Trav 9⃣ @etravisrust

I take care of my body because it is host and home to an ecosystem of trillions of tiny, green, creepy-crawly organisms known as germs. The germs are my constituents; I cater to their needs to gain their trust and therefore their vote.

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2 years ago

Roaches’ breath smells like dogshit. Roaches are complete and utter trash.

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2 years ago

I can hear a roach breathing somewhere nearby and it’s beginning to freak me out.

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Trav 9⃣ @etravisrust

2 years ago

@_adrianaguilar Miss your soul!

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Trav 9⃣ @etravisrust

2 years ago

I am hugging my beloved girlfriend’s soul.

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Trav 9⃣ @etravisrust

2 years ago

@NotJosephGarcia Thank you

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Trav 9⃣ @etravisrust

2 years ago

Hello Twitter friends, I invite you once again to come on down for a nice handshake, this time at the Mcdonald’s close to my house, western and 7th im an LA Native. Come on by I dont bite! :)

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Trav 9⃣ @etravisrust

2 years ago

My main man’s trash is treasure! Nice!

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2 years ago

@jayweingarten Thank you for your comment, Jay!

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2 years ago

If Kumail Nanjiani tells me to do something, I do it.

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2 years ago

@Joe_keller710 He responds. I heed the response.

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Trav 9⃣ @etravisrust

2 years ago

A message to those I follow: consider yourself lucky to have me as a follower, because I promise I’ll be your best follower ever! Thanks to anyone reading this!