alayna @buttnight

Once while driving in the middle of nowhere I was talking about how good breadsticks would be and then an overpowering scent of garlic bread filled my car

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alayna @buttnight

8 years ago

I smiled in a photo the other day, pls give me attention

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alayna @buttnight

8 years ago

Was told I should try to do stuff by myself more often but I don’t wanna be the one that has to tell my crippling anxiety that we can’t hangout today

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alayna @buttnight

8 years ago

don’t you dare be nice to me AND make me laugh or I will fall in love with you, you big dumb beautiful piece of shit

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alayna @buttnight

8 years ago

So I get a receipt from a guy and he always writes AMOS at the bottom and my self centered ass thought he was trying to get me to add him on sc but turns out that’s his name

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alayna @buttnight

8 years ago

Someone once made the mistake of telling me that I sing good when in actuality I hit a good note 1/25 times so they’re the one to blame for hurting your ears, not me

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alayna @buttnight

8 years ago

Should I send? She’s 8

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alayna @buttnight

8 years ago

My mamaw keeps her toothbrush in the kitchen sink bc she’s woke af

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alayna @buttnight

8 years ago

I’ve decided to be cute from here on out no ifs, ands, or buts

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chules (dimwit) @notyouknowsimba

8 years ago

next girl who flirt w me because she “bored” not getting away 😡

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Gigi Engle @GigiEngle

8 years ago

It’s very puzzling how dudes could think a vagina gets looser from fucking 50 different guys, but wouldn’t get looser from fucking one guy 50 times.

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@GigiEngle What they fail to mention is that with repeated use the penis become smaller. Thinner, really. Each new partner's pH sloughs off a layer of penile tissue THAT NEVER REGENERATES. Sorry dudes, it's just science.