Max Wright @dmaxwright
Biochemist by training. Logistician by profession. Musician by choice (failed) Retired thank God favstar.fm/me UK Joined April 2011-
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I am looking at the farmers staging their cold protest in Whitehall. People like those I have grown up alongside, the family farmers, the grafters, the salt of the earth. At the mercy of Steve Reed ex Lambeth Council. I despair at all the imported foods, I’m for our farmers.
Very pleased and honoured to be part of the coverage. There’s more here on the WTF podcast. pod.link/1573424189 Very important that you keep up with the latest news
Greg Wallace?
I don't know why Nora Batty is trending, but any excuse to post a picture of our Yorkshire Goddess. #Yorkshire
Tomorrow morning, why don't you come along and have a sing @albanytheatre @Coventry2021
As a free-speech devotee, I think Laurence Fox should definitely keep broadcasting, but restrict his comments solely to whether or not he'd shag people in the news. All people. Suella Braverman, King Charles, passers-by stopped in the street and asked their opinions about ULEZ...
She was sick of how long it took him to put his shoes on whenever they went out.
She was sick of how long it took him to put his shoes on whenever they went out.
I think that, in general, it's not a good idea to allow people with no sense of humour to determine what may be enjoyed by people with a sense of humour
One thing people with ADHD should never burden ourselves with is trying to convince idiots on twitter that it's a real condition. We know what we have. Let's support each other. Drugs are not the only way to live with it. Bloody unhelpful journalism this week.
The allegations against Labour MP Nick Brown & I repeat allegations are that he paid for rent boys.
Happy 80th birthday Eric Idle.
#WeirdPrideDay #WeirdPride #WeirdPrideDay2023 #Neurodiversity

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