Mr. Parking Thot @borrowedbones
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My theory is that within 5 years or so the misogynistic elements of the right will reinvent Greco-Roman homosexuality.
Shot and chaser. Why are academic theologians?
"Would you like it in a jail? Would you like it on a whale?" "I would not like it in a jail, I would not like it on a whale. I do not like the TLM I do not like it, Sam I Am."
"Would you like it in a jail? Would you like it on a whale?" "I would not like it in a jail, I would not like it on a whale. I do not like the TLM I do not like it, Sam I Am."
I was complaining about a messy codebase at work to my wife this morning and my ten-month-old daughter started mocking my tone.
ZIZEK: that AI will be the death of evangelization & so on; to this, I say NO! The AI priest gives me an explanation of the faith, & I it send to my AI sheikh, & we are free! While the 'conversion' happens, our superego satisfied, we are free now to do whatever we want
I have a comfortable chair and an extra monitor at home.
I have a comfortable chair and an extra monitor at home.
I find clerical commentary on US politics tedious at best and sometimes truly scandalous, but it's really funny to get super worked up and write a news article about calling Biden stupid.
I find clerical commentary on US politics tedious at best and sometimes truly scandalous, but it's really funny to get super worked up and write a news article about calling Biden stupid.
Fundamentally, this kind of pablum is in the same category as the recent megachurch men's conference debacle: A bunch of buffoons making up a religion only tangentially related to what's actually taught in scripture.
Fundamentally, this kind of pablum is in the same category as the recent megachurch men's conference debacle: A bunch of buffoons making up a religion only tangentially related to what's actually taught in scripture.
"Are you surprised by my tears, sir?Stronger men also cry. Stronger men also cry."
Naomi Wolf, having taken the wrong lessons from her failed book, plays it safe and decides that Jesus wasn't really executed at all. She then converts to Islam.
To be fair to Naomi here "I skipped ahead to the New Testament" is the origin story for centuries of bad theology.
To be fair to Naomi here "I skipped ahead to the New Testament" is the origin story for centuries of bad theology.
Reddit-tier historical criticism.
One of the most tedious things about modern Catholicism is that we all have to gaslight ourselves about who actually gives a shit about the faith.
"Iconoclasm is when, for any reason whatsoever, you don't think a piece of religious art is appropriate." Why does anyone take this guy seriously?
"Iconoclasm is when, for any reason whatsoever, you don't think a piece of religious art is appropriate." Why does anyone take this guy seriously?
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JokerMakeupJacobite �.. @ClwnPrncCharlie
4K Followers 4K Following The cause that wit is in other men | Stat Crocs Dum Volvitur Orbis | husband to @pippanie |🦉| 🇻🇦|
Harrison Lemke @hplemke
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madoc cairns | wsj @MadocCairns
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Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane
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Jon 〽️ @of_Forgetting
1K Followers 826 Following I am larger, better than I thought, I did not know I held so much goodness. ☧
Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517
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Chris @CMccafe
5K Followers 2K Following managing editor @washingreview | layout and design @TheEndMagazine
yeet @chadwifeyeet
5K Followers 241 Following lover of bread. queen of spreadsheets. wife to joey. mom of twins.
Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_
5K Followers 1K Following MB. Christian, gay. Author of I Am Going To Make You Live In The Zoo. Professor of Big Naturals Law at the University of Austin.
Fr. Paul Atreides @BackwardsFeet
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riley sciarappa @EndOfDaysWoman
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Sixtus Sextus (away�.. @TheSixtus
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scarey 🎃🍂 (the .. @careyhelmick
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@borrowedbones Hasn’t this been BAP’s thing from day 1
Anyone thinking software can absolve them is too stupid to be culpable for sins anyway.
@felis_fidelis always safe to assume that a random saint you've never heard of was a counter-Reformation era Italian who founded a religious order
one of my favorite things when I skip Matins is getting to the collect at Lauds and instantly being able to tell "oh this man was canonized sometime after Trent and probably a member of the curia" based on its length alone despite entirely missing the festal lesson for the day
@borrowedbones that and also people get intellectually warped when they devote too much mindspace to apologetics (Catholic Answers syndrome)
I don't share interests with half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of your interests half as well as you deserve
@borrowedbones @KarlBarthVEVO AHC president interviewed Cardinal Burke on this subject a few years ago: youtu.be/Jkz82jwQpdQ?si…
@borrowedbones @KarlBarthVEVO My wife and I still attend passover with my jewish family, but then we do like to try and get together with a few other Hebrew Catholics to have a seder in the light of Christ, but I figure this is a little different than "christian seder"?hebrewcatholic.net/ahc-passover-h…
Christians are mocking these people for a few weird rules, meanwhile they actually manage to devote an entire day to God and family, all while most Christians treat Sunday afternoons like a normal day and forget about God except during the 50 minutes they’re at Mass.
there's really a whole market of Jewish products designed to trick God
@LGoosetrain Johnny, todays your first lesson in not being a narc
@borrowedbones @WB_Baskerville @distribudad i suppose it's true that jephthah showed faith in god's gift of the land to israel in his reply to the ammonite king. he took his rag-tag bunch of goons against a superior military force. but it seems there's nothing more praiseworthy there than "you have your god, we have ours"
@borrowedbones @WB_Baskerville @distribudad i don't disagree with any of this, but his inclusion (and Samson!) in Heb 11 troubles me. maybe it shouldn't
@distribudad @WB_Baskerville This is typical of the whole book. The narrator doesn’t often interject with stuff like “This is bad.”
@distribudad @WB_Baskerville I think these orthodox guys are really good on the Old Testament and they echo distribudad ancientfaith.com/podcasts/lordo…
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