Integrity Move @bionicock
I don't use my dick nearly as much as I talk about it. Joined June 2011-
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That time I memed my face into boiling placenta and cockblocked Jesus.
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Oh yeah, economist? I just gave your mom some explosive growth.
@Duffman06021979 Dude, that's one of my all-time favorites.
My dick is probably 1% of my body mass, but 50% of my sex appeal.
Clearly not having sex again anytime soon so I might have to take everyone's advice and go fuck myself.
The trick to winning a staring contest with a dog is to focus on its vagina.
I can easily keep sex and emotional attachment separate thanks to erectile dysfunction.
I just lost a ton of weight by killing myself!
Statistically, someone is bound to be into golden showers so I just go for it every time.
Indian Batman, motherfucker! No, the curry kind.
Getting sweat into facial lacerations from the war-torn nipples of a Serbian whore.
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My security system is I've never changed the cat sand in 3 years.
It's been so long since I've been on a first date. Do I show her my dick before or after the roofies kick in?
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