Jonathan @hackdba
I do things with Dynamics GP, SharePoint, and Microsoft SQL Server. I never said I was good at them! hackdba.com Oklahoma Joined June 2014-
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With Ryan Walters getting a new job, I have to ask is he going to be moving out of Oklahoma or will be failing remotely?
What in the hell is almost just born? The fuck is he on about?
What in the hell is almost just born? The fuck is he on about?
In networking news. This was sent to me from my counterpart out on location today. Why in the hell would someone do this? This is in a production environment.
Did not have Channele West Coast covering Luke Combs on my 2025 bingo card. tiktok.com/t/ZTMdb2GXJ/
Y’all we getting new Erik Sermon!
Y’all we getting new Erik Sermon!
We are cooked folks.
Came out to the fair today. It’s 4.00 day and y’all this weather is perfect!
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ICYMI!
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
Just launched my SQL Server Performance Engineering course! 14 hours of deep-dive content, covering everything from wait stats analysis to query tuning techniques. Perfect for DBAs, developers, and consultants who need to fix pesky performance problems. training.erikdarling.com/sql-server-per…
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So I ended up catching Covid and have to say this shit absolutely sucks. The sore throat and brain fog are fare worse this time around than the 1st time I managed to catch it.
My big question now is how will @RyanWalters_ try and make this about him?
Y’all I’m convinced reading Facebook comments from local news confirms what I’ve long thought. My fellow state citizens are just ignorant and outright absolutely hateful.
Being a Pokes fan is hard. Please keep us in your prayers today.

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