Jonathan @hackdba
I do things with Dynamics GP, SharePoint, and Microsoft SQL Server. I never said I was good at them! hackdba.com Oklahoma Joined June 2014-
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I am sorry but what in the actual fuck did I just read?
I am sorry but what in the actual fuck did I just read?
Ahh Oklahoma a state that doesn’t want to give folks a hand up, but instead wants to put folks in handcuffs. What a disgrace.
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Registration for #SQLSaturday Pittsburgh is open! Schedule will be coming out next week. Please spread the word. If you are local and missed the CFS, please let me know. eventbrite.com/e/pittsburgh-s…
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last chance to get orders in for this weekend. if you order a ziti i'll probably make one. not sure what it costs yet, but less than a lasagna. hit me up *while there's still time*
Not to alarm anyone, but it is the 3rd of September. youtube.com/watch?v=S5xAts…
Umm... Watching Unknown Number: The High School Catfish and what in the actual hell?
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Alert!
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IT'S SALE TIME!! Save up to $300 on our Salmon, Orca, Mountain, and Island PreCon PCs! Time to Lock in - deals end Tuesday!
The clickbait on this site is absolutely fucking maddening.
Y'll I discovered there are still online BBS that have TradeWars and I am having an absolute blast.
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🎥 SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 30 youtube.com/watch?v=Gys0w7… 🎥
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The first release candidate for SQL Server 2025 is here! We're in the final stretch to general availability, refining performance and stability based on your feedback. Try it now: msft.it/6010sXG7M
Not to alarm everyone, but umm, how in the hell is this song 30 years old? Rancid - 'Ruby Soho' (Music Video)
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I really miss Bed, Bath and Beyond. I used to go in there whenever I needed to be alone.
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