Cromulescence @cromulescence
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And, from this day forward, the Cybertruck shall forevermore be known as the "Incel Camino"
And, from this day forward, the Cybertruck shall forevermore be known as the "Incel Camino"
Mahomes hypnotized a man on national television.
Patrick Mahomes has been the starting quarterback for the Chiefs since 2018. He has never not played in the AFC championship game. Unbelievable.
Pls put the Imperial March to this @ClayWendler
Pls put the Imperial March to this @ClayWendler
Picturing him angrily typing this with one finger and crying real tears
Picturing him angrily typing this with one finger and crying real tears
Wonder if they game would have been different if Ja'Marr Chase had played.
Good day 🙏
@jbbrisco Well after all it has been an emphasis this year as we first learned six days ago.
@jbbrisco Is it too early to … Stick … a fork in the Chargers?
Chargers Chrgrs Chgs Chs Cs C Champions of the offseason 💪
Journalists are not doing their job if refuse to ask questions that make you uncomfortable. Put your 11 million dollar a year pants on and man up
Some fresh thoughts for today. Imagine if the worst performance of your life was on display for millions of people and then you were destroyed on social media afterwards. Imagine being a young kid having to deal with all of the backlash when he already feels horrible. 1/3
Mecole Hardman played a pivotal role, even if it was a niche one, in a pair of Super Bowl seasons and some deep playoff runs. Hope he crushes it and gets the bag.
Brandin Cooks Adam Thielen Garth Brooks Kevin Nealon I'll throw tuddies to Skyy and Michael Moore Chiefs by 100 See you at Burrowhead
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And, from this day forward, the Cybertruck shall forevermore be known as the "Incel Camino"
Just heard a Cybertruck called an “Incel Camino” 😂
@jbbrisco You’re only disappointed because the main compensation can’t be used immediately. However, you’re wrong. The biggest compensation is the cap space and cash he’ll clear up
this is actually perfect because both are statues
Super Bowl LVIII: The #Chiefs Kingdom Strikes Back To Back!
@Rothmus if only there was a symbol for equals to avoid confusion
@MichaelDewey99 Of course not, but I’d think less of Pat because liking Trump is a character flaw
@MichaelDewey99 I will never understand why people like Trump. He has no redeeming qualities as a person or as a politician
Love those that support us! 💛❤️Laughing at those that doubted us 😂
@NFL @buttkicker7 @FieldYates I’m honored to be his backup 🥺
Dynasty. The Kansas City Chiefs are a dynasty.
This receipts week is gonna be an all-timer
Appreciated the officials keeping themselves out of this game. Always a better watch
HOLY SHIT JESUS CHRIST THEY DID THE DAMN THING CHIIIEFFFSSSSS