Don Draper @dondraperrocks
I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent (Not actual Don Draper) New York Joined September 2014-
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It's weird to say this during summer, but winter is here.
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My husband calls me a control freak. BECAUSE I MAKE HIM CALL ME A CONTROL FREAK.
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If someone on Twitter with thousands of followers does not reply to you, take it very, very personally.
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Fuck me like a Car Dealership.
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Good morning and no one gives a fuck about your avocado toast.
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My account isn't here to inspire anyone. Go for a walk and talk to an old lady or something.
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You do realise, that you can actually keep your opinion to yourself.
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Basically the GOP has become nothing but internet trolls.
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I think the purpose of life is to make enough money so you can watch Netflix all day
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Happy birthday to a now decadent country. Get your country back Americans, you're losing it.
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Wanna feel old? Madonna is 178 years old.
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Dodging bullets and putting on condoms are the same thing.
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Nobody wants you dead (except your spouse, your cats, and the Republicans)
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Getting a divorce in my country is rather easy. You just need to tell the judge the shitty shows your spouse watches on Netflix.
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Real women can never be beaten in passive aggressive behavior.
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Sometimes when things are falling apart, they might actually be falling into place. Not your case, you're really falling apart.
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Mondays blow, even when you're on vacations.
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