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my funny little account Joined November 2016-
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when i was 12 i called a girl a fat bitch dyke to her face. 2 years later i had gay sex for the first time. funny how that happens
the brandy melville documentary is shaping up to be incredibly cringe…..
that’s my man❤️
show this picture to a white girl and it will calm her down instantly
it’s hard being the only person alive who thinks the bra sizing chart is good and makes perfect sense, more sense than just about any other women’s clothing sizing
it’s hard being the only person alive who thinks the bra sizing chart is good and makes perfect sense, more sense than just about any other women’s clothing sizing
moved in with a bpd
seeing people making the case that original 1960s hippies were all trust fund kids is genuinely making me feel like i’m on a different timeline
everyone got that one homie whose spotify location is astana, kazakhstan
open your spotify on repeat playlist and the first five songs are the soundtrack to your own romantic comedy this soundtrack could reveal levels of interpersonal toxicity never seen before
open your spotify on repeat playlist and the first five songs are the soundtrack to your own romantic comedy this soundtrack could reveal levels of interpersonal toxicity never seen before https://t.co/c6hdli7LqR
the idol would have done absolutely fine for itself if the weeknd wasn't involved in any way
she hopes i'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress
-someone who hasn’t seen that porn addict stare
-someone who hasn’t seen that porn addict stare
this molecule is far too large for my petite little veins... 😔 there goes that idea
this molecule is far too large for my petite little veins... 😔 there goes that idea
as a bisexual woman who knows many bisexual women I can’t imagine anyone more sane than a lesbian who doesn’t want to date us
Rabbi Melon Milkman @Rabbi_Melon
495 Followers 420 Following | Pre-med | Pre-Premier ministre du Canada | Pre-school | Pre-tty |
Georgia Trulson @GeorgiTruls
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Janie 😌 @JanieKenley4846
36 Followers 254 Following Sultry еnсhаntress with а dаngerous tоuch of seduсtiоn
Thiphou @thiphou46829
130 Followers 1K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.
Emily 😈 @Emily_Kaycie920
5 Followers 320 Following Рassionate temptrеss yeаrning for еverlаsting pleasure
Mariella Bellomo @BellomoMar61601
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Marisha Deike @DeikeMaris24515
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Renesmae Brickles @BricklRenesm
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The New Girl @RobinLovesNCSU
1K Followers 2K Following NC State & Marching Band Alum | NC State Wolfpack | Durham Bulls | Atlanta Braves | Carolina Hurricanes | Carolina Panthers | N.C. native
Maple Cassa @CasMapl
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KimberlyPopec @KimberlyPo90213
91 Followers 2K Following
Annie Nichols @AnnieNicho98539
96 Followers 3K Following
Taneateausm @taneateaus6608
7 Followers 397 Following Os novatos também podem ganhar dinheiro com facilidade, bastando um telefone celular para operar em casa.
Orion Beltran @BeltranOri91002
98 Followers 3K Following
Ivette Philpott @philpo_ive
42 Followers 5K Following
Doxed @doxed64
63 Followers 93 Following Our purpose was to humbly enjoy what we need to exist, but desire prevailed, now the world's gone to shit. Will we be missed?
Safa Tekulve @teku_sa
56 Followers 5K Following
Jaqueline Wunner @JaquelineW84870
85 Followers 5K Following
Gia Schmig @GiaSchmig2862
65 Followers 5K Following
Mae, The Ever Returni.. @MaePrograf
869 Followers 914 Following Not Dead Yet. Can't Lock Mae! Dark Souls Princess. Bimbopilled, Lainpilled, Girlboss Asukangelion. Leader of Lolita Choppa Gang.
Kl @Kl99024966
2 Followers 129 Following
elliot 🇵🇸 @elliot54794630
364 Followers 475 Following swipe my card then I do the nae nae| he/him | 4x 1st team all-basic bitch
Laura Monson @LauraMonthin
803 Followers 1K Following
Austin @dodrio44
1K Followers 2K Following Christian, engineer, fantasy author | Letterboxd: auhin4 | My books are on Amazon: THE WARRIORS FOUR💎⛏️ BATTLE BELOW THE STORM 🐻🌩️ GAXALI 🏰🧚🏻♀️ 👇
Homar Sampson @CommunalMouth
56 Followers 151 Following
maybe libby @spacecowgirl26
74 Followers 268 Following
Sylvian (#1 Skinamari.. @TheAlexSylvian
8K Followers 2K Following I post about bob dylan a lot and movies too much, forever and always the #1 Skinamarink Fan
MySoulCantStopScreami.. @zyzopyme
71 Followers 409 Following She/her/they/them Early childhood educator. Jewish anti-zionist. Parent. Chronic retweeter.
kc🫶🏼 @Gi23113
70 Followers 65 Following
mike featherstone �.. @mikefstone
74 Followers 2K Following ...🍁❤️🏳️🌈 #BlackLivesMatter #AbortionIsHealthcare
🌛🦉🌜 @inspired_lunacy
610 Followers 1K Following it's mostly just likes, some retweets, and occasional comments. ★☆☆☆☆ (at this point it's mostly animal retweets bc I'm sad 🤷🏻♀️) she/they
ImInTheKitchen @ImInTheKitchen1
36 Followers 322 Following All pronouns/Gay (nwlnw) and Aroflux & Aceflux + Agender 🏳️🌈 🦠🍄
Άρτεμις - Alic.. @mistressviole21
45 Followers 132 Following I'm here to bbygirlify the pathetic gay women in media i consume
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
193K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
☾ 𝐓𝐬𝐮𝐤�.. @memospo
6K Followers 7K Following 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐭𝐰𝐭 ☆ 𝐃𝐌 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐥 ☆ 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨 + 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐬 ☆ @edmealspo ☆ 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬⤵︎
Nancy Sarasota @thereisnojayjay
2K Followers 730 Following The best lawyer in Tucson, Arizon-i-a. Fan of the WORLD SERIES CHAMPION Texas Rangers. Stars/Cowboys/Mavericks fan, too. She/her.
Tim Nisly @timothynisly
245 Followers 307 Following Started tweeting. My music is Useful Fiction. My newsletter is As It Were.
SpaceWeatherNews @SunWeatherMan
64K Followers 29 Following Ben Davidson, Founder of SpaceWeatherNews, Suspicious0bservers, Observer Ranch
monsieur gumbé @gumby_lover
2K Followers 864 Following i am not, nor have I ever been on ozempic, or any of its generic analogs
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji
19K Followers 4K Following #1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill 🇮🇷 venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money
Bertram, Boy Wrangler.. @bertram_the_mom
461 Followers 318 Following Wife & SAHM being silly online - Christ alone saves - 💙💙💙
melissa’s mammalian.. @melissajenna
5K Followers 472 Following Frivolity and whimsy // wisdom and prudence. Home-tending and child-rearing for fun, comms consulting for profit.
Emily Ledbetter @WinsomeWonder
82 Followers 385 Following
Thy Geekdom Come🇻�.. @ThyGeekdomCome
5K Followers 2K Following Catholic Cartoonist | Purveyor of Fine Midwit Takes | Dad of 7 | Opinions Mine | RTs/Likes ≠ 👍🏻 | Replies Open to Mufos (🚫🤖)
bfa agonistes @superloafcat
14K Followers 7K Following speedy rewards member at all speedway stores, cash app is $Clover2005
Mother of Embryos @chasingstorks
577 Followers 191 Following Where are my Dragons!?! Mother to 3 frozen Embryos. FET 3/18/2024 🤞🏼
𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠.. @txsalth2o
86K Followers 1K Following Looks like only 6 of us paid attention in stats101. Part of the #altmiddle
Karl Huuber @fomalhyte
634 Followers 4 Following Niche Astrology. Polished astrology @BullOfHeaven_. Opinions @bullofheaven2
Owen Briggs @BullOfHeaven_
7K Followers 217 Following DM for astrological services. Natal Chart Readings $300, Divination $40, SALE: Healing $40. Niche astrology alt @fomalhyte
Owen 2 @BullOfHeaven2
941 Followers 2 Following Opinions acct. Polished astrology @bullofheaven_. Niche astrology @fomalhyte. Chaos @11409Horkheimer
𝚍𝚛. 𝚙𝚛�.. @saintsundere
5K Followers 1K Following i write zingers for @dontwalkRUN sometimes; latest vid contrib 04.30.24 | 💍 @angriestgiraffe | add my lifestyle account: @bloodfreud
Rabbi Melon Milkman @Rabbi_Melon
495 Followers 420 Following | Pre-med | Pre-Premier ministre du Canada | Pre-school | Pre-tty |
new jersey updates @doubtpointv2
5K Followers 798 Following every saint has a past. every sinner has a future.
Ralph Ruben @RalphEmmers
2K Followers 5K Following 6’6/121 anti-heightist Latino 🇲🇴🇧🇷🇭🇰🇨🇳🇵🇭🇰🇷🇲🇦。very likable person。INDOPACOM founder。African drone & 同志们 expert。AFPAK Stan 🇵🇰。crypto-Muslim🇹🇷
The New Girl @RobinLovesNCSU
1K Followers 2K Following NC State & Marching Band Alum | NC State Wolfpack | Durham Bulls | Atlanta Braves | Carolina Hurricanes | Carolina Panthers | N.C. native
𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐡 .. @comfysarah
4K Followers 440 Following a first-generation bacon grease saver with 15 iq points on shakira
The Annasthesiologist @fuzzymittens
45K Followers 4K Following Tweets are my own, frequently profane. "Mom of Anesthesia ." Being horrible to people is never a virtue.
arthur ت @nsfwphd
3K Followers 762 Following To find quarrel in a straw when honor’s at the stake. - https://t.co/lFHljErOho
Anna Drezen @annadrezen
58K Followers 1K Following PRAISE PETEY x SNL x GIRLS5EVA x MIRACLE WORKERS x LOOKING AT/THINKING ABOUT DOGS
amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde
35K Followers 950 Following writer. formerly @comedycentral @clickhole
popular loner 🤷�.. @milkyy_tweets
31K Followers 300 Following idgaf 🤷🏼♀️ ig: instamilkyy tiktok: princess_milkyy
Gamine @sokkablu3
3K Followers 313 Following as a way of getting in touch with my origins, every night i set the alarm clock for the time i was born, so that waking up becomes a historical reenactment
David Firth (Salad Fi.. @DAVID_FIRTH
165K Followers 504 Following Animation and stuff. SALAD FINGERS PLUSH TOYS! (+other merch) https://t.co/vDgHdiNqY8
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2
19K Followers 3K Following avant normal https://t.co/8KnkhhlNO9 everything is for sale
Jeremy Fragrance @JeremyFragrance
40K Followers 0 Following The Number 1 Fragrance Icon That Follows The Teachings Of Jesus.
Steve-O @steveo
1.2M Followers 839 Following My Bucket List Special Is Available Now For A Limited Time 👇
Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville
1.6M Followers 35 Following
jake @JakeWebber9
713K Followers 2K Following youtube videos, rock music, and slowly rotting! [email protected]
Johnnie Guilbert @JohnnieGuilbert
476K Followers 431 Following ● Solo artist ● Internet dude ● Band @tddwpmusic
squeaky fromme the bl.. @averpee
2K Followers 2K Following that’s me by the meatballs ♡ @giant_sandwich ♡
joyci unemployci .. @joyci_schecter
5K Followers 1K Following i think that i may be the voice of my generation. or at least a voice. of a generation.
The age bin of 30-49, when ~80% of women are in committed relationships. Where are the cats, the box wine, and the wall?
Big fan of when people selfship but their self insert doesn’t fit the art style of the source media at all so it just kinda looks like this
The right can't produce a menswear guy because their love of "tradition" is entirely superficial & they actually know nothing about the "culture" they revere. They get mad at the menswear guy because he exposes the hollowness and fraudulence of the whole conservative enterprise.
Yes the menswear guy is a guy is a lib who makes fun of conservatives a lot, but it’s very funny how mad this makes online conservatives, like shouldn’t the expert on traditional tailoring be a conservative? Why can’t the online conservative ecosystem produce its own menswear guy
There is a particular psychology to living in a place like St. Louis or Detroit. Basically what it comes down to is that there are entire sections of the city, very large sections, that you never go to for any reason and completely write off in your mind when thinking about, say,…
People will really just log on and post anything
feminine dinner
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
coldhealing transvestigation underway
this fucking insane picture my dad took
day 489 at the biscuit factory. lost my dear gizmo to the bean machine. we haven’t been fed in at least 14 minutes. when will the horrors end?
this fucking insane picture my dad took
going to I SAW THE TV GLOW community screening and pretending i have never matched with any of the cast or crew on feeld
@yacineMTB now? with the market the way it is? it just wouldn't be responsible
@yacineMTB Having kids? In this economy? That's just irresponsible
Matt Stone and Trey Parker in China - 1990s
Who’s the best cartoon version of the Devil?
Who’s the best cartoon version of the Devil?
im sorry what
becoming a "theres too many admin at american unis and thats why theyre expensive" truther. were approaching 1 admin per undergrad now
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
THIS GIF IS KILLING MEEEZKZKX/;(&:$!:!
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