front office faye @frontofficefaye
faye without a CFA 🚀 stop taking me out of CC i am not an assistant not investment advice Joined February 2021-
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rip her majesty you would’ve loved the fall of your currency
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i just cracked on at an agm so i know i need to find god
no finance bro has all 3: a hairline, carry, a marriage without infidelity
it was a “market testing exercise” aka “we got no offers”
need everyone to also loose 14 seconds of their life on this tiktok
thinking of all the trian partners analysts who had to witness the peltz/beckham wedding as they were grinding on excel
gm it’s friday so that means kick everything to the lawyers
the mba associate is only as good as their analyst
if you think the yield curve inverting is scary wait till you see your hairline after 2 years in banking
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Got an on-cycle pe offer but not sure what’s next? Follow these steps: 1) don’t walk, run, back to the bullpen. You should tell your parents first, right? Wrong. Straight to your post-mba associate - make sure they know you’re leaving them and their worthless degree behind
one of my vps doesn’t know i have access to his diary and puts his dates in there
to hard code or not to hard code that is the question
on cycle recruiting as started
sending your deal team member a question whilst they’re on a flight with no wi-fi to buy yourself some time on the model
pitching to my team why i SHOULDNT get staffed on another deal
my accountant just googled “what is a drawdown” i’m going to jail
a reminder that if she thinks liars poker is a netflix series she’s too young for you bro
get in looser we’re going endowment hunting
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@MaxKielsmeier @frontofficefaye You don’t have it then
@frontofficefaye The most true thing I’ve read in months
Much like their photos, Snapchat’s stock price quickly disappeared
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i'm 26 and i cry hysterically every time i say goodbye to a member of my family
Damn this headhunter calling me in for a 1AM modeling test got me feeling the same type of way as my freshman year pledgemaster calling my ass in for a hazing lineup in the basement frfr
Headhunter reached out while I was on a client call. Role was filled by the time my call ended. Gotta move fast this year
Got an on-cycle pe offer but not sure what’s next? Follow these steps: 1) don’t walk, run, back to the bullpen. You should tell your parents first, right? Wrong. Straight to your post-mba associate - make sure they know you’re leaving them and their worthless degree behind
If I had a megafund PE interview tonight (I have 3) and they asked me what 77 + 33 was, 0% chance I don’t say 100
Raising a $20mm Series A. $40mm pre- $60mm post-money valuation Not really sure what the business is, but have a successful track record of starting and scaling platforms, with Twitter account showing +2500% growth since inception (found May 2021)
On cycle fully kicked off this weekend/today. DM for any questions / advice.
@frontofficefaye @litcapital @itsmarkmoran just living the life everyone wants to, going on twitter and liking all thirst traps on main
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