marcus gibson @funnymarcus
bfe Joined September 2009-
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"On the bus sitting next to a guy in a tie, smells like aqua velva probably a job I'm gonna pretend to be crazy so he moves" #homelessaywhat
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Some people call me a space cow boy some people call me a stop of fucking cut who deserves to die #call center songs
@JoshLLay why don't you tell me about how this effort less money making works oh wise Saudi prince
every year on Christmas I asked my mom for the same gift. Every year she told me the same thing. "No you cant have a hooker for Christmas"
my twitter has been hacked since the 20th of novemeber there 1000 tweets not by me. Thats more tweets than i ever ever tweeted in my life
I think Ann Coulter is a Sasha Barron Cohen character.
The casting of ben aflek as the new batman leads me to win that superman wins the fight beteen the two
a girl called me disgiusting and i wanted to prove to myself that i wasnt so posted an ad on craiglist pretending to be girl
Alcoholism is the delusion that alcohol=Pringles once u pop the fun dont stop until you wake up regretful luckily I keep Pringles in my room
I want everyone to know that Identify as a fetus so please kill me
my biggest problem with people who attempt suicide is they are failures
when I'm creeped out by a girl I pretend ti hear voices e she then thinks we have a lot in common
lady luck why you neglected me is it because I gonna get a huge pay out maybe I should take up gambling
on the precipice of sanity the resolve of men is tested those with weak minds loose it those with strong minds wear tin foil hats.
people can only be happy if they tell them selves lies like I'm not ugly or I shouldn't kill myself even happiness is a mental illness
And now the bottle return guy is hitting on her Id stop him but I really wanted to hit her too
This yuppie counting cans is retarded why are you even here I saw you get your cans out of a Lexus.
I just peed in a cup for a job I havent had to pee to pee on demand since I broke up with. Me ex its wierd but it made her wet
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