Eyvind Bernhardsen @eyvind
@[email protected] So long, and thanks for all the tweets. xkcd.com/1357 Joined June 2008-
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Sorry bro theverge.com/2022/10/28/234…
Me every time the teenager is eating some lunch.
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness...while trying to set up continuous integration."
Always exciting with a complex problem can be solved with awk.
EU har sine mangler. Men EU får også skylda for ting de ikke har noe med, og nordmenn skyver gjerne EU foran seg istedet for å ta grep selv. Så her kommer en tråd for å loggføre de mest skamløse ansvarsfraskrivelsene der politikere og debattanter sier det er #EUsinskyld.
How to master software estimation with this one simple trick (PMs hate it): Don’t.
Fuckin’ Peacemaker making me cry while I’m eating my lunch. laughingsquid.com/john-cena-meet…
People who wonder why I get angry about shitcoin: this interview is a nice summary. currentaffairs.org/2022/05/why-th…
Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes. Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming of the top. Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
A little something we've been working on for the past 2 years in complete secrecy. youtu.be/sahskKAxSCY
.@Schwarzenegger has a message for the Russian people.
I think build reproducibility is mostly useless, a big boondoggle. It's particularly annoying when proponents make big crazy security claims to justify it (e.g. "it will disincentivize violence against developers" wat..?), then when challenged switch to boring subjective claims😠
🇺🇦 Given that my country has been all over the news for the past few weeks, I decided to share my personal feelings on the matter. After all, I might not have another chance to do so. I generally try to avoid politics, but the current situation makes it impossible. So here goes.
Well this is outstanding
People dunking on this as chart crime are wrong, this is a legit chart. That doesn't mean bitcoin isn't an unscalable pyramid scheme touted by grifters and idiots that's destroying the planet and risking the unwary's savings. It just means the latest dip wasn't that big.
Wrote some notes summarizing my first impressions of web3: moxie.org/2022/01/07/web…
The Web3 Fraud by @ncweaver compares the World Wide Web, a distributed system composed of DNS, web servers, and browsers, against a decentralized system such as Ethereum. The use case: a web site or api. My take away is, Web3 isn't about the web at all. usenix.org/publications/l…
As a… – Crypto bro I want to… – tell everyone we are taking back control from the evil wealth-driven ultra-rich so that… – I too may become ultra-rich
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At an audition.
Where did your Star Wars journey begin?
no
@MarkHamill Yeah, but the big question is... once Twitter requires you to pay the $8 to keep the checkmark... will you?
I’m not so sure I’ll have time to publish the MAME binaries before work today… might be delayed until my morning time. The ARM ones will be ready, but Intel takes quite a bit longer….
used to never really have hot drinks now I’ve got into tea because the kettle experience is more satisfyIM DOING IT AGAIN
Happy #InternationalMensDay to the lovely men that follow me. You guys are the best.
I’d like to thank you all for your creative and sustained roasting today, I’ve laughed out loud reading the replies but now I must return to my bedchamber and scribe my teachings by candlelight. Yours sincerely, Little Lord Fauntleroy
"The Decade in Tory" is a superb book and needed to keep a lot of this horrendous stuff from being forgotten. @RussInCheshire is the only person who has pissed me off so much that I want to shake his hand. It's a curious feeling.
Steigan fortsetter å spre spinnvill russisk propaganda og falske covid-teorier. Dette ormehølet av en blogg hadde aldri blitt godtatt av en eneste på venstresida om det var en borgerlig red. og frp'er som styreleder. Gratis tips til Rødt; ikke godta bindinger til skrotvenstre.
That’s like their 10th account btw. I am not at fault because I’m targeted, I’m not at fault for being hounded, abused and stalked. I don’t deserve a pile on from misogynists for reacting to misogyny. I am not an "internet character" I’m a human being and this is unacceptable.
Added note: If you answer a question incorrectly, it will respawn somewhere later on.
#TheWeekInTory 1. We begin with our new leader, Margarine Thatcher, who in only 3 weeks has become PM, finished off The Queen, taken 2 weeks away from work, ruined our relations with the US, crashed the economy, and started backbench rebellion to remove her from office
I'd score highly in social intelligence if other people weren't all such cunts.
Been doing a lot of research on the Metroid franchise 👀
The RtMI team just got done double checking this list and it is winnable.
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Me too.
obsessed with the fact that Mervyn Pumpkinhead in THE SANDMAN is voiced by Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill