The Executive Imposter @execimposter

After a long career in the corporate world this is my countdown to escape. 12 months to go... United Kingdom Joined May 2019

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

Ok, COVID-19 can fuck off now, this is getting ridiculous. Spent the day in London not shaking hands, not touching anything, learning there’s a 3 week wait on hand sanitizer. Thoughts with those affected.

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

So for those who missed it...22 days til my escape!!! New life begins in April. DAAAAAHHHH!!!

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

Top tip for those allowed to claim expenses: When treating yourself to a coffee/lunch in town, buy two of everything. Then you can mark it down as a meeting with someone. #yourewelcome

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

What kind of psychopath doesn’t put the arm rest down on the train when you sit next to them?

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

I went in search of the alternatives that no company tells you about til you uncover them by accident. More to follow...

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

I thought I was going to leave my job next year. People kept telling me to make the leap. But the stress of diving off the edge with no parachute was putting a lot of strain on me and my marriage despite my wife being crazily supportive. So...

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

Howdy twitter. Long time no speak, I’ve been busy making life changing decisions...

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Olaf Falafel @OFalafel

6 years ago

“And then I’ll eat the can of spinach and Hulk will bally well smash the EU” “You do know that Spinach is Popeye, Boris?” “Don’t correct me, being corrected is Hulk’s Kryptonite”

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Dr Alexandra Jellicoe 💚 @alexjellicoe

6 years ago

Gotta #flyless people - there’s no way around it @FlightFree2020

Dr. Genevieve Guenther (she/they) @DoctorVive

6 years ago

Gotta #flyless people - there’s no way around it @FlightFree2020

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

Having one of those awkward, clumsy days where I keep losing my step, knocking things over and mishearing people. What’s that all about?

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

Thanks @alexjellicoe and the fantastic @MonkeyWrenchMag for sharing this.

Monkey Wrench Mag @MonkeyWrenchMag

6 years ago

Thanks @alexjellicoe and the fantastic @MonkeyWrenchMag for sharing this.

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

I’m sure 3G was fast before 4G came out. 3G now is like being outside the earth’s atmosphere.

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

Am on a train to London for meetings. Do I describe myself as: a) ‘On track’ b) ‘In train’ c) Another corporate bullshit term?

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The Executive Imposter @execimposter

6 years ago

My weekend: Cried to @Schwarzenegger fantastic speech on @TheGNShow Cried to 2000 movie The Dish Cried to McFarland USA The best thing? Depression has meant that I haven’t been able to cry for ages. There’s nothing better than being able to show honest emotion. #gettalking