DBag Assistant @dbagassistant
Top Hollywood Assistant. Talks to celebrities almost every day. LA Baby Joined September 2014-
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My Therapist says I lie too much... Which is BULLSHIT, because I don't even have a Therapist
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Netflix is releasing a documentary on Rednecks... Don't know if it's good... I've only seen the trailer
People who tolerate me on a daily basis... They're the real hero's !
I have this re-occurring dream where my boss gets run over by a bus... Does that make me a bad person ? Oh... and I'm driving the bus.
After yesterday, @CameronNewton and I each have the EXACT SAME NUMBER of SuperBowl Rings (& coincidentally the same number of SB touchdowns)
No matter how much mascara I put on my dick I can't seem to make it thicker, fuller or longer lasting.
IDK... That WAS a pretty bomby lookin' clock... Y'know, I'm jus' sayin'
Tom Coughlin, Passes ALWAYS work out better than Runs... Trust me ! - Your friend Pete Carroll
"It appears" that @untappd is a fucked-up piece of shit website that you can't get access even though you are of legal age and enjoy beer
Hey @jerseymikes Would you put this tomato on YOUR sub ? ... Then why'd you put it on MINE ?? #QualityControl?
I didn't have to show ID to BUY this toy... Why ID to return ? DO NOT SHOP AT @ToysRUs !! Rude af !!
The King is Dead... Long Live The King mynewsla.com/orange-county/…
At Airport Security yell SHOTGUN U get to be copilot. U get a hat & a juicebox I even got to say Hi to my mom on the intercom try it its fun
@BeCoco77 Yeah... But NOT IN A YUGO !! Ugggg BASIC !!
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There is now a guide for black men on how to survive encounters with the cops bit.ly/1VBPhZv
I guess The Subway Diet works... I just read that Jared lost so much weight he can get into children's clothes now.
Philippa @9u9CU1myAHKg0Wr
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Martin Hovden @MartinHovden3
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Pat Leland @PatLeland
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Joe D'Ovidio @JoeDerVideo
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Cody Max @CodyMax14
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Chris Aitkens @mr_chrisaitkens
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ClimateCase @ClimateCase
806 Followers 2K Following Official Twitter page of the world's first and only insulating cell phone case. Protecting cell phones from extreme weather conditions. Instagram @climatecase
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Your MD Realtors @YourMDRealtors
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Brett Thomas @BOOMBOOMBJT
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Goldstar Events @goldstar
10K Followers 5K Following At Goldstar ⭐️ we’re all about helping you... 🔎 Find something fun to do 🎟 Get tickets at the right price 👍🏻 Always be in the know
Angela Roberts @glycmochiper1
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gabriela @gabi_live2003
132 Followers 431 Following
Tinder Ever After @Single_in_Chi
44 Followers 357 Following Sometimes moving to the big city for a guy can end in happily ever after. In my case... it ended in Tinder.
Olaoye Olakunle @OlaoyeOlakunle4
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oluwaniyi @oluwaniyi6
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Rizz Reed @rizzreed
140K Followers 142K Following Nominated Entrepreneur of The Year 🏆 • Errol Reed • CEO of Reed Management Global LLC • Pop Culture Celebrity • Fmr Presidential Candidate Advisor 🇺🇸
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Alfred O. Cloutier @Alfred_Cloutier
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Sarah Nathan @Loquaxalicious
594 Followers 1K Following Start-up marketer, sometime writer, Kiwi/American
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11 Followers 119 Following
☀️ 👑Princess L... @cherub_bimbo
987 Followers 2K Following "♡". hi nice to see you again 😄 (yes I'm a real princess)
RalphARiffic @RalphARiffic
28 Followers 1K Following
Jon Cornwell @cornwelljb
653 Followers 1K Following CEO of Newsflare - like building things, working with teams, walking in mountains, watching rugby, talking etymology, kayaking and kit (love new kit)
Stef @StephyAndreea
11 Followers 118 Following
Eric Goldrich @theCoolCumber
628 Followers 1K Following Producer | Writer | Sandwich Eater | eg.eats.everything
Migliozziiii @GriceldaMiglioz
2K Followers 1K Following ask me do i give a fuck tho. ✌ #followback #OFWGKTA #ProEra #Jets
paulo chase @paulo_sbarreto
182 Followers 2K Following not judge me by my appearance, I can not be what you need most surely I am more than you deserves Estudante de engenharia cívil
Soni Dhiman @sonikadhiman31
7 Followers 95 Following
Richard Spencer 🇺�... @RichardBSpencer
106K Followers 2K Following Co-author, with Mark Brahmin, of REM, vol. I: The Birth of Tragedy, forthcoming.
President Trump 45 Ar... @POTUS45
31.1M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
109.4M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
David A. Clarke, Jr. @SheriffClarke
889K Followers 287 Following Retired Sheriff of Milwaukee County, President of Rise Up Wisconsin INC, Board of Directors at the Crime Research Center, Author of the book “Cop Under Fire”
VALI SOCIAL CLUB @VSCCULTLEADER
61K Followers 736 Following VALI S.C (pronounced Valley) is Los Angeles' Kenneth Elkin. Elkin, formerly of Sextile, delivers hazy vapors of futuristic, Golden State-inspired ethereal smoke
Aubrey Gordon isn’t... @yrfatfriend
110K Followers 536 Following Cohost of @MaintenancePod. Author of 2 books, working on a third. I’m in @yrfatfriendfilm. Find me on instagram & bsky, I’m not here anymore!
Ashley Manta (like Sa... @TheCannasexual
15K Followers 598 Following Award-winning sex & relationship coach, published author, certified Bodysex® leader, creator of CannaSexual® and the Cosmic Pussy Sisterhood.
James Fridman @fjamie013
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Lindsay @eltucks
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Crazy Stalker Mom @texasstalkermom
66K Followers 2K Following My kids think I'm crazy and I like it that way... I stalk, I creep and I am always watching. https://t.co/Z30S2Nv4V1
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63 Followers 902 Following
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21K Followers 2K Following When it all comes down to it...Im funnier than u. If u dont like me, kick rocks. Casey Lee owns me.
Roaring_Womyn @Roaring_Womyn
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Constance Zimmer @ConstanceZimmer
65K Followers 343 Following I act, I direct, I try my best…I promise you don’t know me from your yoga class…
Scott Greer 6’2” ... @ScottMGreer
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🇺🇸🍩 JULIE DO... @JulieSnark
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FAKE TWEETS @FaaakeTweets
3K Followers 1 Following ALL THE FAKE SHIT MADE UP BY IDIOTS FOR INTERNET DICKS
Killmongers Kouzin @Kayenne1911
99 Followers 1K Following guess I will chill here until Myspace and Blackplanet come back. She said, If he got ΚΑΨ in his bio imma spoil him... so come spoil me.👌🏽♦️
Lisabug @Lisabug74
19K Followers 8K Following Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.
Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA
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604 Followers 386 Following escort, writer, hairy eyebrower. http://t.co/[email protected]
Erin Anderson @erintotheando
188 Followers 531 Following Slapdashery world tour. Actressing. Resident of the McKittrick Hotel. #sleepnomorenyc
Neil Walker @NeilWocka
119 Followers 217 Following I have yet to see a ceiling..... QC Thalassophile
Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5
253K Followers 2K Following Comedian, writer, Texan🤘🏼, actor, producer, live posts movies, Dewey🐶, Bookings: MRH Entertainment (323) 472-4628
melanie @mel09087
2K Followers 3K Following
Cher @cher
3.7M Followers 175 Following Stand & B Counted or Sit & B Nothing. Don't Litter,Chew Gum,Walk Past Homeless PPL w/out Smile.DOESNT MATTER in 5 yrs IT DOESNT MATTER THERE'S ONLY LOVE&FEAR
oluwaniyi @oluwaniyi6
7 Followers 114 Following
George Campbell @soupgrowscold
878 Followers 766 Following Resident. Curmudgeon. I've been told I'm in a book. Freaking wonderful. Figment of this guy's imagination: @bpbroome Here for the funny. Partidos de Hashtag.
Todd Spence @Todd_Spence
65K Followers 10K Following Film fan fella. Movie illustrator: https://t.co/sxbr5eveR0 Screenwriter
Beshine @iambeshine
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Steve @SteveStMarie
221 Followers 839 Following
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Alan Bassini @abassini120
71 Followers 283 Following
Tom Hanks @tomhanks
14.6M Followers 19 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
Veena Narasimhan @lionmanveena
219 Followers 2K Following I dream of saving the world. I seem to have an idea for just about everything. Luv animals, art, architecture...any more A words?
Tim Lewis @timlewis384
146 Followers 2K Following MarComm pro. Restaurant owner. Civil War reenactor.
Freddy Cavin @FreddyRock13
120 Followers 656 Following Proud Father and Husband. Ad sales leader at Prodege. Avid Surfer and Skier. Life long soccer (proper football) player. From Philly area and lives in N.NJ.
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718 Followers 303 Following
nick @nsnyder88
312 Followers 821 Following
The Onion @TheOnion
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