zoey @gopissgirl23
unlucky girl syndrome Atlanta, GA Joined November 2023-
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challengers club night PLEASE
challengers club night PLEASE
cleaning out my camera roll means finding gems like this from three years ago
there will never be enough information about everything to satiate me
it's where i belong down at the phil's tire town i'm gonna keep on dancing at the phil's tire town
INS for the summer: throuples, saunas, uniqlo, having secret hand signals with your friends OUTS for the summer: monogamy, career-ending injuries, being a present parent
dipping my coconut in the context of all in which i’ve lived and what came before me
dipping my coconut in the context of all in which i’ve lived and what came before me
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Jason Adam Katzenstein. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/hrPq8Xh
that's that me espresso... we need you to be mamala of the country... give him my regards did u take ozempic... we are living through an avant garde time of culture
“they go back to the hotel room”
Yall don’t understand how genius the structure of Boom Boom Pow is like the whole track is just the four peas describing the beat will I am made and how sick it is while teasing very sparse elements of it but not actually revealing the boom boom pow until Fergie gives the signal
the fits this summer are gonna be 50% cowboy 50% tennis player 100% Gay
the tl since last week
if your body is tea, and i'm that me espresso, then who's buying three tickets to challengers
need my favorite tennis fan @ShakeyGraves to analyze challengers asap
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
girls do this now. during challengers
when a coffeehead says something so morningsodaphobic that you gotta em with that 7 am dr pepper stare
absolutely love that you can never predict what brian cox is going to hate on next
absolutely love that you can never predict what brian cox is going to hate on next
"I'm Mr. Sterling's right hand arm... man. I'm his confidante, his best friend, his me espresso..." "His what?" "His me espresso." "Is that what he calls you?" "No."
meg @chalmersfavprob
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Shileys @Shileys188868
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Heaven Mccoy @HeavenMcco7667
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little lesbian intern.. @takemehottogo
2K Followers 536 Following Zionists and terfs fuck off and die Conachappellivia-pilled and joyous | 15
Alex Chaser @AlexChaser3
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Valley Boys Podcast @valleyboyspod
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abby🎶 @abbylanzelotti
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mick niller @watergunpriest
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Artrocker Apologist �.. @BarrettJonny
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audge @audgekat
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Ashley Christine @ashleychris97
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pamela ratliff 🐘�.. @irbransmom
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Daniella @daniella23crump
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dr sadmacandcheese @sadmacandcheese
744 Followers 392 Following 9 out of 10 critics agree that im very cute but incredibly annoying (im just mac and cheese though im not a person)
Amanda Buckley @AmandaBuck21123
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Joselyn Dudley @DudleyJose88924
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matthias @matthias__meyer
973 Followers 921 Following B.A, M.A | be curious, not judgmental | copywriter @ ??? | Co-Founder/Co-Chair @backboneawards | he/him
bald ann "tennis" dow.. @ali_sivi
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Brian Oliu @BrianOliu
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Ebony @ebony_geffrard9
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Matthew @chillwaveguy
12K Followers 5K Following Chungking Express is a 1994 Hong Kong romantic crime comedy-drama anthology film written and directed by Wong Kar-wai.
علوش @IraqiCowboy
2K Followers 557 Following Arab, Queer, Southern, Booksmart, Lifedumb, etc, 🍉 من المية للمية فلسطين عربية 🍉
Catherine @rauh_catherine5
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Jake @BiggieSmails72
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Danvers edmund89$ @emiliemaribaber
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SNACTIV @snactiv
344 Followers 1K Following THE FUTURE IS NOW! As seen on Shark Tank. Streamline your productivity with SNACTIV. https://t.co/bXnrOUWw0B
Tiffany Bajer @BajerTiffa32834
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Ebriam000000 @ebriam000020631
66 Followers 5K Following Matthew 6:1-4 So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by
Molly Malone @MollyMa58599337
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Ahmedjames @Ahmedja70679364
70 Followers 5K Following I am ahmed from Gambia the smiling coast of Africa
meg @chalmersfavprob
397 Followers 776 Following
lodgepolepines @lodgepolepines
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Ken Bone @kenbone18
142K Followers 560 Following That guy...you know, the one that was wearing red...I think he was like running for president or something. Views expressed are not those of my employer.
Bryanlicious2 @bryanlicious2_
4K Followers 440 Following the world moves on another day another drama
Quorators @Quorators
11K Followers 3 Following Screencaps of the best (and the worst) of Quora dot com. Listen to our podcast QUORATORS on YouTube and all podcast apps. ft @jeremysmiles and @ptaktestkitchen
Alex Chaser @AlexChaser3
1K Followers 1K Following Queer music makes me feel better | 🦷 🐴 🛼 🪩 | Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | Terfs DNI | Priv: @born_haunted
jess @bejeweledjess
3K Followers 3K Following dm user bejeweledjess for permission to speak on midnights. uk swiftie since 09. fan account. liverpool n1, london n1 & n6 🪩 tn x1
TaylorMerchWhispererB.. @swiftpitch_py
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MOSCHINODORITO @moschinodorito
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Nick @Nick__Humphrey
185 Followers 298 Following
Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel
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Valley Boys Podcast @valleyboyspod
31K Followers 9K Following Comedian @DaveWeasel and friends bring you takes of current events and tell horrible stories from their lives
the content is good (.. @BourbonGhosts
598 Followers 234 Following backup || full account reinstated @BourbonGhost
abby🎶 @abbylanzelotti
291 Followers 270 Following lover of weird music and buttered noodles// 24 // duq ‘22 // she/her
little lesbian intern.. @takemehottogo
2K Followers 536 Following Zionists and terfs fuck off and die Conachappellivia-pilled and joyous | 15
mick niller @watergunpriest
566 Followers 2K Following
Evan Rytlewski @Evanryt
6K Followers 770 Following Writer. Contributor @Pitchfork. Alum @RadioMilwaukee, @WMSE, @ShepherdExpress. Bylines @NPR @TheAVClub @WashingtonPost @PasteMagazine. (he/him)
Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
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Chappell Roan @ChappellRoan
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all my teams want me .. @PanasonicDX4500
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Manchu Huang @OleMissManchu
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aves 🥧 @lucydickass
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grace ☆૮꒰•༝.. @warmhheart
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Durag Rebel @DuragRebel
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soap, fast, and loud .. @chipdae
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a.🦄 @xcowboygeniusx
3K Followers 271 Following shoutout to boygenius fr gotta be one of my favorite genders i fw chappell roan too if anyone was wondering || free palestine 🇵🇸
Polly Rider Ghost Poc.. @riznicolesara
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Ariana writing a goodbye song: bye-bye, bye-bye, boy bye, bye bye, it's over, it's over. Taylor writing a goodbye song: Will you take a moment? Promise me this. That you’ll stand by me forever, but if God forbid fate should step in and force us into a goodbye.
Interviewer: Are you queer? Shawn: Culturally
wait… you have to PAY MONEY to run those races/marathons?
This is what I'm picturing when people say microplastics
French never stop being French, even in A&E: Does the child smoke?
Sorry if you tried emailing me and got the wrong Daniel. Learn to spell I guess
It’s sad to think there was a day where my dad picked me up and put me on his shoulders for what would be the last time. It was 3 weeks ago and it immediately killed him.
You don’t really appreciate a Banksy until you see one in real life.
OHHHH HONEY HONAYYYY I COULD BE YOUR BODYGUARD
me watching the silence of the lambs: hmm if only this movie had a cunty dance scene accompanied by some 80's dark wave synth-pop i'd give it 5 starsOH HELL YEAH
imagine being named sam or sophia or marcus and being so excited to have your name in a taylor swift song title only for people to start calling the song chloe and oomfs 😭
Diss tracks are so funny. “I fucking hate you, bro. Do you want to hear a song a wrote about you?”
the lack of close ups and the static shot from the side is so voyeuristic and intimate i love it so much 😭
best kiss in the movie btw it was so romantic
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