Chris Byron @chris29byron

The Eskimo has 100 words for snow. Joined April 2009

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Subhaghvs @SubhaghV

2 months ago

Just built a WhatsApp AI agent that replaced an entire customer support team. Sold the setup for $2,000 + $500/mo and clients are begging for more. Here’s what it does: – Reads your company’s Google Doc (FAQs, policies, service info) – Lets customers ask anything on WhatsApp –…

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Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren

2 years ago

So apparently it’s not Christmas any more. But if that’s the case, how come I’m still singing “In the gravy, I am drowning the sprouts in the gravy” to the tune of In The Navy? Answer me that IF YOU’RE SO CLEVER.

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Chris Byron @chris29byron

3 years ago

Absolute masterclass tonight from @petefirman at @WatersideArts Mind blowing and hilarious in equal measure, would highly recommend

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Pete Firman @petefirman

3 years ago

This puzzle box has got me puzzled 🤯

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Daniel Pitts Art @danielpittsart

4 years ago

Latest painting, Ozzy Osbourne. #ozzyosbourne #BlackSabbath

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GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge

4 years ago

[Lion & horse in restaurant] Lion: Two prawn cocktails to start, please. Waiter: And for your mains? Lion: He'll have a brush and I just need a comb.

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Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus

4 years ago

Btw both Testaments are old now

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Chris Byron @chris29byron

4 years ago

Two spare tickets for @TheSnuts at @O2RitzManc tonight Free to a good home, I can email them across

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Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian

4 years ago

This is a man (me) with his PAPERBACK which comes out soon. I will need to mention it a bit. The New York Times said ‘a dazzling performance that will outrage as many readers as it delights’. Not about this. About Catch-22. But makes you think.

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Sleaford Mods @sleafordmods

5 years ago

Women aren’t options or points of access under the roof of your sexual impulses. Educate yourself, move past this attitude and treat women as fellow human beings. You will feel better about life and about yourself.

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alistair green @mralistairgreen

5 years ago

matt hancocks friend

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K ❤️ @misskaren1981

5 years ago

Happy 58th birthday to Stone Roses legend Ian Brown 🍋🍋🍋

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Dr David Robert Grimes @drg1985

5 years ago

Amazing - conspiracy theorists claiming this is blueprint for 5G chip in COVID vaccines; it's actually the schematic for a guitar gain pedal, and such a half-assed job they've even left the words "gain", "treble", & "bass" intact. Distorting the truth like a BOSS Metal Zone 😂

Mario Fusco @mariofusco

5 years ago

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Abersoch Golf Club @abersochgolf

5 years ago

Clwb Golff Abersoch wants your Christmas tree! We will recycle the trees by using them to sure up and defend the beach’s sand dunes. Please drop off your tree at the far end of the golf club car park. Thank you.

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GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge

10 years ago

TOP TIP: Avoid travelling up shit creek, irrespective of paddle situation. @TwopTwips

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Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh

5 years ago

Has that tedious fat sex pest fucked off yet?

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Klaus Blatter @KlausBlatter

5 years ago

Ah...the games of love. In such games there must be winners and losers my friend. And on this occasion you are for losing. This may be, as you Americaners would say ‘the fault of the baloney system’. One day soon you will see the funny side and laugh!