Lord Heavy D @CtrlAltFcool
trenching shovel Chillin with richy rich. Joined July 2011-
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Is an having illness maybe is have court some bad issue from camel is no wife here's this day for make look aftershave
Just found a picture of me when I was a kid in a picture frame at walmart. But it's wierd I don't remember ever being an asian lady.
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You could take a great big stinky shit on your newborn baby girls face...or just name her Jodie.
Something about a girl with a black coat and blue jeans that makes their eyes stand out.
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Some call it vaginal odor, I call it highly seasoned.
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I think God created gay guys so fat chicks could have friends.
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Why does TMZ always show up right after I cum in an oven mitt?
I walk behind grandma and sweep the tit streaks away. I also do other stuff.
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A secret to making people give their undivided attention is to spit while you talk. No one is quite as alert as when they are dodging spray.
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I don't think a woman's place is in the kitchen. I don't care which room they suck my dick in.
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I'm definitely the whitest person my drug dealer knows.
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Married people are jealous of my life. I'm jealous of Batman's. Batman is probably just jealous of anyone with parents.
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I hate how girls always send cryptic messages like "Please stop calling me". What does that even mean?!? I better call to ask.
Due to my solid skull, I can't keep an open mind.
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