Waka @flockakafka

espagueti rocinante United States Joined August 2016

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Waka @flockakafka

18 hours ago

Herniated discs should be able to be hammered back into place

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CrownedCaribou @CrownedCaribou

7 months ago

Who's going to be the one brave enough to publish research proving skipping is the most efficient form of human locomotion?

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Waka @flockakafka

2 days ago

I miss Mayor Rob Ford

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Resurrected Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia

2 days ago

My technology buddy just texted me this 💀

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Banished Kent @kentbanishearl

2 days ago

When your boss sends you a Teams message:

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CrownedCaribou @CrownedCaribou

2 days ago

I did the math and buying dog treats for human consumption isn't even economical

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Waka @flockakafka

3 days ago

When you drink liquor straight out the bottle it doesn’t count

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Waka @flockakafka

4 days ago

Sunday = Warren

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screenplay understander @asinglefather

6 days ago

Hi Brooklyn The first preview of a play I wrote and directed, Bumpo, is happening this Sunday. It’s a ridiculous story about grief, custody and human/dog hybrids. I’ve never worked harder on anything and it’d mean the world to me if you came. brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/…

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Waka @flockakafka

6 days ago

I’ve had Crazy by Seal running through my head on a loop for 48 hours

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Waka @flockakafka

6 days ago

Can’t stop thinking about the goofy bow she uses as a prop in this video and how for some reason I find her even sexier as a result

🎼🌺Music Love♥️ @ThoNg676733

2 weeks ago

Can’t stop thinking about the goofy bow she uses as a prop in this video and how for some reason I find her even sexier as a result

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mr. joshua @pants

a week ago

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Waka @flockakafka

7 days ago

Earlier today I had to explain to our COO what the Necronomicon was. It’s the little things that get you through the day

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Old Sovereign Publishing @OldSovPub

a week ago

Next August we plan to breathe new life into the classic French story of avarice and ambition: Bel-Ami. We have signed up @zach_brown_art to produce the artworks for our beautiful clothbound edition. Follow for updates as we go!