Golf 'Squatch @golfsquatch

Long hitter from the East Texas piney woods, now duffing up and down the Brazos. The woods, TX Joined October 2016

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Golf 'Squatch @golfsquatch

6 years ago

@RashidaTlaib White, Black, Latino, Muslim, US Rep... it doesn't matter. A piece of shit is a piece of shit.

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Old Time Football 🏈 @Ol_TimeFootball

6 years ago

Happy Birthday Roger Staubach. Roger threw his first career TD to Lance Rentzel, a 75 yard 💣. September 21, 1969. #DallasCowboys #CaptainAmerica #HappyBirthdayRogerStaubach

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6 years ago

@Super70sSports Is that Darry from Letterkenny’s dad?

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6 years ago

@Super70sSports My great-grandma looked EXACTLY like Frankenberry.

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6 years ago

@Super70sSports I literally went to high school with those girls. Literally.

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6 years ago

@barkbox @budweiserusa @budlight “I warned you not to take me to the groomer’s yesterday.” (What a smug look of satisfaction, too.)

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6 years ago

@tcryptidhunter I live in the same county as the attack. Cougars are seen in the river bottom and heard several times a year in my neighborhood. They’re a lot more common than you think.

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6 years ago

@GolfMagic Played like a month-old dog turd yesterday... hope to do better this afternoon.

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6 years ago

Later, he grilled up a batch of the best damn hot links in the history of processed meat.

Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

6 years ago

1977 Heisman Trophy winner Earl Campbell gets a nice hug from his mom. He then stiff-armed her and ran for 80 yards because THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.

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6 years ago

It’s not even #Thanksgiving, and it already looks like Santa took a giant shit over my neighborhood.

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6 years ago

@DunderEmployee @theofficetv Oops

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Hey, @DrinkMilos any chance you can boost your #sweet tea deliveries to the stores in and around Granbury, Texas? None of the stores can keep it in stock. If not, I am going to have to start making my own tea like some sort of savage.

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Golf 'Squatch @golfsquatch

6 years ago

@sap1028 @JulianCastro @LeslieLee327 @JoeBiden How will one party having complete control over the entire government "unite" us? That's not unity. That's oppression.

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Golf 'Squatch @golfsquatch

6 years ago

@JoeSilverman7 Few of us pursue are able to pursue our calling. I didn't. My work life is miserable, and I will have to suffer through it for 15 more years. That said, had I pursued my calling, I wouldn't have my wife, son, in-laws, niece or nephew. Sometimes just earning a check is enough.

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6 years ago

@Super70sSports Cardinal great Emmitt Smith and Tampa Slugger Wade Boggs.

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6 years ago

I can’t remember the last time I had back-to-back birdies. Oh, wait. Yes I can. It was today, you bastards!

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6 years ago

@jenniferlee_75 I see you’ve met my dog.

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6 years ago

@sportslogosnet @Axeemjacks That starred axe is tight.

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6 years ago

@desanto_john @mrneige @nowthisnews Did the protesters have a permit? Were they told to disperse and didn’t? If the answer to either of these is “no,” then the police did what they had to do... and did it with non-lethal force. Of course, these are two very important questions the media didn’t answer.