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In her first act in charge of education, Linda McMahon will bring back the pledge of allegiance and chair shots.
The Bear is a comedy and Shawshank was a comedy #EmmyAwards #thebear
Biden is out and Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese high fived. A weekend for the books
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Elon about to get his account suspended for being a parody of an innovator.
Solved the Elon problem: let existing verified users keep the check for free. Charge anyone new who wants one a monthly fee. Keep top users and let desperate people (prob me) join the vip club.
Mike Albanese retweeted
Time for an all new Weekly Roundup! My guest this week is comedian @bigmanmike. Mike Albanese. @nickhoff, @Maraliq, and @AndyFiori join in too. Fun starts at 10am ET with encores all weekend on @SIRIUSXM @SIRIUSXMComedy Channel 97. Mike's Website: inmyownhead.com
Mike Albanese retweeted
See @MariaHeinegg @lizcomedy @KhalidNYC @danmadonia @bigmanmike & more tonight on our 9:15PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/maria-h…
College should be free for the next century based on all the money they scammed out of us
Mike Albanese retweeted
See @KevinRyanComedy @miacomedy @cassidycomedy @allibreen @bigmanmike & more tonight on our 9:15PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/kevin-r…
Mike Albanese retweeted
Catch @BrendanSagalow @GibranSaleem @KevinDombrowski @bigmanmike @thingsamytweets & more tonight on our 9:15PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/gibran-…
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is by a doctor with a gooder gun.
I heard from a high level exec at @FoxNews that in fact, @TuckerCarlson can not read.
Pumped for big box stores to pretend to be gay this month #pride
Mike Albanese retweeted
Comedy is hard. Don't believe it? Then come to NICE TRY w/ @michaelkosta tonight at 8PM featuring @GianmarcoSoresi @AshleyAustinMo1 @CaseyBalsham @mrgrahamkay @bigmanmike & more! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/nice-tr…
Mike Albanese retweeted
Live from New York Comedy Club it's @cassidycomedy @lindsaytheis @newyorkjeffrey @McLonghair @bigmanmike & more on our 11:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/tom-cas…
“Mike Albanese was fired from his family after recent allegations surfaced that he called his mom a doo doo head after being told to pick up his toys.” -The Hollywood Reporter
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