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Audio engineer - Guitars for @EmeryOfficial - Guitars for @savestheday - Songwriter/singer for @_surrogate and SHAKY HANDS facebook.com/surrogate iPhone: 39.717220,-121.826065 Joined March 2011-
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Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.” Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.” Friends: “Your life is a mess.” Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”
Does the phrase “have a great rest of your day” feel grammatically wrong to anyone else?
George W is the only president we’ve had that had imposter syndrome
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Shoutout to Coldplay for bringing the whole internet together for one day
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I put the class in warfare A revolution of our kind You’re gonna bleed till you’re empty You’re gonna breed till there’s plenty
There’s no look quite as defeated and lifeless as the one a flight attendant has as they demonstrate how seatbelts work to 200 people looking at their phones
Guys The Elon black eye tho. I don’t think we’ve discussed this enough
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Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?
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Trump got us into a math war with Asians. We’re fucked.
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While you guys were investing, I was out spending my money stupidly. And guess what? We're both in the same situation now.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
Sleeping with sleeping with sirens > bringing bring me the horizon the horizon
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The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.
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Billionaires in the U.S. are .0005% of the population, yet accounted for 18% of 2024 electoral spending. Just 150 billionaire families spent nearly $2 billion. This is not democracy. It is oligarchy. Time to overturn Citizens United and move to public funding of elections.
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“We did it! We conquered death!”
“We did it! We conquered death!” https://t.co/0WUiSvmTes
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Jay Leno, who is worth half a billion dollars, "stayed at a Hampton Inn" and "fell down a hill." Something just ain't adding up.
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