Dana 3 @1FirstThoughts
I like looking up girls skirts, they think its the wind but I'm sneaky like that. Kitchener Joined June 2011-
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There was a really hard time in my life when I was addicted to the Hokie Pokie, but I turned myself around.
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Oh fuck its only 330! Im going to be completely annihilated when I call in sick for tomorrow.
@NrxNick Its in the mailbox. U can txt this number if u are having a hard time finding the place 2267894302
@NrxNick if I am not I will put it in the mailbox at the end of the driveway. 1919 Northumberland street. P follings is on the mailbox
@NrxNick I live on Northumberland street do u live near by? you can come by and grab it if you need it.
@NrxNick are you missing a fishing license?
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Mitt romney invented blumpkin flavor. @sbellelauren
@ThrobbbNHood I'm getting ready for winter ;)
For once I want to fart and not kill anyone.
She said no, but the high five meant yes.
Choosing not to believe in the devil, won't protect you from him.
I'll tell you what I know about midgets. Very little.
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