Chewie Vetinari @cs192
God's final message to his creation can be found on the far side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, Sevorbeupstry. Sto Lat Joined March 2009-
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Surely TMO should be telling the ref that went backwards off the tackled player, especially since there's a break in play anyway? I mean, there was a forward pass at the start of the previous phase, so it's not a try anyway, but the knock on decision was wrong
Why are the sofa shagger, and the Tory so unpopular with his own party he left his commons seat to stand in a mayoral election as an independent, being RTd without prejudice into my timeline? Can they just both fuck off instead?
I mean, he joined the Tory party, and stood for nomination as a parliamentary candidate, the clues are there that he's never had excellent judgement. He just wasn't as much of a twat as his leadership when he abandoned ship.
@RopesToInfinity Disappointed that isn't just a term for McKenzie, not gonna lie. Also, pretty sure Prince "I've not shaved this morning, so I'm getting the daily mail to call it a summer beard" can defend himself pretty well. For instance by setting a disgraced former Murdoch editor on twitter
Surely they'd not do that? Surely the privatised postal service is only interested in providing a quality service?
Always assumed 2nd class post was just added to the bags to make sure there was a full round, if they actively stop doing that then within about 1 month they'll be arguing for fewer posties, and with 6 they'll be looking to scrap 1st class deliveries to non business areas.
In the absence of any reasonable press legislation, it'd be nice if the state broadcaster called out the Murdoch group, rather than pretending their drivel is actually news.
The question isn't why aan chose not to share every part of his private life with the world, that's perfectly reasonable, the question is why the scum continue to hound people on the periphery of the public eye, and then blackmail them into giving a "tell all" interview.
'When you are living and hiding your sexuality because of fear…it’s a very, very dark and difficult place' Nigel Owens say he understands why ex-Premier League referee David Coote hid his sexuality over fears of being abused bbc.in/4aDLeI3
Should we offer Eurosport subscribers a sweetener when we ditch the brand? Nah, let's charge them 5* what they're currently paying a month. Given we've stripped about 50% of the content over the last 2 years, they're sure to pay it. cyclingweekly.com/news/eurosport…
Warner Brothers furthering the belief that they shouldn't have been allowed anywhere near eurosport. or Europe
Didn't realise the Neptune had closed again Hopefully someone can take it over, and get rid of the stupid name they gave it in 2011
@wariotifo Amazing to have the brass neck to publish this in the week they nearly got their arses handed to them in court, and are actively fighting the courts passing discovery materials to the Met. Almost as if they know there'll be no fallout if it happens.
Only way tonight's result in Caerdydd would be sweeter would be if they left the Conti Cup decals on the ice as a flex.
And to think that ITV presenter thought he'd lose all credibility if he asked Milliband what his favourite dinosaur was.
Questions like this are only revealing when a politician can’t answer them, and Rachel Reeves might be the worst I’ve ever seen at answering them.
Twitter can still put together an awkward pairing. Despite everything else.
@PatrickSmyth Absolutely spiteful wording of the amendment to avoid that very scenario.
@dandouglas At least we're only a few rat generations away from the much needed mayfly update
im not afraid to say it: baron harkonnen is a bad dude. he's a pedophile, he's a tyrant, he's— *the baron waves a large sack of money at me* ...erm. my apologies everyone. i did an npc. i did a groupthink. i did a no growth. i am trying to do better
@Jolly_Jack He bought it fair and square, it is now most definitely his hair. Until it gains sentience and files a suit to be emancipated
This is as bad as increasing the number of subs on bench/allowed to be brought on because Mourinho didn't like having to select a limited team each week. [Citation needed] If your player commits a foul so bad to get a red, your team deserve the deficit. Simples.
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