Good Cop / Rad Cop @cop_rad
GC/RC AB. Chattanooga’s Bastards of Pop Country. We are 100% sure that Hank done it this way. open.spotify.com/show/5jDNBCQgE… Chattanooga, Tennessee Joined March 2020-
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Hell yeah I gotta piss: Pretty Inadequate Support System
I’ve got that male pattern boldness (Pretending I don’t have the baldness)
Chattanooga, the boys are back! Like us. We are the boys, we are back. We are the boys that are back.
The sweet potato implies the existence of a naughty potato that needs to go to bed
Trying the #JasonAldeanchallenge #JasonAldean
It’s weirdly hot out here and seems like it just gets hotter every year I wonder what that’s all about somebody should research this I’ll definitely listen to them
Getting a job then: “Come on in for an interview” Getting a job now: “We checked your fucking LinkedIn you little fucking piece of shit. You thought you could get a fucking job without a Facebook for jobs you fucking stupid little bitch? We’re gonna come to your house and ki-
Getting a weird amount of ads this father day for “Filing for Bankruptcy”. This Father’s Day, file for bankruptcy I guess
IDK man AI is just a little TOO good at making demonic shit
It’s the 2010s. You’re gay, you have aids, you’re homeless, and you’re new in town. And you have the misfortune of walking up to this man:
A reality show where republicans officials have to guess between a cis woman and a trans woman and if they lose they have to resign
I don’t understand steak and eggs. I get steak. I get eggs. But together? Let’s take it easy
We added a tip option cause we’re broke as hell. Y’all have fun now
Just another week of Tennessee making national news for being stupid af, what a time to be alive
The bots are officially using old lady names
“If the president can go to jail for crimes then we’re all going to jail” is a pretty hot stance from a political party
Corey Ryan Forrester .. @CoreyRForrester
211K Followers 6K Following One of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME according to Lewis Black and Cracked. AGENT: [email protected]. https://t.co/TJqk1uTLI2
D. Mason @dkpmason
2K Followers 1K Following Dirt Mage / Writer / Formerly felonious fungi forager / Appalachia til I die / @dirtmageCLTV
Adeem (the Artist) @AdeemTheArtist
13K Followers 498 Following Adeem Maria (they/them/theirs) is a seventh-generation Carolinian & a non-binary, blue-collar Artist.
Laura Peek @laurapeek_
10K Followers 940 Following standup, sweetheart, likes the outdoors💧🌿🍉🦀 • from Nashville, in LA • IG - @ laurapeekcomedy • mgmt - [email protected] & [email protected]
shaunak godkhindi @ShaunakIsCool
1K Followers 926 Following Standup comedian | I’ll Take It a comedy WebSeries linked below!
John *THE Paintmonkey.. @PaintmonkeyArt
348 Followers 760 Following Cowboy. Okay, cowboy ARTIST. Okay...artist. But I've drawn cowboys before. Creator of the #OnePanelVSS challenge.
Granny Beaver @billydbeaver
425 Followers 626 Following Former preschool teacher, former PAT Parent Educator, current stay at home Granny.
&y S&ford @AndySandford
4K Followers 2K Following ATLien. jokist 🎤CONAN, Late Late Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Not to name drop, but I have Crohn’s. Album/Special, Basket Case, out now. link below
e rolling on molly @Evanszanycomedy
992 Followers 545 Following stream my podcast “And That’s The Podcast” now! 5 stars with over 14 ratings
John-Michael Bond @BondJohnBond
4K Followers 2K Following Groucho Marx then Richard Marx then Karl Marx. Photos. Standup. Listen to my jokes: https://t.co/sveF3au4nf
Warren Alan Tidwell @warrentidwell
1K Followers 2K Following I’m mostly mastering the science of keeping ones composure while the limbic system’s lighting up. James 5: 1-5
🗝 Bump @_KeyBump
1K Followers 3K Following World's 1st Sweet Tea Sommelier -Founder of Switch Foot Ministries & Exhortation Services. casey five ale
shm (he/him) 💉🍫.. @shmody
1K Followers 5K Following Brown/Smart(-ass?) #AllAmerican 🇺🇲 #Xennial #Illini #Cubs⚾ #STEM #STEAM #ServantLeadership #KCCO #YangGang🧢⬆️ #UU+🕉️; RTs not endorsement; IL/FL/TX/CT/MD/AL
Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters
49K Followers 2K Following Comedian from the Tonight Show & the Late Show. Dozens of followers on TikTok.
screamin pete @ScreaminWheat
1K Followers 1K Following pants on fire existence, we are all on the bbq bus
Eusebia Pietig @PietiEuseb
47 Followers 5K Following
us_Scarlett_ @UScarlett6508
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Clare Gervin @clar_ger
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Joe Esch @joeesch412
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Sadie Sagraves @sa_sagrave
56 Followers 5K Following
P(100)ByroN(95)'s fun.. @hashtagsubtext
929 Followers 799 Following he/they | @criticalbitcast | @gayspacecast | @oddityroadshow | Pro-Brick | Anti-Car | Pro-Worker | Zero-Covid | #StopCopCity | Luddite | Humorist | NO BOZOS |
Jed @Tusea177809
91 Followers 2K Following
Mick harris @Harrmful18
11 Followers 136 Following Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most
Astrid @smisloez43359
343 Followers 5K Following See the world on the road, and get to know yourself on the way!
B-Rad from the BU @scubab10
69 Followers 5K Following
Amanda Parsons~Ramos @mariposaannalea
384 Followers 786 Following Living life, taking care of family.
Belay love @Belaylove29
11 Followers 81 Following
唐 纹 @rj_cj77454
150 Followers 480 Following 💼 I oversee financial health, allocate resources wisely, and develop and monitor budgets to ensure sound financial performance and sustainable growth for the c
Emily Khazan @EmilyKhazan
591 Followers 429 Following PhD Ecologist @ USFWS; insect enthusiast; conservationist; Director of Research&Conservation @ Caño Palma Bio Station; she/her
John D. Bowen @VoteJohnDBowen
87 Followers 387 Following just a comedian from Alabama who may or may not be neurodivergent. prolly.
Danielle @DCM_Upchurch
6 Followers 108 Following
Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
17K Followers 4K Following I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad.
Stephen Jones @stephenjones766
161 Followers 450 Following 26 I am a comedian just trying to find out his way in the world and when in doubt always remember the mid still selling
Drop Up Video @DropUpVideo
184 Followers 1K Following Comedy show with comedians commenting on music videos. Next show is 12/08 at Pine Box Rock Shop in Brooklyn, NY. Tix at link below.
BiscuitsButtered @BiscButtPod
135 Followers 5K Following Biscuits Buttered is a podcast about small town life in Alabama. Join Victoria as she processes and shares stories from her life and experiences.
justin thompson @thompsotweets
972 Followers 906 Following official twitter account of justin thompson
Will Bridges @WillBridges15
2K Followers 2K Following Midwesterner who thinks he’s funny, kind of selfish, a touch elitist, yet I still have occasional bouts of optimism. Not entirely woke but trying my best.
Jake Martin @BitBloggist
330 Followers 786 Following Host of BitCast - A Monthly Gaming Podcast | Prev: Co-host of Retrospect Podcast for @Retro_Dodo | Too many hobbies
chris crofton @thecroftonshow
5K Followers 841 Following ⚡️☕️☕️✍️ Author of⚡️”THE ADVICE KING ANTHOLOGY”⚡️IT IS OUT!!!!! on @vanderbiltUP✨Available NOW!!!!!!⚡️☕️☕️❤️
Chezzy @JeremyDerifield
258 Followers 733 Following Trucker This new Far Right Wing Twitter sucks ASS dude
ProfessorMaximillion @dimidyeus
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catherine the great @catherinethegay
191 Followers 211 Following sheryl crow stan account (she/her/hers) https://t.co/phFIkBzKuv
Scott @scottiegibbs
563 Followers 2K Following This place isn’t healthy for any of us but here we all are.
duckduckdingus @duckduckdingus
15 Followers 50 Following Just a dingus tryna live life, streaming, memeing, and everything in betweening
Carson Elmore is joki.. @standupcarmedy
570 Followers 2K Following (he/they) local 20-something strives for relevancy. telling jokes about being gay and trans in sweet home Alabama 🏳️⚧️ #BlackLivesMatter. 📸 Lindsey Morgan
Luke Stephens @NiceSpacePossum
73 Followers 199 Following Here I am again, perfect timing...(somehow screwed up my old account) Avoiding those past life aggressions, let's spread some love instead! 🤘☮️👽👾🛸🐐🐒🐍🦎♥️
Grant Walters @GrntWalters
188 Followers 770 Following
Silver Spook @SilverSpookGuy
30K Followers 23K Following Creator of Neofeud https://t.co/onPxuHXcGR Native Hawaiian, social worker, teacher. Kia'i. Cyberpunk. AKA Chris Miller. Non-Binary / Mahu. Married to @thetechfaerie
Silver Spook Games @SilvrSpookGames
31K Followers 31K Following Creator of Neofeud, a dystopic cyberpunk adventure game. https://t.co/knvf40BDrh Also a Native Hawaiian, social worker, and STEM robotics teacher. https://t.co/XQ7ax7B20r
Mat Alano-Martin @matalanomartin
2K Followers 1K Following Comedian, Musician, Blogger, Podcaster, Etc... check the linktree for all the things. Top 0.02% of OnlyMAMs.
Tim Roberts @TimRoberts502
10 Followers 130 Following Running for TN House District 26 Stay at home dad Together We Can Make A Difference
Corey Ryan Forrester .. @CoreyRForrester
211K Followers 6K Following One of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME according to Lewis Black and Cracked. AGENT: [email protected]. https://t.co/TJqk1uTLI2
Brent Terhune Bloomin.. @BrentTerhune
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Trae Crowder @traecrowder
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blaire erskine @blaireerskine
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D. Mason @dkpmason
2K Followers 1K Following Dirt Mage / Writer / Formerly felonious fungi forager / Appalachia til I die / @dirtmageCLTV
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
437K Followers 6K Following I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious
Adeem (the Artist) @AdeemTheArtist
13K Followers 498 Following Adeem Maria (they/them/theirs) is a seventh-generation Carolinian & a non-binary, blue-collar Artist.
Andi Maria @Andiwithaneye
4K Followers 2K Following Just your average Appalachian Space Cowgirl 💫 Storyteller @pusherthemovie Songstress https://t.co/Q2j5Zl1Vzs
Laura Peek @laurapeek_
10K Followers 940 Following standup, sweetheart, likes the outdoors💧🌿🍉🦀 • from Nashville, in LA • IG - @ laurapeekcomedy • mgmt - [email protected] & [email protected]
Dusty Slay @dustyslay
17K Followers 735 Following New full one hour special “Workin’ Man” streaming now on Netflix. Click the link below for tickets:
Margo Price @MissMargoPrice
98K Followers 3K Following Strays, and Strays II, both produced by Jonathan Wilson, are out now ❤️🔥 https://t.co/Eqq9vWgev7
shaunak godkhindi @ShaunakIsCool
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Tyler Mahan Coe (chao.. @TylerMahanCoe
28K Followers 725 Following Official Twitter account of the living fucking legend who makes both Cocaine & Rhinestones + Your Favorite Band Sucks (@yfbspod w/ @musiccitymark)
&y S&ford @AndySandford
4K Followers 2K Following ATLien. jokist 🎤CONAN, Late Late Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Not to name drop, but I have Crohn’s. Album/Special, Basket Case, out now. link below
e rolling on molly @Evanszanycomedy
992 Followers 545 Following stream my podcast “And That’s The Podcast” now! 5 stars with over 14 ratings
Gregorio La Magra �.. @GregorioLaMagra
3 Followers 0 Following Blanc: I'm gonna eat that blacked salmon! Noir: Gregory is are our friend not food.. Blanc: Well can I at least lick it so I know why my DJ is pink??
Robin Tran 🏳️.. @robintran04
33K Followers 4K Following I’m on episode 5 of That’s My Time with David Letterman on Netflix! That’s my entire bio 😯
Daryl Carol Carl and .. @RealRockatansky
26K Followers 958 Following dragon lover, giant hunter, son
Travis View @travis_view
97K Followers 3K Following Father. Husband. Tap water goblin. @QAApod host. QAnon, conspiracy theories, disinfo, and other signs of the dystopia. ✉️ travis @ https://t.co/0OZaoxQ1gT
Italien Feeld @julianfeeld
36K Followers 671 Following Host & producer of the @QAApod, MANCLAN & PERVERTS podcasts / https://t.co/cgD9nMmEoZ / https://t.co/sSoGHhxS2A / dj mixes: https://t.co/GDUnun0Zjf
QAA Podcast @QAApod
109K Followers 857 Following The podcast formerly known as QAnon Anonymous. Hosts @JulianFeeld @Travis_View @RealRockatansky @Liv_Agar @AnnieKNK @loveandsaucers
Stephen Jones @stephenjones766
161 Followers 450 Following 26 I am a comedian just trying to find out his way in the world and when in doubt always remember the mid still selling
Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle
100K Followers 445 Following World’s greatest author. Romance: Self-published. Horror: @TorNightfire Agent: @Dongwon BURY YOUR GAYS, out 7/9/24 https://t.co/5xqp7rk7vN
Faux @Fox_Sch
76 Followers 1K Following 21-He/him-I fear i will only rest when the choice is no longer mine
Drop Up Video @DropUpVideo
184 Followers 1K Following Comedy show with comedians commenting on music videos. Next show is 12/08 at Pine Box Rock Shop in Brooklyn, NY. Tix at link below.
croc strap @Cody_Cannon
1K Followers 1K Following Father, comedian, cook, wild man he/him Cohost of @comicsnchronic podcast https://t.co/Bx8fh5ptAa
justin thompson @thompsotweets
972 Followers 906 Following official twitter account of justin thompson
Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel
1.2M Followers 2K Following ✨an elite employee✨🗓️ Booking : @pegmgmt 🛍️ @trixiecosmetics
Noah Berlatsky @nberlat
22K Followers 5K Following he/him. Bylines: Public Notice, https://t.co/lrtoxU3Xgv, Prism, Atlantic, WaPo. Member CIC. Poetry collection Not Akhmatova: https://t.co/BzkAMBWmah
Jake Martin @BitBloggist
330 Followers 786 Following Host of BitCast - A Monthly Gaming Podcast | Prev: Co-host of Retrospect Podcast for @Retro_Dodo | Too many hobbies
Alex Zee Comedy @alexzeecomedy
204 Followers 432 Following 🥡#AAPI/🌮#Latinx #comedian who performs stand-up #comedy and brings dishonor to his whole family. ⚡[email protected]
The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june
63K Followers 3K Following The Sopranos™ memes. Cemetery Dogs. I'm boss, you forget. Make my nephew an egg.
chris crofton @thecroftonshow
5K Followers 841 Following ⚡️☕️☕️✍️ Author of⚡️”THE ADVICE KING ANTHOLOGY”⚡️IT IS OUT!!!!! on @vanderbiltUP✨Available NOW!!!!!!⚡️☕️☕️❤️
hinatabokkosu😸 @hinatabokkosu
7K Followers 2K Following ヒナタボッコス Yo! I’m a cat lover graphic designer& illustrator in Japan😸 😼かきあげ団のデザ員
duckduckdingus @duckduckdingus
15 Followers 50 Following Just a dingus tryna live life, streaming, memeing, and everything in betweening
Carson Elmore is joki.. @standupcarmedy
570 Followers 2K Following (he/they) local 20-something strives for relevancy. telling jokes about being gay and trans in sweet home Alabama 🏳️⚧️ #BlackLivesMatter. 📸 Lindsey Morgan
A LIST OF WET CELEBRI.. @MrZachPeterson
3K Followers 1K Following The Red Skeleton of our time. moving at the speed of business
🟧 🍄Elon Tiny D�.. @ComradCovfefe45
1K Followers 2K Following Sometimes I’m witty, occasionally funny, regularly an a$$hole. TY 4 Ur follow or RT. Consider muting my retweets, I retweet a lot. F≠F back always.
Kevin Stover @kstover
1K Followers 1K Following Co-founder @ninjaforms, @SaturdayDriveHQ. Former Teenage Dirtbag. #BLM. Woodworker. Washed up PhD student in Roman history. D&D et al. Go #vols. YNWA. He/Him.
Mouse Pounder is seri.. @mousepounder
514 Followers 229 Following ⚠NSFW Smiley face thumbs up, at Tanagra 😁 F*ck NFTs, all my homies hate NFTs He/Him 37 Fix Your Hearts or Die The boot on your neck cannot be reasoned with KTP
SHAQ @SHAQ
15.8M Followers 878 Following VERY QUOTATIOUS, I PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF SHAQNESS @djdiesel
Shaqtin' a Fool @shaqtin
329K Followers 56 Following The official Twitter account of Shaqtin' A Fool. Celebrating the best (and worst) of the NBA -- hosted each week by Shaquille O'Neal on @NBAonTNT.
Tim Heidecker™ Offi.. @timheidecker
536K Followers 505 Following The ONLY official Tim Heidecker account (held in receivership by #ViralPhil Braun.) #TimHeidecker new season of On Cinema starts NOW
dp @dpalm66
3K Followers 840 Following Editor at MTR Network (nerdiness and sports) Professional podcaster. Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff Nunquam obliti nunquam victi dpalm66.bsky He/Him
Silver Spook Games @SilvrSpookGames
31K Followers 31K Following Creator of Neofeud, a dystopic cyberpunk adventure game. https://t.co/knvf40BDrh Also a Native Hawaiian, social worker, and STEM robotics teacher. https://t.co/XQ7ax7B20r
Silver Spook @SilverSpookGuy
30K Followers 23K Following Creator of Neofeud https://t.co/onPxuHXcGR Native Hawaiian, social worker, teacher. Kia'i. Cyberpunk. AKA Chris Miller. Non-Binary / Mahu. Married to @thetechfaerie
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley
26K Followers 997 Following standup/staff writer @midnight. formerly CONAN, @theonion.
Weston Wamp @westonwamp
6K Followers 2K Following Hamilton County Mayor. Chief Executive of Tennessee's 4th largest county. Founder, @millennialdebt. Hubs to Shelby, dad of five.
Mat Alano-Martin @matalanomartin
2K Followers 1K Following Comedian, Musician, Blogger, Podcaster, Etc... check the linktree for all the things. Top 0.02% of OnlyMAMs.
🍑 Lace Larrabee �.. @lacelarrabee
2K Followers 1K Following Comic | former blue check | Co-host of @cheatiespodcast |SEASON 17 SEMI FINALIST ON @agt | Debut Album “White Trash Cinderella” NOW AVAILABLE
Lisa Holliday 🌻 @GooseNibble
360 Followers 2K Following Standup Comedian. Fur mama. Good Cook. Psychonaut in training. Kenpo Jiu Jitsu Nerd.
donald @donaldglover
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David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111
1.2M Followers 3K Following President- Leaders We Deserve. A March For Our Lives founder and board member. Text JOIN to 954-954. [email protected]
saddrawingsbyjace @JaceAvery
9K Followers 1K Following I’m 19 years old and I draw shit. Listen to my podcast @lemonpartyshow. I am woke and racist.
In a few weeks when people finally take a break from binge listening to Beyoncé, they’re going to love my little song.
@dbongino Amount of people who know Stephen King will be much, much higher compared to the amount of people who know Dan Bongino 😂😂😂
if you wait til Sunday to get scared you are a BEGINNER 💯
anxiety: you’re ruining your future depression: just don’t even bother guy you thought quit standup 7 years ago: hey guys I’m doing the laughing skull open mic on April 3rd come out!
Getting neuralink for me n my girl so I can send images of gangsta big bird right to her brain while we both at work
It's pretty progressive that people think #TaylorSwift is the Anti Christ. When I was growing up, only men could be the Anti Christ.
A lot of people are asking which is worse at the job Christmas or Valentine’s Day.. the answer is Christmas of course while the sheer quantity of orders on V day is harder the problem is that Christmas is two entire months long. Hope this helps. No one asked me this
I wanted to make a spinoff of Love On The Spectrum called Hate On The Spectrum but then I remembered Ben Shapiro already has a show
Left a party at 1030 last night just like my father and his father before him (I come from a long line of overwhelmed men)
I’m definitely in my thirties bro. I’m watching a movie (alone) right now and the bad guy just kidnapped someone and I said “uh oh!” Outloud. Like my stupid fucking dead dad or something. Jesus Christ
To give you an idea of just how good of a dude Kenny is, he texted me a whole ass paragraph to apologize for a comment that no one heard. Everyone has a story like this about Kenny. He just made sure people knew he cared about them.
He also texted me this
I don’t really know what to say other than I love this guy and so does everyone else. Such a horrific loss. I’ve got some stories that I’ll share with people in private so as not sully the man’s name (or hairline), but do yourself a favor and laugh at this joke.
Stand-Up Comedy: Kenny DeForest Generalized Anxiety Disorder 😳 😆🤣
The best way I can honor Kenny is to post this video of him absolutely torching me. One of my favorite people on earth. Every time I saw him he hit me with a big booming MY MAN. An incredible comedian, guy , & NBA 2k teammate, & an even better friend. Love you forever man.
I cannot believe Tom Brady got this before I did
You can’t spell ‘laugh’ without ‘LA’ and ‘ugh’. #NetflixIsAJokeFest returns May 2-12. Tickets on sale Friday, December 15 at 10am at netflixisajokefest.com
So Diddy kidnapped and assaulted Cassie, blew up Kid Cudi’s car, and may have murdered his ex wife and 2pac. I guess that’s why he called it BAD BOY records folks
man two people walked out of our Godzilla theater 10 min in and the obvious explanation would be that they didn’t know it was gonna be in Japanese but I choose to believe they thought godzilla was gonna be bigger (hes little in the beginning) and left before he could grow big
Good to be on the road. Almost to Little Rock. Gonna finish the drive from there on the morrow. sad to leave home right now but I think there’s some good times to be found together so I thank ye for coming out. c u soon, xo
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