Craig caldwell @craigcomedian
Liverpool fan, stand up comedian, now living in the UK after leaving South Africa. World indoor hang gliding champion Joined January 2012-
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Hey @CyrilRamaphosa @MYANC I would hate tou to come out with the I'm shocked statements but here is what your stooges are doing to the Vaal River system facebook.com/share/v/g4y2qQ…
Happy independence day, or valentine's day......whatever stage you are at in your life.
My fellow South Africans, I am shocked youtu.be/hu8COV9gGsE?si…
I honestly can't remember the Anc calling out Mugabe for his atrocities and can't remember them taking any action. Please enlighten me. #Hague #SouthAfrica
I'll save you the research....not one house been built.....@MbalulaFikile @CyrilRamaphosa @MYANC @Our_DA briefly.co.za/politics/15283…
Can honestly say pick n pay has opened my eyes to never take your eye off the ball, wtf....checkers is spanking you and it looks as though you are on a rudderless ship.....I cannot believe the decline
I have to be honest, I'm at my holiday home and subscribing to dstv......My God the absolute drivel they put out isn't worth R100 per month....surely this business is unsustainable
You see some strange things when you go to Carnival City
On September 23, 1988, Ernest and Anneke Robinson welcomed the birth of their son, Matthew Stanford Robinson. Matthew was born with severe disabilities. Due to a lack of oxygen, he was blind and paralyzed from the neck down. Doctors said Matthew would only live for a…
Klopp doing what he is best at....when I was involved with CHOC I got to see first hand the good in people.
One out of five for food and zero out of ten or performance.....Man utd for you.......#manutd
If it's not the recent performances at Man U making you sick, then it's definitely the undercooked chicken #OneStarRating #ManUtd
Please stop embarrassing Juju
You really are scraping under the barrel if you actually announce this guy has joined your party. Simple truth is he would join the DA or any other party if they offered him a paying role
What a plank of the week#DarrenGrimes
Only thing she be fighting is the button on her jeans......🤣🤣🤣
Desiree_Laverne @Desiree_Laverne
13K Followers 8K Following 🚫 Please, NO DMs 🚫 #Rangers.. #Activist ✊🏼 Environmentalist.. ☆ Once is enough ☆ Your Time - the most precious gift you can give anyone ♡ Brute♡ ❤️ 🦏 ❤️
Ann @annwats78
2K Followers 1K Following Some days I have to channel my inner Jessica Jones • You had me at Red Wine • Outlander owns a piece of my heart • Rugby is my life • Kind of a bookworm too •
Ginnie @crimemind3
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Ladybird @lieselRP
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JG (Johan) van Zyl �.. @JGvanZyl_ZA
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Gail @gail13sa
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sharon_cathryn @sharon_cathryn
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རᎵศསསศຮ.. @JohannJoubertp
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Gilly @be1_gilly
26K Followers 7K Following Advocate, single mommy.Liverpool FC. ♥️ PLEASE NO DM’s! 😎 Humour, law, tats, motherhood and gardening 💚 Love South Africa 💚 Senate of ActionSA 💚🍀🍏
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Max @MaxAluminium
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NoJokesComedy On DEMA.. @NoJokesComedy
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Comics' Choice Comedy.. @Comics_Choice
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Vee @GroomVuyo
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leee @CliveDiko
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Desiree_Laverne @Desiree_Laverne
13K Followers 8K Following 🚫 Please, NO DMs 🚫 #Rangers.. #Activist ✊🏼 Environmentalist.. ☆ Once is enough ☆ Your Time - the most precious gift you can give anyone ♡ Brute♡ ❤️ 🦏 ❤️
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Pablo Memescobar 🐈 @LadySayFuckALot
7K Followers 3K Following Not sure where the crap about me being difficult comes from, I'm a constant fucking delight. Your neighborhood memes dealer …. (Same handle on Bluesky)
Ann @annwats78
2K Followers 1K Following Some days I have to channel my inner Jessica Jones • You had me at Red Wine • Outlander owns a piece of my heart • Rugby is my life • Kind of a bookworm too •
Ginnie @crimemind3
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JG (Johan) van Zyl �.. @JGvanZyl_ZA
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རᎵศསསศຮ.. @JohannJoubertp
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Ash @virtualash
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@MbalulaFikile As good as this is, why they aren’t this quick when Joe Public is murdered? All 75 of them every day!
@WestcottNic Not to mention the biker was on the WRONG side of the road !
Ag man. My heart. 🌸
A surprise from the friends and teacher of a child who has never celebrated a birthday before.
@TalkTV Right. Scot Govt has v little support for this bill amongst the electorate. It’s a badly drafted bill riddled with dangerous loopholes.
During the construction of an irrigation canal, an upstream contractor reported that a dog had been swept away. A brave unnamed construction worker who rides and successfully rescues👏👏👏
Another pillock on sky this time going on about will the prime minister resign we are in one of the most dangerous times for the last 80 years in Europe we have the best leader of any European country can we just give him a break you really want somebody like Starmer In charge?
Welcome to my comedy career
Lol I love Amy Schumer so much coz she constantly reassures me that being extremely unlikable doesn’t stop your career growth at all
@craigcomedian Fat Sam and Sammy Lee, yep, that’ll work 😂😂
@craigcomedian Thanks Craig, it’s been a tough 2 weeks but we will treasure all the memories.
@AndrewU97191577 @LivEchoLFC Like arsenal you mean ?? Money doesn’t bring success, look at Thiago and Keita best part of 100 mill and can’t get in team, Klopp not moaning he said he is more than happy with our squad so therefore we all should be
@nkwele_ @niehaus_carl he will soon bury her for insurance money
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Planned electricity supply interruption: NW7 Substation, Vanderbijlpark
Die rede hoekom ek so min aktief is op Twitter vir die laaste paar maande is omdat ek sien dat oor die algemeen hier is 'n groot klomp rusiestokers en bakleiers. Op my Facebook blad (wat deur 150k mense gevolg word) sien ek bitter min sulke rusiestokery. Wat gaan aan hier?🤔🤔
Verskroei lê die aarde vanaand en ek hoor hoe stemme op die radio roep en huil. Ek gee ń gratis konsert aan @afriforum en @Saai_org sodat daar so spoedig as moontlik finansies is om die Boere van Hertzogville en ander areas wat deur brandstigting geafekteer is te help.
Ek kry nou verskeie boodskappe van Boere op Senekal wat se hulle wil net noem dat hulle glad nie saamstem met "Gert" nie. Gert is die ou wat gepleit het dat ons vir Bheki Cele 30 dae kans gee, en ophou protes teen plaasmoorde. Lyk my Gert is nou die mees gehate ou in Senekal...
When you have that Sunday feeling and really don’t want to go for your walk...just take your best friend and hide at the bottom of the garden😎🇿🇦😷 instagram.com/p/CGMkrovpkja/…
@Maduvha123 @Julius_S_Malema @CyrilRamaphosa So says, a man who marched with DA and Pravin and whites to remove a black president
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