wod @WaxeWod
16K Followers 16K Following Called "hot & honest" by Publishers Weekly & "charming as fuck" by a friend. 24/7 caregiver to a stroke survivor. The nut inside the pit of an apricot. 🧵 🌈
The wing.king1 @Thewing_king1
452 Followers 355 Following Chicken wing perfection open in Ty pawb Tuesday to Saturday
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Alec Muffett @AlecMuffett
16K Followers 4K Following everybody deserves good security. see also: @[email protected]
Mick Douglas 🇺🇦.. @bettersafetynet
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Chesterbod @BlueballNigel
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@ChaosPixieMagic I knew about this, but if he lost his right arm, why is that a left-handed prosthetic?
The impossible crossover Contra and Tetris!
The impossible crossover Contra and Tetris [🎞️ tercio_miranda]
Alexa, how do I punch someone through a computer screen.
Anyone else like to top their pizza with coleslaw?
my 17 years-old self would be proud of my 47 years-old self, what more can I aspire to?
Hotel coffee in the U.K. is 92% awful. Absolutely dreadful actually. Mainland Europe this % drops as it does in Arab countries. But my god the U.K. is bad. You’re welcome 😂😂
The lengths some people will go to just to open an extra tab on Chrome.
would you rather have 2x NVIDIA 4090s (~$3000) (~1000W) or 1x Cheyenne Super Computer (~$3085) (~1.3MW) nobody else bid on this please i got this
I wish they'd make an X-Men film about the mutants too crap to get into Professor Xavier's school. "What's your power?" "I can make colour tellies go black and white" "I can make my knees really big" "I can tell you instantly whether any item is in stock at your local Argos"
Merry and Pippin have a sniper rifle this time. The whole trilogy takes approximately 37 minutes.
Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy is coming back again — but it’s a bit different this time. hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
Now that’s a beautiful slice of Britain and what a bloody delivery 😊
Love this. Peak British
Now that’s a beautiful slice of Britain and what a bloody delivery 😊
I think women saying they'd rather be in the woods with a bear isn't actually about vibes, it's about women attempting to demonstrate they are Very Serious about being afraid of men, and thus choosing bear as a subconscious attempt to make people go "oh wow she really means it"
How much he misses Bill Hicks?
It’s great to hear Seinfeld speaking up about the current state of comedy and the Left. What would be Really Interesting is hearing what’s been on this dude’s mind for the last decade or so…
@brianwhelton Let them go take a nice vacation.
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