Manish @savvystrider
I like everything you like. soundcloud.com/touristspodcast Not there Joined July 2010-
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The easiest way to make friends is to implicate them in a murder so that you bond over your dark shared secret.
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#OnMyDriveToWork thinking about a life where I own a Tudor-style home, drive a Volvo, and have 2.5 kids. Nahhhh *turns up trap music*
Trump is creating a new executive order says that for every truth he tells he gets to say two lies.
Thank you @realDonaldTrump for keeping America safe by signing executive orders you either haven't read or don't understand
Trump is like emails blowing up your inbox that you unsubscribed from but keeps promising these ridiculous deals on shit you don't even want
Trump is if a focus group built a model of stupidity that was struck by lightning, 3D printed, and then then peed on by a Chernobyl survivor
If you get a haircut and no one comments on it, did you still get a haircut?
Eating a rack of ribs. Mumbling, "baby hungry, need meat." Good day.
I hate having to "try" new things. Why can't they already be good?
Yawn like a lion. Pee everywhere to mark your territory. Live like a king.
Almost searched "hot mormons" on google but then realized I'm at work lol MONDAYS!
Home is where you can lay your head at night and comfortably masturbate away the day.
As a kid marriage seemed like it involved a lot of wrestling with your partner.
Should the US add Canada or Puerto Rico as its 51st state? Find out in the funniest @TouristsPodcast episode yet! soundcloud.com/touristspodcas…
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