Jebediah Stoltzfus @greenhell33
If you don't like what I write, feel free to keep your cunt mouth shut and move along. google.com Around Joined May 2009-
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I’ve gone through your resume and it looks you’ve been mowing sidewalks for your entire career.
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What’s the point in complaining, snowflake? Everyone is in the same boat.
Good thing you honked your horn. I never would've known that I had enough room to move up a whole 3 feet at fucking traffic light.
After forcing me to listen to your jibberish, I can only hope that you get raped by a thousand matted goats on your way home.
Jebediah Stoltzfus retweeted
What's the least you'll take for the vagina?
Sure I like rap. If by rap you mean... Rapping you in the face with an aluminum bat for making me listen to that shit.
For $2.19 I had a copy of the keys to hell's gate made at Home Depot, now I can come and go as I please.
@Machine_ov_Hate your charm has no limit.
I'd smash you in the face with a rock if I thought I could get away with it.
People that are high in moral fiber give me the shits.
I'll go back to my ex before I listen to you for another minute.
I've got a touch of that hangover that's going around.
Jebediah Stoltzfus retweeted
You can't make superglue without a unicorn, dumbass.
I'm still laughing at the fact that the website Christiannymphos.org even exists.
I'll be right there... as soon as I get done reading this double penetration blog on christiannymphos.org
Pretty good chance that her chin has handled more balls than Jerry Rice.
I'd be really disappointed to find out that there wasn't at least one smart ass that yelled "last call" in Jonestown.
If I owned a dildo shop I would offer free custom fitting and battery testing. It's all about bringing value to the customer.
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