deer leader @chris_keene

Audio engineer - Guitars for @EmeryOfficial - Guitars for @savestheday - Songwriter/singer for @_surrogate and SHAKY HANDS facebook.com/surrogate iPhone: 39.717220,-121.826065 Joined March 2011

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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth

3 weeks ago

Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.” Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.” Friends: “Your life is a mess.” Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”

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deer leader @chris_keene

a month ago

Does the phrase “have a great rest of your day” feel grammatically wrong to anyone else?

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deer leader @chris_keene

2 months ago

George W is the only president we’ve had that had imposter syndrome

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greg @greg16676935420

2 months ago

Shoutout to Coldplay for bringing the whole internet together for one day

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Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿 @Pinko69420

2 months ago

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deer leader @chris_keene

2 months ago

I put the class in warfare A revolution of our kind You’re gonna bleed till you’re empty You’re gonna breed till there’s plenty

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deer leader @chris_keene

2 months ago

There’s no look quite as defeated and lifeless as the one a flight attendant has as they demonstrate how seatbelts work to 200 people looking at their phones

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deer leader @chris_keene

3 months ago

Guys The Elon black eye tho. I don’t think we’ve discussed this enough

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Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna

3 months ago

Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

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3 months ago

Nothing more destructive than a wartime religion

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Chris Alan @ChrisAlanComedy

5 months ago

Trump got us into a math war with Asians. We’re fucked.

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Patrick Fenelon 🌹 @Patrick_Fenelon

5 months ago

While you guys were investing, I was out spending my money stupidly. And guess what? We're both in the same situation now.

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deer leader @chris_keene

6 months ago

“Waste, fraud, and abuse” “And also with you”

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Tim Walz @Tim_Walz

7 months ago

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

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deer leader @chris_keene

8 months ago

Sleeping with sleeping with sirens > bringing bring me the horizon the horizon

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depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki

2 years ago

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

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Billionaires in the U.S. are .0005% of the population, yet accounted for 18% of 2024 electoral spending. Just 150 billionaire families spent nearly $2 billion. This is not democracy. It is oligarchy. Time to overturn Citizens United and move to public funding of elections.

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Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin

10 months ago

“We did it! We conquered death!”

Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson

10 months ago

“We did it! We conquered death!” https://t.co/0WUiSvmTes

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HustleBitch @HustleBitch_

10 months ago

Jay Leno, who is worth half a billion dollars, "stayed at a Hampton Inn" and "fell down a hill." Something just ain't adding up.

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officialhambly she/they @officialhambly

10 months ago

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me