Emma @captaintwitchy
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@_aspland @WilkinsonSamuel It can't have been seventeen years. I'm only 25!
ONDON FRIENDS! You may have seen me post about this before and thought "Yes! I'll get tickets for that!" NOW IS THE TIME! This weekend, @WilkinsonSamuel and I are bringing two hilarious shows to @CamdenFringe Tickets here: camdenfringe.com/events/inform-… camdenfringe.com/events/the-com…
Look! It's @WilkinsonSamuel and me! We're doing a show in #London as part of the @CamdenFringe (have I mentioned this before?) You should come! camdenfringe.com/events/the-com…
Camden Fringe 2023 – INTERVIEW – The Comedy Firm of Crossland & Wilkinson @captaintwitchy @wilkinsonsamuel @CWComedyFirm @CamdenFringe #interview #camdenfringe #camden #show #comedy thephoenixremix.com/2023/08/06/cam…
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Camden Fringe 2023 – INTERVIEW – The Comedy Firm of Crossland & Wilkinson @captaintwitchy @wilkinsonsamuel @CWComedyFirm @CamdenFringe #interview #camdenfringe #camden #show #comedy thephoenixremix.com/2023/08/06/cam…
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The Radio 4 panel show which Radio 4 don't want is coming to @CamdenFringe at the @RosieBTheatre on August 13th! Witness @DarrenElyComedy, @captaintwitchy and Alex Beighton comedians face the stupidest job interview ever conceived. camdenfringe.com/events/inform-…
@_aspland Some kind of inulin syrup does the trick nicely. Troo was awesome but alas they are no more.
Hey #London pals! My hilarious chum @WilkinsonSamuel and I are bringing our daft stand up show to @CamdenFringe at @RosieBTheatre on 13th August. You should come! Details here: camdenfringe.com/events/the-com…
@WilkinsonSamuel Not me, but sums up my thoughts perfectly
Fabulous comedy tomorrow night in Leeds! Tickets in the tweet below.
Camden Fringe 2023 – INTERVIEW – The Comedy Firm of Crossland & Wilkinson @captaintwitchy @wilkinsonsamuel @CWComedyFirm @CamdenFringe #interview #camdenfringe #camden #show #comedy thephoenixremix.com/2023/08/06/cam…
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