Jonathan @hackdba

I do things with Dynamics GP, SharePoint, and Microsoft SQL Server. I never said I was good at them! hackdba.com Oklahoma Joined June 2014

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Jonathan @hackdba

2 days ago

With Ryan Walters getting a new job, I have to ask is he going to be moving out of Oklahoma or will be failing remotely?

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Jonathan @hackdba

2 days ago

Sometime you just need a burger and hash browns to make the day.

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Jonathan @hackdba

5 days ago

What in the hell is almost just born? The fuck is he on about?

The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline

5 days ago

What in the hell is almost just born? The fuck is he on about?

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Jonathan @hackdba

5 days ago

In networking news. This was sent to me from my counterpart out on location today. Why in the hell would someone do this? This is in a production environment.

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Jonathan @hackdba

a week ago

Did not have Channele West Coast covering Luke Combs on my 2025 bingo card. tiktok.com/t/ZTMdb2GXJ/

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Jonathan @hackdba

a week ago

Y’all we getting new Erik Sermon!

Erick Sermon @iAmErickSermon

a week ago

Y’all we getting new Erik Sermon!

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Pizza Hut @pizzahut

a week ago

We are cooked folks.

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Jonathan @hackdba

2 weeks ago

Came out to the fair today. It’s 4.00 day and y’all this weather is perfect!

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Steve Stedman @SqlEmt

2 weeks ago

Dive deeper into the #SQLServer universe. Explore the potential of CTEs. Join us: stedman.us/cte-class stedman.us/cte-class

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Jonathan @hackdba

2 weeks ago

Memory that popped up on FB today. My wife is always picking up stray animals.

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Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster

2 weeks ago

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

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Just launched my SQL Server Performance Engineering course! 14 hours of deep-dive content, covering everything from wait stats analysis to query tuning techniques. Perfect for DBAs, developers, and consultants who need to fix pesky performance problems. training.erikdarling.com/sql-server-per…

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Steve Stedman @SqlEmt

2 weeks ago

Ready to supercharge your SQL Server knowledge? My latest video tutorial on CROSS APPLY in T-SQL is here to guide you. Enhance your understanding of joins and become a SQL expert! #SQL #TSQL #JoinOperations youtu.be/tMnyNFgTMR0 youtu.be/tMnyNFgTMR0

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Jonathan @hackdba

2 weeks ago

So I ended up catching Covid and have to say this shit absolutely sucks. The sore throat and brain fog are fare worse this time around than the 1st time I managed to catch it.

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Jonathan @hackdba

2 weeks ago

My big question now is how will @RyanWalters_ try and make this about him?

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Jonathan @hackdba

2 weeks ago

Y’all I’m convinced reading Facebook comments from local news confirms what I’ve long thought. My fellow state citizens are just ignorant and outright absolutely hateful.