Brooke @bro0o0ke
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It’s odd how someone has to tell @realDonaldTrump it’s completely tone deaf to brag about how he’s had sex with models while being the president of the USA while holding a briefing about a pandemic while talking about thousands of people who are currently dying BUT HERE WE ARE.
Me right after telling my friends I’m 2 minutes away #TheBachelor 🥀
Me: *hasn’t worn perfume in probably 6 months* Also me: I should pack 3 different kinds for vacation just in case
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My dad showing off his new Coach wallet Mom got him for their anniversary "...and this pocket is where I keep my free DQ sundae coupons" 😂
Protip: if you’re gonna walk out on your tab, don’t forget I have your phone charging behind the bar. See you in 30 minutes loser.
Just dropped my gym membership for a car wash membership. New year, new me.
Screw the employee discount on clothes. What's the discount on crab legs if you work at Hy-Vee?
Me: "Did you just mix red wine and white wine together?" Megan: "It's a house blend" @Thiemann13
What I've learned as a server.. 1. Notice what game my table is watching 2. Google the last time that team won 3. Mention that game 4. Great tip 💸
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My fitness routine? Today I forgot the name of the gym that I pay to never go to.
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Anti-Abortion protestors get mad when I say the quiet part out loud.
We are getting reports that George Santos is claiming to have worked at Blockbuster. We can not confirm or deny as our HR dept has been gone for awhile.
“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched
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My son took his first steps in the living room with me whilst my wife was working late. That evening we watched together as our son took his first steps. A magical moment that she has treasured for years.
My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.
generalizing obviously but this explains a lot tbh
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I feel like we’re living in the only universe where Post Malone isn’t a line cook
The funniest thing that’s ever happened to me as a parent is once my 2yo was having a full on meltdown and accidentally kicked an electronic toy dinosaur and it went “Can you feed me?” and my son, through massive sobs, goes “no I can’t right now, dinosaur” and continued screaming
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Parents be like, “Here’s 4 boxes of your old elementary school work you left at the house.”
A parasitic worm has turned this snail into a "zombie" that mimics caterpillars to be eaten by a bird, where it can reproduce inside its GI tract.
Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.
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A flag isn’t enough. Jamaal Williams deserves a fine and suspension. My wife asked me why me hips can’t move like that. My kids haven’t stopped crying. We have an appointment today with a crisis counselor, but I’m afraid the damage has already been done.
If Find My Friends sent a notification every time I looked at everyone’s locations I think my friends would have me institutionalized
Me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness:
Deep in my bones, I do not understand why the Great British Bake Off is in a tent.
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