aubrey plaza dupe @f3rrisbuell3r
30 / self-proclaimed rascal instagram.com/sloaniebear?ig… Minnesota, USA Joined October 2011-
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persevering against all odds (listening to music at full volume even though I have a headache)
my friends and I point at people and say “your type” or “there’s your boyfriend” 500 times a day and it’s still funny every single time
maybe the real treasure was the mutuals we made along the way
does anyone know how to say sweet things without sounding cringe? asking for a friend
happy garage sale season to all who celebrate
remember to throw out a compliment to someone today if you can :)
idc if you think this hat is funny I love her
they say the grass isn’t always greener but in my experience, it almost always is
I just checked Web MD and I have everything
next time I snake my drain I will be wearing a full hazmat suit because my bare skin is not meant to be exposed to the things i just pulled out
what people see when they pull up next to me at a light and I’m singing Ethel Cain
grateful for breakfasts with you
do you think if we ask really nicely, the sun will come out today?
have to remind myself that it’s okay to throw out socks that have holes in them…. but in this economy? idk
took a n*de that’s so good I have to congratulate my bf
before you’re mean to me, I want to remind you that I’m mean enough to myself for the both of us
it’s actually embarrassing how unfunny I am until you get to know me
If your AC is set to 78° don’t you dare invite me over. The damn disrespect.
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Nic (no K) @Npakaderm
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ally @allylaure
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Lost Panda 🐼 ◼�.. @Retrawiz
16K Followers 16K Following This panda would just like to nap now... 🐼😷⚽️
Ollie @ollie19i
284 Followers 599 Following No longer Young, still kinda dumb and not super depressed
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pink goaty club @_deluxedition
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PALU @tehpalu
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Sheeeee @straightbner
248 Followers 575 Following
ashigarami @ashigarami
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William @William296438
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david @daavidherreraaa
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A @AndresSandate_
347 Followers 652 Following
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Abdullaah (Cringe) @abdullaah_r7
243 Followers 3K Following I make at most one good tweet a year. Usually less. [He/Him]
Brock Foster @brockfoster2028
725 Followers 1K Following University of North Texas 🖤Bachelors in Kinesiology / Snap:brockfoster20 / Valorant IG: Static#Vidz
Ben Cannoli @RichFernandoK
321 Followers 376 Following photographer, skateboarder, Fully Flared apologist. @richardfernandok on insta
Apollonia Vitelli @HaleyJuuune
655 Followers 1K Following cat mom, boutique lady, photo taker & adventure lover. planetologist 🪐she/her
uptown ghoul⁷🔪 @codyadventures
455 Followers 379 Following a part of the mycelium network. 📍mpls 🟠🟢⚫: https://t.co/GrJC9YuXVY
outfit repeater @bat_faced
746 Followers 465 Following
sparkle sunshine ✨�.. @catidude
298 Followers 430 Following sporadic tweeter, nice wife, cool mama, adventurer, portrait maker, crafty bitch, selfie enthusiast, collector of coloring books. i love you!!!
Hannahhhhh @realgingermama
564 Followers 367 Following elder emo. 27. alt Mama. small biz owner. curator & collector of vintage things. leo. ginger. in therapy, you should b 2 ❤️🔥 $lilgingerbb
donner party bus @ok_alriight
1K Followers 793 Following forbes 30 under 30, phd in vibe curation. for legal reasons, everything posted here is satire. 777
ashin kusher @shrinkyydinkk
2K Followers 1K Following nobody was home while i was a kid so now i overshare on the internet
boob @smokebooty
7K Followers 895 Following ✶ flamin hot guido ✶ aries artist ✶ portland ♡♡♡ IG: creepdogs
screamin pete @ScreaminWheat
1K Followers 1K Following pants on fire existence, we are all on the bbq bus
timberwolves enjoyer @oppositeofrural
612 Followers 733 Following hi I’m j*ke and I’m a big fan of unfinished sente / 21+
𖤐 Diego 𖤐 @_Un_Welcome
13K Followers 4K Following NSFW 18+/ 24 / IG: idlediego // 2/2 owner of @IdleHeart__ // Thrift, Lift, Eat. 🇲🇽🇵🇸
Tate 🦕 @TheTate_
613 Followers 1K Following He/Him. 30. Biochemist. Denver Sports Fan. Also Carolina Hurricanes. 🇵🇸
Ribs @soymilkpappi
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butchypoo🏳️�.. @GodsChosenButch
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jp @excesstential
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gaz @gazpachomachine
98K Followers 1K Following Sometimes I review food in the shower | All Reviews: https://t.co/sbof3C7kmr | [email protected] | Text or call me 404-548-8034
Babe you’re so hot when you communicate effectively
was standing on the sidewalk eating popcorn and a lady walked by and said “wait I love popcorn” ..?
every single ball that has ever been invented is in your court
just ate a savory snack haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory one :) haha nice now it’s time for a sweet one :) haha nice now it’s time for a savory on
I keep a universal remote in my bag to turn down pub TVs if they are too loud.
Me trying to make plans with my salmon friends:
roommate just said "I can't believe we've never had to buy trash bags the whole time we've lived here"
Would you let this dumb bitch check your vitals
reading my tweets from a haters perspective and i get it
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
There's nothing more embarrassing in life than getting up and bowling in front of people.
salmon Saturday. the salmon is in the oven. this is what it’s all about
whoever said black and brown don’t go together was a liar who can’t dress
[too lazy to kms] hey Boeing i know what you did
The best part about renting is getting to pour cooking oil down the drain
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