✨Sally Beauty✨ @beardontap
weirdo with a beardo. conceptualizer extraordinaire. Manic Pixie Caveman LA Joined February 2009-
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@offbeatorbit Office space. The hypnosis actually worked on me and now I don't care about anything.
NO JOKE this was a key lesson I took from The Wire. These "thugs" are still people. Death is part of the game, but they're not trying to speedrun it. It's like asking a wall street guy "why not just buy all the stocks?"
I have to lay out all my produce like a magazine spread before I cook. Visualizing the components in a culinary fashion.
I feel like Gen Z should know this: before the internet, people didn’t really like cats. Dogs used to be the thing.
Millennial Cross-stitch: If you built yourself a myth… You’d know just what to give.
“… and the jokes write themselves” And that’s the one they came up with?
I hate straight Halloween. What do you mean you’re the Joker.
"So that's why they were posting about TRAIN being good."
I think the internet just needs a 'Context' button under every post, so that when you're in the throes of "WTF is this person even?" you click it and it goes "They are a TRAIN fan." And you go oh ok.
If Kamala wants that Gen Z vote. Might I suggest printing some of these bad boys.
2024: year of the long forsaken sequel. Sit on that bad boy for 25 years. Poker face: No, we meant to do this.
Had an Arnold Palmer today. Tried not to think about it.
@HarrysBadTweets You wouldn’t Vivica A. Fox
Canada Dry should make a hard seltzer and call it Canada Wet!
I'm on about 400 of the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
My Megalopolis crowd changed the genre of that movie by refusing to take it seriously.
@BabbaLawn My nails are strong with macho gloss
Gina Ippolito @GinaIppy
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Brian Gaar @briangaar
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I have Trader Joes en... @sshorwitz
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Tyler Davidson / Ty M... @TyMatthewsPMA
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The Christmas Boy @tommybechtold
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Smoste @SmosteU3xn1
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Tabese @Tabese233300
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ImamOus @SanneOus5
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Whoasle @whoasle15766
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J. Elijah Cho @jelijahcho
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A Breath of Fresh Mov... @freshmoviepod
503 Followers 263 Following A movie podcast hosted by two comedians? Groundbreaking… With @chelseathepope & @babbalawn Patreon: https://t.co/0blvssuPIa
remanence decay @BabbaLawn
22 Followers 119 Following gazing female + host @freshmoviepod hail satan
Patrick SM @patrick_sm
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Dreamboat Sketch @DreamboatComedy
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Anthony Ferguson @AfergusonFerg
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That Pesky Willow @AubriePesky
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Chrissy Bruzek @chrissybruzek
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MST3Katie @MST3KT
337 Followers 1K Following Not here anymore, find me at mst3katie on the other site. Contact info in my linktree
Eric Moneypenny @EricMoneypenny
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m3d @YoneyMike
495 Followers 3K Following (it/that/thing) Failing sideways. Just lucky enough. this is all a simulation. GTFO maga, AI, crypto.
honu friend @kenwalczak
61 Followers 2K Following sometimes lawyer / backup DJ / curator of vibes "Pastiche Internet superiority"--a fan.
Fazli @Fazli01985108
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Glitter Pizza Cat @glitterpizzacat
306 Followers 285 Following You teach Twitter how to tweet you. #clutterpunk #glitterrust #nonbinary
Knock It Off Podcast @KnockOffPod
28 Followers 114 Following Knock It Off is a podcast that explores knock-offs of popular films.
Joe Cabello @joecabello
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TexasTeeBone @TexasTeeBone1
34 Followers 955 Following Show me how to cook a steak. Avatar https://t.co/GOxWyCAi4m… Banner https://t.co/kFxaZy3Pwa…
FourFourDos @fourfourdos
18 Followers 69 Following i watch a lot of football ⚽️ #ggmu #since96 #vaíbrasil
Briana Jones @BrianaEJones
233 Followers 372 Following
The Pack Theater @PackTheater
3K Followers 2K Following Live comedy in LA! Improv, Sketch, Character, Standup, Pilots, VO, and more - take classes or buy tickets here: https://t.co/1QIqmVMBJ7
Mortar and Pestle Rec... @mprecipes
465 Followers 1K Following A no-nonsense cooking channel with great recipes! Our YouTube channel: https://t.co/9YSX4AqMEz…
Pillow Monster @pillowmonsterla
45 Followers 159 Following LA-based sketch team. Catch us every third Sunday of the month at the Pack Theater!
Friendo Sketch @FriendoSketch
223 Followers 246 Following Sketch comedy that's wacky, wild and VERY FUNNY!
funny women bot @funnywomenbot
66 Followers 229 Following no longer active, follow the women i've retweeted for more!
Fox & Foes Podcast @FoesPod
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Clip Show @clipshowcomedy
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AJ 'Sweet Pea' DiCosi... @AJDiCosimo
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The North Review @TheNorthReview_
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Chuck Faerber @cvf8763
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Beth Lapides 🎧❤�... @bethlapides
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This of That @this_of_that
51 Followers 152 Following A podcast in comparison to. With @colinhughesLA and @rockingpharaoh - An Audio Rope Podcast https://t.co/soZhcYPOdE
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
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Gina Ippolito @GinaIppy
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell
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Brian Gaar @briangaar
72K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/z1EDZmqdBo Bluesky: https://t.co/XkLVhTtCfv Read my stuff at: https://t.co/e9CGIwhVgN
alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton
19K Followers 662 Following misandrist comedian ♥️🖤🤍💚 gun violence is the solution to domestic violence.
Elyssa Phillips @ElyssaMP
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Duncan Carson @aduncancarson
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Allen Strickland Will... @TotallyAllen
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10,000 Bees @TheCJMorgan
4K Followers 512 Following Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.
I have Trader Joes en... @sshorwitz
637 Followers 684 Following Actor / Comedian 🍩 Find me on TikTok & Instagram @sshorwitz
Chris Estrada: Oct 22... @ChrisEstrada85
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Tyler Davidson / Ty M... @TyMatthewsPMA
2K Followers 1K Following NOW PLAYING: @EnterDelusion: Nocturnes & Nightmares / FORMER: Stranger Things: The Experience (L.A. cast) / Immersive/Voice Actor - Pro Wrestler - Comedy Writer
Luigi Nation @mangionethinker
32K Followers 198 Following not affiliated with anyone, not endorsing any crime, not impersonating.
Balatro @BalatroGame
156K Followers 71 Following Balatro is a poker-inspired roguelike deckbuilder. https://t.co/BCA7atq9o6 Steam, PS, Switch & Xbox: https://t.co/otMeZPNNW1 🇨🇦
Schmrgl @Schmrgl
120K Followers 1K Following LF a JOB commissions 60 euro - OPEN - https://t.co/bSgaiRqJzL - PRINTS - https://t.co/xPkuFQ3SKN https://t.co/5vjdKnLObS worked on summer eternal :)
Bryce P. Tetraeder @BryceTetraeder
8K Followers 2 Following Global Tetrahedron CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist.
Trillobyte @trillobyteart
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madison @madison_tayt
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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okazakitomohiro @oo_kk_aa
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Ed Zitron @edzitron
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
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Lily Gladstone @lily_gladstone
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The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow
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Zach | Last Place Com... @lastplacecomics
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90K Followers 4K Following Find me on Bluesky or basically any other website | Books, Podcasts, Links: https://t.co/c9vCn1jFBL | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
ChudsOfTikTok 🖥️ @ChudsOfTikTok
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Dan Ramos @danramoscomedy
1K Followers 3K Following Comedian/Actor/Filmmaker 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 TIGERBELLY EP.444 & 454, Netflix, ABC, JFL, Malignant. https://t.co/iqhhMgiFEU
David Mitchell @RealDMitchell
2.1M Followers 766 Following This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the Cumbrian origamist.
J. Elijah Cho @jelijahcho
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Mr. Chau @Srirachachau
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the ben keeps the flo... @limitlessjest
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